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Flowey: "Howdy, I'm Flowey. Flowey the Flower!"
Frisk: "Really? That's your name?"
Flowey: "Well, it's what I am!"
Frisk: "Umh no, you're a golden flower. By that logic you should be called Flowey The Golden Flower."
Flowey: "...You're new to the UNDERGROUND, ain'tcha? Well-"
Frisk: "Nevermind, I guess your Flowey The Overexplainer."
Flowey: "..."
Frisk: "Oh look, it's Flowey The Silent, here to spread joy across the UNDERDUMP... oh wait, you can't do that right? Being a... flower and all that."
Flowey: "Why you...hehehehHAhahahahaHahaHaha."
Frisk: "Cool laugh, did you practice it or-Ah!"
*Stems entrap you in a bone-crunching grip.
HP: 18/20
Flowey: "Y'know, I had this whole elaborate plan about how I'd kill you."
*The stems tighten.
HP: 14/20
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Flowey: "But you've made it clear the level of intellect I should expect from you. So, I'll give you a...abridged version."
*The stems tighten
HP: 10/20
*You struggle. But... you're too weak to break free.
Flowey: "Don't worry buddy, when that number drops to zero you'll die in an instant! No big deal! It's not like anyone will miss you!"
*The stems tighten.
HP: 6/20
*You struggle and struggle and struggle but... nothing happens.
Flowey: "Oh? Are you scared? Mommy, Daddy, save me! I'm dyiiiinggg! That's you! Hahaha."
*The Stems tighten
HP: 2/20
Flowey: "Come on buddy, I'm sure somebody will come. Just... call for help."
*You look around...you're all alone.
Flowey: "Don't be shy, go on!"
*You search for a way to break free. But all you have is a stick and-
*The stems tighten!
HP: 1/20
Flowey: "Call. For. Help. NOW!"
*The stems loosen enough for you to speak.
Frisk: "H-how..."
*But... in the last second you are filled with an overwhelming feeling
Frisk: "C-can I...call for help..."
*One that shines bright in this dark world
Flowey: "Come on, spit it out already!"
*You are filled with
"...How can I call for help...without a phone?"
*SNARK!
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