this is a script like story yes it is not finished and i dont think i will finish it but this was just for fun
*Opening scene is the title and mary's family pictures*
(it's the morning and mary's alarm just went off)
Mary:(kind of sleepy)Ugh, Is it time to wake up already?
(mary gets ready)
Mary: ooh i like this outfit!
(mary looks at the time)
Mary: 8:30! Oh no, I'm going to be late again! Jake is going to kill me*emphasize kill*
(runs through kitchen)
Mary: Bye mom, see you later!
Mary's mom: Bye sweetie!
(realization)
Mary's mom: …Wait Hon, your lunch!
(at school)
Jake: I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE IS LATE AGAIN!!!
(Riley listening to music and takes her headphones off)
Riley:Huh?
Jake: Really! *subject change*Anyway what song is that?
Riley: My world is burning around me*blankly* (almost sarcastically)
Jake: Uh ok?*slightly worried*
(Mary just got too school)
Mary: (out of breath) I'm here!
Jake: YOU WERE LATE AGAIN!
Riley: Calm down Jake, it’s not her fault.
Jake: SHUT UP!
Mary: you too are definitely siblings
Riley: Oh how did you know WE LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME MARY!
Jake: Mhm
Mary: Wait, did you two just agree with each other OMG THE WORLD IS ENDING!!
Riley: Oh shut up.
Jake: well atleast i hotter than you are
Riley: Oh really
Jake; yes really
Riley: i swear to god
Jake: At Least i have good grades
Riley:at least i hacked into the system and changed my grades
Mary: Can you two stop fighting we are going to be later than we already are for math
Riley: I'm gonna skip math
Jake: You're gonna skip math!? What?! Mom is gonna kill you (emphasis in kill)
Riley; moms not going to know unless you tell her*emphasis you*
Jake:(worried) what did you do?
Riley: nothing… i just excused myself from all my classes saying “Riley is at a doctors appointment until two”
Mary: What if the teachers see you before two?
Riley: trust me they wont , now i would get to math if i were you
Jake: *sighs* come on mary lets go
(in math class)
Mary: Hey jake
Jake: yea
Mary: Is that a new kid
Jake: Yeah I think so, I've never seen them around
Mary: Maybe we could be friends with them!
Jake: Are you always this friendly?
Mary: yes, yes i am
Jake: i wish you were my sister instead of Riley
Mary: Riley is just unique
Jake: the woman owns a two sided ax
Mary: Ooooh I need to check that out!
Jake: Oh my god(facepalm)
Mary: wait does mrs. Kiami means pie as in pie you eat?!
Jake: no she means 3.14159
Mary: Oh*pause* i might just be hungry
Jake: well suck it up we have 4 more hours to go
Mary: nooooooo I want FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Jake: Stop
(at 2:00)
Riley: sup
Mary: We haven't seen you since this morning, where were you hiding?
Riley: That's not important
Jake: Ok?
Riley: i heard there's a new student, i feel bad for them
Jake: Why?
Riley: they had math first period and saw your ugly face first thing
Jake: i hate you
Riley: ditto
Jake: *pause of realization*Wait were you in the vents
Riley: (pause) Nooo
Mary: How did you know how to get in the vents!?
Riley: that is also not important
(max walks in)
Mary: Oh hey
Max: Hi?
Mary: Are you new here?
Max:yea?
Mary: What's your name?
Max: max
Mary: I'm Mary, we are now friends!
Max: Ok?
Jake: Sorry about here she's a little straight forward
Max: Yeah i can see that
Riley: sarcasm, I like that
Mary: DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR ME
Jake: (walks into wall)
Riley:(bursted out laughing)
Jake: SHUT UP
Mary: You have to admit it was kinda funny
Max:It totally was
Jake: i hate all of you
Riley: hey max
Max: yea
Riley: In a month we are going to have a party for the everglen anniversary in a week. Wanna come?
Max: What kind of party is it?
Riley: Pool and fireworks
Max: OH HECK YEA
Riley: ok so mary,Jake,Dakota,Lilliana,Norman,Enimia,and me are all going to be there Oh and my entire family
Max: I have a little sister, should she come with her BFF?
Riley:Yeah
Mary: Oh btw lilliana is a bit crazy just watch out for her
Max: Ok? i will
( the next morning)
Riley: she's going to be late again
Max: does this always happen
Riley: Dont know dont care
Jake: She needs to set two alarms, one when she needs to wake up and another when she has to leave!
Riley: That was actually smart, Are you being possessed?
Jake: Im not that dumb
Riley: you just admited your dumb
Jake: i am not dumb you are
Riley: Well atleast im taller than you!
Jake: By an inch!
Riley: It still counts
Max: Are you two going to stop fighting?
Riley: That is probably never going to happen
Max: Ok Fair
Mary: I'm so sorry I'm late!
Riley: I don't care i doesn't affect me
Jake: Are you skipping again!
Riley: chill im only skipping math
Max: Can I skip with you please?
Riley: sure one sec(pulls out phone)There
Max: less go!
Jake: well us responsible children are going to math
Riley: Then why are you going?
Jake: i hate you(as walking away)
Riley: I KNOW THE FEELING IS MUTUAL
(in math class)
Mary: Jake im bored
Jake: yea i know me too
Mary: Where do you think Riley and Max are?
Jake: knowing Riley i think the vents
Mary: how does she know how to get into the vents?
Jake: its better you don't know
Mary: But I wanna know!
Jake: Not going to tell you
Mary: your mean
Jake:IK
Mary: jakeyyyyy tellllll meeeeeee
Jake: don't call me that
Mary: why cuze i sound like alana?
Jake: Never mention that horrid girl ever again
Mary: your being over dramatic
(in the next class)
Riley: I love science
Max: You just blew up THE ENTIRE CLASSROOM GOD DAMMIT!
Riley: sooo
Max: Oh my god
Riley: By the way I blamed it on you :)
Max: YOU WHAT
Riley: HueHueHueHue
(at riley and Jakes house)
Jake: Mary, why did you insist on coming over?
Mary:Wow you guys are rich, I wanna see Riley's bedroom!
Jake: ok but i'm warning you
Mary: LETS GOOO
(in riley's room)
Mary: OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!
Jake: It's kind of tacky
Riley: YOUR TACKY*insert jumpscare*
Jake: *scream* WHAT THE HECK RILEY
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Riley: LOL LOSER
Jake: SHUT UP
Riley: plus your room is worse
Jake: no its not
Riley: It totally is
Mary: Show me your room RIGHT NOW!
Riley:Yea show her jake
Jake: Ok Fine
Mary: YAY
*in jake's room*
Mary:Wow you have an obsession don’t u
Riley: Yes, Yes he does
Mary: Ok But you guys have to be rich to have all this cool stuff,are your parents famous?
Riley: Yeah
Jake: Our mom is Eliana Stephns
Riley: and our dad is Jay Stephens
Mary: YOUR MOM IS A FASHION DESIGNER AND YOUR DADS A RAPPER!!!!!
Riley: Yea
Jake: we don't exactly like to talk about it
Tania : Hi Big Bro And sissy
Riley: HI tania
Mary: IS THAT UR LIL SISTER!
Jake: Yea
Anita: Tania come here
Milo: HOW IS SHE SO FAST SHE HAS TINY LEGS WHAT THE HELL
Anita: stop being a wimp
Milo: SHUT UP!
Tania: IM TELLING MOMMY
Milo: Tell mom what?
Tania: YOU SAID A NONO WORD
Milo: Oh crap dads gonna kill me
Riley:Tania, If u dont tell mommy ill give you candy
Tania: Otay
Anita: Thanks Riley
Riley: No problemo
*the next day*
Riley: Mary i created a nickname for jake
Mary: what is it
Riley: Pendejo
Mary: Is that spanish?
Riley: Yes
Mary: What does it mean?
Riley:*giggles* Dumbass
Mary: *Bursts out in laughter*
Jake: What are you two laughing at
Riley: Nothing…Pendejo
Jake: Why do you keep calling me pendejo
Riley: Because it's a nickname
Jake: What does it mean?
Riley:*On the verge of laughter* Amazing person?
Jake: Ok now i know ur lying
Riley:* Still holding back laughter* But i love you brother
Jake: I swear to god
Riley: What do you mean beloved brother?
Jake: what does it actually mean
Riley: headless chicken?
Jake: I'm leaving before you decide to kill me
Mary: Smart
*later*
Random bully: Hey loser
Mary: what do you want
Bully:*hits her*
*twins appear*
Riley: Hey George
Bully: Oh Shi..
Jake: is there a problem
*Insert epic photo of twins being scary*
Mary: Thanks guys
(bully runs away in fear)
Riley: No problem*pulls out eye patch and puts it on mary*
Mary: I have never seen jake be “Riley” scary
Riley; I taught him
Jake:Hey guys…
Riley: what?
Jake: What day is it?
Riley February Ist…
Riley: Oh My God!
Mary: Wait…
All 3 Of them: THE VALENTINES DANCE!
Mary: Riley~
Riley: Oh god *sighs* Whatever it is No
Mary: Riley its time
Riley: I hate going shopping
Mary: You're rich and you hate shopping!?
Riley: i'm not a rich popular girl who has an obsession with clothes, makeup, and WORST OF ALL a relationship
Mary: Oh yea ur aroace
Jake: Yea she is
Mary: I will never understand you
Riley: Romance is incredibly disgusting
Mary: I think its cute
Riley: ew
Jake: Our parents said she would grow out of it… She… Never did
Mary:I can tell
Riley: Can we please stop talking about love? It's making me want to throw up.
Mary: my god you sound like a child
Riley: Oh Get lost
Mary: But honestly dating a boy would be gross
Riley:Wait UR GAY!!!!
Mary: No i'm les
Riley: Same thing
Jake: Ok But that makes a lot of sense
Mary: Excuse me!?
Riley: oh guys remember tonight is our concert
Mary: oh yea thanks for reminding me
Jake: Oh i forgot about that
Riley:*school bell rings* Well see you in an hour mary
Mary: Bye
*at the concert*
Riley: Oh my guitar isn't working
Jake: You know sometimes this happens its called live music
Riley: But why now like it's the guitars whole life purpose to anger me
*laughter*
Mary: you know what in the meantime i will recite a poem
Riley:*frantically* OH GOD PLEASE WORK!!
*more laughter*
Mary: Excuse me!?
Jake: Ok you two chill out
Riley: Well now my guitar is working!
Jake: Good i didn't want to hear a poem either
Mary: 3 more songs then i can leave a recite my poem to the mirror
Jake:Mary thats just sad
*More Laughter*
*After the show backstage*
Riley: That was fun
Mary: Yea it was!!
Jake: ok but that thing about the poem was hilarious
Riley: yea
Mary: I love poems
Riley: i hate poems there weird
Jake: Ok this is going to turn into a big argument soooo i'm going to leave
Riley: jake
Jake: Yea
Riley: you don't have your driving license yet
Jake: Wait, why haven't I got it yet?!
Riley: you were to busy “studying”
Mary: Why did you put quotes around studying?
Riley: Because he was playing video games
Jake: I was not!
Mary: Oh Wait My mom just texted me
Riley: Oh so did mine
Mary: its about school….OH
Riley: Hell
Mary: No
Jake: What is it?
Mary: Alana is coming back
Jake: No No No NO!!!
Riley: god i hate her
Jake: Yea she hates you because your so close to me
Riley: and she has A massive crush on you
Jake: Yea i know its gross
Mary: Wait, why did she leave again?
Riley: she went on a 2 month vacation to Florida
Mary: Oh yeah I forgot that she was rich…Wait- Aren't you two rich as well?
Riley: mary You are the only one from our school who knows who our parents are
Jake: yea and the only one who knows we are rich
Mary: oh Yeaaa i forgot
Riley: Sadly Everyone is going to know after this Party my mother is planning.
Mary: Oh. why don't you want people to know
Riley: people would start being even more Fake than they already are.
Jake: riley!
Riley: Jake…
Jake: DID MOM INVITE ALANA
Riley: OH FUCK
Jake: RILEY….
Riley: SHE DID
All 3 of them : OH SHI-
Mary: NOOOOOOO
Jake: what about amayah?!
Riley: SHE DID
Jake: Why would mom do that!?
Riley: to Torture us!
Jake: It's been proven mom hates us
Mary: But Alana will finally know you're richer than her!
Riley: Isn't mom her idol as well?
Jake: *sudden realization* Yea this might be cool after all!
Riley: Well that was cheesy, *Little scene of what riley is describing*It's like that moment when you're like oh you're moving away and you think it's gonna be bad but oh you have a pool.* little scene ends*
Riley: *looks at phone* Guys?
Mary: Yea
Riley: When did it get this late?
Mary: What time is it?
Riley: 12:30
Jake: We should get home…
Mary: Do you guys want to meet up at the mall tomorrow?
Jake: I can't but Riley can
Riley: Yea i can
Mary: Ok see you tomorrow
* That night*
Mary's mother: Mary…Why did you come home so late
Mary: Sorry mom, I lost track of time…
Mary's mother: Its ok honey it happens
Mary: You are the chillest mom ever!
Mary's mom: You know what your grandmas like. I didn't want to raise my child like that!
Mary: Well Goodnight mom.
Mary’s Mother: good night honey.
*Mary walks up stairs Past photos camera zooms in on photos*
*Scene ends*
Max: Riley what are you doing????
Riley: setting up traps
Max: Why exactly?
Riley: Pure evil will be here soon
Max: Riley…
Riley: HIDE
Alana:*to her friend amayah* so yea i was like OMG mom this waiter totally got my drink wrong i wanted a coffee with 3 shots of peach and they gave me 2 and a half!!!
Amayah: Wait OMG that's insane
Alana: oh well look who it is
Riley: Your acting like i'm not supposed to be here i go to this school two barbie
Alana: so~ where's Jakey-Poo
Riley:*going to puke* Hiding from you
Alana: * Sighs in disgust*
Riley: So I see you got even more plastic surgery.
Alana: What makes you think that?
Riley: Really Miss Im A BaRbIe GiRl LiViNg In A bArBiE wOrLd
Alana: Oh shut up loser.
Riley: Jake
Jake:*from inside Locker* Yessss…*pause of realization* Fu-
Alana: JAKEY BOO!!!!!
Jake: *comes out of locker* If you call me that again i will let Riley take a knife to your head
Riley:*Sarcastically* Yeah because i need his permission to Kill you *looks at jake*
Mary: What's going O- *pause* No *walks away*
Jake: MARY DON'T LEAVE US HERE!!
Riley: I'm going with her
Jake: Same
*both walk the other way*
Alana: BUT JAKEY BOO~
Jake:*starts to walk faster* No
Riley:* at this point she started running* ADIOS PUTO
Jake: who taught you spanish
Riley:* evil smile* Mom
Jake: oh god biggest mistake of her life
Riley:*Finishing his sentence* Except for us
*scene ends*
* after school walking to Mary's house*
Jake: So how was the mall yesterday?
Riley: No
Mary: what happens in the mall stays in the mall!
Riley: I still can't believe you ate 55 gallons of ice cream and haven't put on a single pound!!
Jake:SHE WHAT!
Riley: don't ask it was gross
Mary: it totally was
Jake: Well i'm glad i had to babysit tania
Mary: Oh yeah isn't that your little sister?
Riley: yeah she is
Mary: She is adorable*Emphasizes and Elongates Adorable*
Jake: don't let looks deceive you!*Takes out phone and shows a photo*
Mary and Riley: *bursts Out laughing!*
Jake: You two are insensitive
Riley: we Know pendejo
Jake: WILL YOU STOP WITH THAT NICKNAME!!!
Riley: No
Mary:*opens phone* Max just texted me
Riley: What does it say??
Mary: She's asking if we want to get Boba with her After school tomorrow
Riley: Sure why not
Jake: we have nothing else to do
Riley: You know its only 3 day till the valentines day dance
Mary: i didn't realize it was so soon
Jake: uh oh
Riley: *starts to giggle*
Mary: Oh this will be hilarious!!!
Riley: *trying super hard not to laugh* Yeah last year Alana said she would get Jake to be her boyfriend On Valentines day.
Mary: And every year she ends up embarrassing herself
Jake: This year i'm gonna get her massive marriage proposal on video
Riley: Why does she Want to marry you?
JAke: Because i'm hot
Riley:*in a weird voice* yeah Sure
Mary: Riley!!! What is wrong with your voice!!!
Riley:You know what i'm going to talk like this all day tomorrow
Jake:Oh god
*the next day*
Riley: HUEHUEHUE
Alana: what the hell is wrong with your voice
Riley: At Least mine is better than yours
Alana: well at least i got invited to Eliana and jay steph's party
Riley: Oh guess what so did i * More Evil laughter*
Alana: Ugh whatever at least im richer than u
Riley: Ok keep telling yourself that.
Alana: What do you mean by that!?
Riley: you'll find out in 2 weeks *walks away*
Alana: RILEY STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!!
Riley: NO
Amayah: So Alana What's your Proposal plan?
Alana:*tells her plan*
Amayah:OMG THAT IS SO GOING TO WIN IS HEART
Alana: OMG I KNOW
*Later at the Boba shoppe yes i meant shoppe*
Mary: max and riley seem to be getting along
Jake: yeah they have the same sarcastic personality
Mary: Max
Max: Yea mary?
Mary:Are you going to the dance with anyone?
Max:Nope
Mary: Me and Jake are thinking why don't we all go together and when slow dances come on we all dance together!
Riley: *looks at max* Sure why not
*Max shakes her head yes*
Jake: so it's settled we are going to the dance together
Max: Yeah That sound great
* the next day*
Max: So Riley*pause* i kinda have a crush
Riley:*Stops walking and has a shocked face* You what!? ON WHO!!! SINCE WHEN !!!! BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY WHO
Max:*mumbles*
Riley: max stop mumbling
Max: FINE I LIKE MARY!
Riley*Gasps* OMG THAT IS SO PERFECT
Max: why
Riley: max*pause* Mary in Lesbian
Max: *in shock* w-Wait! She is
Riley: yes she is
Mary:*At her locker as those two pass it* Oh Hey guys!Why is max blushing
Riley: because she has a crush~
Mary: Wait really!
Max: Y-Yeah i do
Mary: i'm not going to ask because that may Make you feel uncomfy and i don't want that
Riley: Mary is just the nicest unlike me
*in math*
Riley: I don't understand math
Max: I have been at this school for a month and this is the first time i have ever seen you in this class
Riley: this is a rare occurrence
Max: so you haven't been in here for more than a month*pause* OF COURSE THIS IS CONFUSING!
Riley: ok but math in the morning.
Max: True especially if you don't drink coffee
Riley: And our teacher keeps talking about pie and know im hungry
Max: me too
Riley: im craving pie
Max:*dreamily* Pieeeeee
Math teacher: Lilliana stop putting your finger in the pencil sharpener
Riley:*Groans*
Max: isn't that the girl you told me to watch out for?
Riley: yeah
Max: Why did you groan
Riley: I don't like her she's an attention seeker
Max: oh
Riley: mary does tho
Lilliana: ohhh Heyyy bestiessssss
Riley:*groans* no
Lilliana: Hi Riley~
Riley: what do you want Lilliana
Lilliana: Who's this?!
Max: im max
Lilliana: you are know my child
Max: I'm what?!
Lilliana: You're my child!
Max: no thanks
Lilliana: theres no fighting it
Math teacher: LILLIANA SIT DOWN
Lilliana: Ok Bye!!
Riley: God i hate her
*scene ends*
Milo: ANITA GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS
Anita:*Giggling* NO
Elliana: ANITA PLEASE GIVE YOU BROTHER HIS PANTS WE DON'T NEED A REPEAT OF LAST TIME!
Riley: this is sad
Jake: yes, yes it is
Eliana: Hi sweeties
Jake: hey mom
*in the background*
Milo: ANITA I NEED MY PANTS!!!
Riley: Anita, please I am begging you please give him back his pants.
Anita: fine
Milo: thank you
Eliana: well you kids have fun
Riley: bye mom
Jake: bye
Anita: tania go with riley
*in the car*
Tania: sissy where are we going?
Riley: to my school and your coming since mom and dad have a meeting
Anita: i'm just here to set people up
Riley: don't you dare anita
Anita: You give me lesbian vibes
Riley: *sighs* I give up
Milo: jake
Jake: yeah
Milo: is alana gonna…
Jake: most likely and this time i'm going to get it on video
Milo: Oh hell yea dude
*at the dance*
Riley: why did i agree to this
Mary: RILEYYYYY
Riley: hi*sigh*mary
Anita: i ship it
Riley:*glares at anita* Stop it
Mary: your sister is weird
Riley: Then why are you blushing?
Mary: um…IDK
Tania: AHHHHHHH
Riley: Tania don't scream
Tania: Why are you guys ?
Riley:Well they need to stp to
Jake: I'm kinda nervous
Mary: this is going to be hilarious
Max: What is happening?
Mary: You'll have to find out *insert evil laughter*
Max: Mary..Stop
Riley:Dont worry
mary: no please worry
