Chapter 5: The Divine Mathematician

  As for the beauty's malicious words, Yu Han didn't take it to heart and solemnly told her: "Beauty, don't disbelieve what I'm saying, you really have a calamity of blood light."

  The beauty widened her eyes and stared at Yu Han, sizing him up from head to toe before indignantly saying: "You're sick!"

  Those fortune-telling masters saw this scene and were secretly laughing on the side.

  If they said that, it would be a big deal, but Yu Han is just a stranger on the street, and no matter how you look at him, he doesn't seem like some kind of fortune teller. If he wanted to use such a lowly and boring trick to win over this beautiful woman in front of him, it could only be said that the chances are slim to the point of being negligible.

  The beauty gave Yu Han a cold glance and turned around to leave.

  Yu Han stretched out his left arm to block him and said again: "What I said is true, don't be unbelieving."

  The beauty was about to collapse, scolding: "Get out of here, you rascal."

  Yu Han was also helpless, he knew very well that anyone who encountered such a situation would maintain an attitude of doubt. In order not to let her continue to verbally attack him, Yu Han had no choice but to give in.

  The beauty hummed coldly and left quickly. Looking at her beautiful back, Yu Han smiled helplessly, lit a cigarette and started smoking.

  After the beautiful woman walked away, an old fortune teller teased: "Young brother, sit down and I'll read your fortune."

  This lowly good-for-nothing also dares to show off in front of me, how ridiculous. Spitting out a beautiful smoke ring, Yu Han said indifferently: "The rent has been owed for two months, the water and electricity fees haven't been paid, that damned fatty landlady was going to kick you out last night, after begging pitifully, you were barely able to avoid sleeping on the streets. This morning's breakfast was just soy milk and fried dough sticks, now there are only 20 yuan left on me, one 10-yuan bill, one 5-yuan bill, four 1-yuan bills, and two 50-cent coins, what a miserable life.

  Yu Han finished speaking and turned away with a chuckle.

  The fortune teller looked at Yu Han with a terrified expression, his mind went blank, and when he came to, Yu Han's figure was nowhere to be seen.

  Yu Han continued to chase after the beauty without giving up, then shouted her name from behind.

  "Zhū yī xiāng."

  The beauty suddenly stopped in her tracks, turned around to look, and when she saw that it was still Yu Han, who had made her extremely unhappy before, a murderous impulse arose in her heart. But another question came up, how did he know her name?

  Yu Han smiled and quickly followed after him with a pleased expression.

  "Those street vendors are cheaters, but I didn't cheat you," said Yu Han.

  "How did you know my name?" asked Zhu Yixiang.

  "It's because I'm the God of Calculation." Yu Han said.

  Zhu Yixiang looked at Yu Han's harmless appearance and couldn't help but smile lightly, then asked: "Divine Calculator? Then tell me, what did you calculate from me?"

  Yu Han said: "Everything."

  "What's that supposed to mean?" Zī Yī Xiāng sneered and laughed, then asked: "Alright, tell me, what's my birthdate, what do I like to eat, where did I go to school, what are my parents' names, what do they do for a living, where am I from, and where am I going now? And what color underwear am I wearing today. Aren't you some kind of fortune-telling master? Go ahead and calculate it, if you get one thing wrong, then get out of my sight immediately. If you keep bothering me, I'll make you regret it for the rest of your life."

  Yu Han smiled and said, "Now listen carefully, you were born on August 23rd, 1990 at 3:16:24 AM. You have a small birthmark on your left buttock. Your favorite foods are sashimi and spaghetti, but you dislike eating rice, mangoes, and pineapples. You majored in international finance at Fudan University with excellent grades. Your father's name is Hua Xiangguo, the founder of Hua International Group, a world-renowned billionaire worth tens of billions. Your mother's name is Zhu Meiqing, from a scholarly family, and you bear her surname. Your name was given by your grandfather, Zhu Youyong. Today, you slept in until the sun shone on your buttocks before getting up, then strolled aimlessly on the streets. Yesterday, your aunt brought you sanitary products, and since you use Comfort & Care, you didn't feel like eating, only drinking a glass of water. Now, you're thinking about whether to invite some friends to sing karaoke. And today, you're wearing pink underwear with a natural D-cup size, the small one has embroidered edges, and on top, there's an extremely cute Teddy bear. Beautiful girl, do I get it right or not?"

  "Ah..."

  Zhu Yixiang took two steps back, staring at Yu Han as if she had seen a ghost, her face filled with incredulity, her beautiful complexion pale.

  Yu Han lit a cigarette and smiled: "I don't think this counts as revealing your secrets, does it?"

  "What...what...what are you after all?" asked Zhu Yixiang incoherently.

  "It's obvious that I'm a kind-hearted man with no malice towards you." Yu Han said with a hint of teasing.

  Zhu Yixiang was about to go crazy, just as Yu Han said, this statement can directly rule out that it was done by a private detective. Because no matter how powerful the private detective is, it's impossible for him to understand everything about himself so thoroughly. So there's only one possibility, the young man in front of her who looks quite handsome, is indeed the legendary God of Calculation, nothing in heaven or earth is unknown to him.

  But it's hard, extremely hard, to make a open-minded city girl who never believed in anything supernatural believe such an unbelievable thing.

  Quiet, although the streets were bustling with cars and noisy, between Yu Han and Zhu Yixiang, there was a dead silence. Zhu Yixiang could clearly hear her own heartbeat, thumping violently.

  Zhu Yixiang stared at Yu Han, who didn't avoid her sharp gaze.

  After a long while, Zhu Yixiang asked: "Then... what you said, what calamity of blood and light do I have?"

  Yu Han looked up at the blue sky and white clouds, then smiled and asked: "Do you believe I'm not fooling you?"

  "Go on, you tell me first."

  Yu Han said: "Then don't blame me for being rude, actually you've already gone to the bathroom, so you walked a bit faster, planning to go to the KFC across the street to use their restroom. Because your stomach was hungry, you ate a hamburger and drank a cup of Coke. After 20 minutes, you prepared to leave. At this time, a bus suddenly had a blowout, lost control, and then crashed into the entrance of KFC, and you just happened to be walking out..."

  Zhu Yixiang's face turned red with embarrassment as soon as she heard it. Yu Han was right, she had indeed come on her period. The problem was that a man had exposed her in public, which was really embarrassing. But now she couldn't worry about so much because what Yu Han said was indeed frightening. Zhu Yixiang listened with mixed feelings of doubt and uncertainty, as Yu Han's words were vague and unclear, who knew whether they were true or not.

  Yu Han smiled and said, "Although it sounds quite mysterious, this is an iron-clad fact. The car accident will occur at 4:21:37 PM sharp. Just wait for 10 minutes, and everything will be clear." Yu Han pointed to the long wooden chair beside the lawn and said, "I'm free anyway, so I'll just keep you company and witness the miracle together."

  Yu Han walked over and sat down, propping up his legs and smoking leisurely. Zhu Yixiang looked at him, bit her lip, also sat down, and said: "If you dare to cheat me, you'll be waiting for death."