Thank You

  Yuu Pesant. I iz not dunn wit yuu. Cumm heer n I wiell Elongate yuur Life. Cus das Life.

  Chapter 1: Existential Enemy Discovered, Quickly Become Doctor And Yikes My God

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  Sloicing thru hiss ahm, brek bones of meni, sloiced many artories, very very many. Are they important? No won is doctor eniwei, so no one noes. Is like so crazy. Gush and goosh. Sownds. Cartilej and bon, veinss and blud. Yikes of gore. Is soh skerry. Thas me.

  Den you yuus Occam’s Razor, fine his nonexistint oss, becus thas skerry to men. No one likes the oss. Is their bane.

  When it so fine and sloiced, is he same? Ship of Theseus. So veri existinsial. God, me!

  Yo, then thers da Trolley Problem. Like so so hard problum. You won or five? Always win becus thas Life. Not moor importent than Life. Sheik my hed. Fecespalm.

  PCE. (pce imogi)