Chapter 22 This is a pit
The principal is a big shot, obviously not going to bother with such trivial matters, so he just waved his hand lightly at Qin Di, indicating that he should get lost quickly. Qin Di also knew better than to make a scene and left in defeat, looking dispirited.
Back in the dormitory, there was no one in the room.
This was within Qin Di's expectations.
Room 201's Qin Di is notoriously known as the "bitter woman guarding an empty room". The reason is simple: the bespectacled Li Wei has a great luck with women and sings all night; the artistic young man Feng Jun likes to be under the moonlight in front of flowers; gaming enthusiast Wu Yu usually doesn't leave the game room until dawn, so generally speaking, Room 201 is Qin Di's private room.
Qin Di found that the stack of papers on his bedside table, which was related to the introduction of yin and yang supermarkets, had not been touched. This was within Qin Di's expectations, after all, he knew these three brothers too well. If it wasn't a stack of what seemed like ordinary supermarket flyers with a 4A paper inserted in between, but rather a magazine like "Playboy", "Men's Help" or some sort of proverb book, Qin Di would have had to worry that it would be torn apart and scattered everywhere, at the very least the cover girl with her voluptuous breasts and buttocks would not have ended up well.
Qin Di didn't pick up the stack of invoices immediately. He first made himself a cup of tea, then opened Wu Yu's laptop and played a very classic song. After that, he lay down on the bed, carefully picked up the stack of invoices, automatically skipped over the promotional products listed on it, pulled out the 4A paper, concentrated his attention, and read through it word by word.
Do you want to change your life? Do you want to be the focus of attention from all? Do you want to hold power in your hands and sleep with a beautiful woman on your lap?
Qin Di was no stranger to these slogans and felt deeply moved, but he ignored them and continued reading down the page, which was an introduction to a yin-yang supermarket.
The introduction was simple, less than 500 words, but Qin Di's body shook, his eyes wide with shock.
The content of the profile is too ridiculous.
There is no origin or explanation of the yin-yang supermarket, just a simple outline.
"Yin Yang Supermarket"
A large commercial complex:
Our aim is to serve customers, let customers enjoy the fun of consumption while using limited "years" quota to buy the cheapest and best goods.
Our tenet is no mortgage, no overdraft, and never let customers have a negative balance under any circumstances.
For every item we sell, customers can earn dozens of times, even hundreds of times the annual amount from the product itself; our mission is not just to build a comprehensive shopping mall with credibility and integrity, but to create the most perfect customer; a customer who can freely spend their annual income in this mall; a customer who can earn countless annual income; a customer who can become a platinum member of this mall; a customer who can stand at the top of the world; an all-powerful customer, the most beautiful and perfect customer in the world, a customer who can turn over clouds with one hand and rain with the other.
Our tenet is to serve customers wholeheartedly!!!!!
A lengthy introduction of several hundred words, Qin Di thought it looked like a salesperson's deceptive slogan, but somehow it stirred his emotions and left him with a sense of awe.
However, judging from the goods sold in the Yin-Yang supermarket, Qin Di didn't suspect this possibility at all, and he deeply believed it, because he was a customer who had personally experienced the magic of the goods in the Yin-Yang supermarket; a set of "Divine Doctor Unparalleled" worth 70 yuan, made him, an outsider who didn't even understand the most basic medical knowledge, transform into a divine doctor overnight.
If all the products sold in the supermarket have such quality assurance, then the slogan "standing at the top of the world" is not a bit exaggerated and indeed has the capital to make people feel invincible.
Qin Di took a sip of tea, calmed down and continued to read line by line. However, what made Qin Di extremely disappointed was that the rest of the content were all provocative texts without any valuable information. It seemed that the confidentiality work of this mysterious supermarket was done quite well, not leaving any clues.
But this is not surprising, a supermarket that is almost impossible to appear, but has all kinds of goods far beyond reality, if it dares to open in the city center, where people gather, I'm afraid the whole world will go crazy for it!
I'm afraid only a few lucky ones will become customers of the yin-yang supermarket by chance... and it seems to specialize in scamming poor guys like Qin Di, and seems to have a special liking for Qin Di, otherwise why would they scam this guy every half year when there are tens of millions of other poor guys in China who wouldn't be scammed?
Qin Di was deeply disgusted by the overbearing behavior of Yinyang Supermarket, which claimed to serve consumers.
Finally, Qin Di found a bit of relatively useful information, an introduction to the members of the Yin Yang Supermarket. From the highest level member to the lowest level member, there were more than a dozen exquisite cards printed at the same time.
They are divided into platinum members, gold members, silver members, copper members, and first-class to ninth-class members. Each level of membership has a different membership card. The platinum is the most exquisite, the gold is inlaid with diamonds, and the shape is elegant and luxurious, full of a kind of classical temperament; the gold member is second, and so on. Qin Di's ninth-level member card is the ugliest, black and dull, without any decoration.
"This is too deceptive!" Qin Di despised again, with a dark face continuing to read on, which was an explanation for the member levels.
Simply put, members of different levels enjoy services of different levels.
For white gold members, not only can they enjoy a discount of 8.8% off the entire store, but also receive exquisite gifts during holidays and festivals. However, this is not what Qin Di envies most. What he envies most is that white gold members have the power to open the yin-yang supermarket at any time and place, allowing them to make the elusive supermarket appear before their eyes at any location, anytime, under any circumstances, without any restrictions.
This power is indeed great, it's simply a divine artifact.
Qin Di's eyes were red, his belly full of grievances, fortunately the yin-yang supermarket gave him a glimmer of hope, and didn't block his way to becoming a white gold member.
But when he saw the conditions for becoming a White Gold member, Qin Di thought of cursing his mother: "This is an incredibly arduous task!"
It's not just difficult, the condition for a 9th-level member to upgrade to an 8th-level member is very simple. As long as a 9th-level member spends more than 100 'years' at the Yin-Yang Supermarket, they will automatically be promoted to an 8th-level member; an 8th-level member who spends more than 1,000 'years' at the Yin-Yang Supermarket will automatically be promoted to a 7th-level member. Similarly, from 7th-level members to 1st-level members, and then to Bronze Members, Silver Members, Gold Members, Platinum Members...
Qin Di calculated stroke by stroke, and then he was stunned, staring at the final result with his eyes wide open, "My god, this task is not just difficult to describe!"
One trillion!
What kind of situation is this, and how many zeros are needed to describe its grandeur and magnificence?
Qin Di collapsed completely, tears streaming down his face. This is a pit, the mother of humanity, the earth, the sun system, the Milky Way, and the universe, probably haven't lived for so many years, right?
Such a number, humanity in front of him, is how small an existence? No, even adding up the human mother Earth and his mother the Sun, they are not worth several zeros compared to him.
Qin Di directly suspected that this was just a small trick of the Yin-Yang Supermarket, because it couldn't possibly allow someone who could appear unrestrictedly at any time to exist. That's why they came up with the White Gold membership level, as the middle-aged shopping guide said: "This is just one of the mall's business strategies."
"It's definitely like that." Qin Di gazed at the long string of zeros, and while feeling a sense of awe, he gave up trying to guess the mystery behind it.
He continued to look down. After a moment, Qin Di's face showed an expression of "as expected", and his mind was even more determined in his thoughts.
Because he saw that there were time restrictions on the appearance of the Yin-Yang supermarket, except for opening once every half year for members, a ninth-level member like Qin Di could use 50 'years' worth of cost to forcibly summon him.
"This is right, this is in line with common sense, it's scientific, and it's a way to cheat people."
"Who the hell would be willing to pay the price of fifty years of their life to summon you out, unless they're stupid and don't want to live!"
"Damn it!"
Qin Di was extremely indignant and scolded, although he knew that there is no free lunch in this world, the business tactics of Yinyang Supermarket are also reasonable, but this feeling, after all... is still depressing and angry.
"No business is not deceitful!"
After reading a 4A paper, Qin Di could only sigh and give this answer.
However, through these simple explanations, Qin Di had already gained a general understanding of the business model of Yinyang Supermarket.
Life is equal to all commodities.
Qin Di wanted to obtain the mysterious goods in the Yin-Yang supermarket to empower himself, but there was only one way - to earn 'years', to earn countless 'years'.
Perhaps this is the true purpose of the Yinyang supermarket.
After Qin Di vented his emotions, he calmed down a bit and looked at the 4A paper and the stack of receipts in his hand. He decisively chose to destroy the evidence, this secret must be kept hidden, even if it kills him, no one can know.
Qin Di swiftly pulled out a lighter and was about to light it when a strange scene suddenly appeared!
Qin Di's receipt and 4A paper in his hand quietly disappeared into thin air!
Qin Di only felt his scalp numb, with a kind of eerie feeling, suddenly saw the disappearance of the special list in a row of very eye-catching blood-colored words: Leaker - Execution!
A word full of slaughter, like a sharp sword that kills all living things, Qin Di was almost suffocated... But at this moment, suddenly, Qin Di's head buzzed, and the five characters that suppressed the sky and earth, shining with golden light, appeared in his mind.
"Jiǔ Wǔ Zhàn Shén Tú" translates to "The Nine-Five War God Diagram".
Boom! In an instant, the murderous aura of the tea master's execution order shattered and dissipated. Qin Di finally breathed in some fresh air, but before he could take two breaths, the "Jiu Wu Zhan Shen Tu" (Nine-Five War God Diagram) began to churn in his mind, revealing the contents of the first chapter before his eyes.
A section of dry and withered text mixed with nine vivid human figure prints, either sitting or standing, or upside down or upright, breathing towards the sky, with meridians and acupoints marked all over the body, especially several lines of work routes were drawn with crimson marks.
Whoosh! Qin Di suddenly jumped off the bed, as if he had entered a strange state of mind. Subconsciously, he began to mimic the contents of the nine diagrams, sometimes sitting, sometimes standing, sometimes upside down, and sometimes inverted, performing each movement one by one.
In one breath, a certain energy was stirring within his body.
It seems like a true energy walking through the meridians, one circle after another...
Soon, Qin Di entered a state of ecstasy.