Chapter 1: The Office's Unspoken Rules...
After Yang Zongbao and his own grandson drove away, Mr. Yu stood looking at the words on the table, picked up a brush and wrote down "Yang Zongbao" and "Longbow" on another piece of Xuan paper.
"The Yang family has a precious ancestor, protecting and blessing them. Long long drawing the bow to shoot the cloud Peng. Good name good character." The old man muttered to himself staring at the five words, without noticing that it had already started raining in the sky...
"You're really showing your true face now. My grandfather never praised others' words." Yu Tiennan said, driving with his eyes on the road ahead.
"Coincidence." Yang Zongbao replied casually from the passenger seat.
"Has the master-apprentice thing been settled?" Yu Tiennan didn't hear the previous segment about becoming an apprentice because he was washing dishes.
"Your grandfather refused."
"No way, it seems like my grandfather really likes you."
"Really."
After a while, Yu Tie Nan finally spoke up and said: "My grandfather may look unorthodox, but he's really got skills."
"I knew that even if you didn't say it, but we don't have fate, Chinese and Western medicine can't be combined, human energy is limited, I couldn't give up so many years of studying Western medicine for traditional Chinese medicine." Yang Zongbao was very open-minded about this matter.
"What a pity."
"It's okay, Master Yang told me that if I have any questions, just ask." Yang Zongbao is very content with his life and knows that many things cannot be forced.
"Hmm." Besides this, Yu Tie Nan didn't know what else to say.
Yang Zongbao thought that there were still many things to be done and felt a bit annoyed. He also had to move house, just thinking about it was annoying.
Yu Tie Nan listened carefully, the two of them bought two buns in the cafeteria. In between, there was an episode because their clothes were washed late and they couldn't wear them in the morning, so the two people wore Yu's grandfather's pants and walked around the campus indirectly. Because the old man's pants generally didn't have a fly, and women's elastic waistband pants basically had the same style. Originally, Yu Tie Nan wouldn't do something so embarrassing, but seeing Yang Zong Bao with an expression of not caring, he was affected by the psychology of young people's inexplicable unwillingness to lose, and followed Yang Zong Bao into the cafeteria like this.
Yu Tie Nan's intestines turned green with regret as he entered the cafeteria, becoming the center of attention for everyone to point and whisper about. Some people even took out their phones to do a live broadcast on the spot. At this moment, Yu Tie Nan really felt like he had backed himself into a difficult corner. If he stood there, he would probably be photographed, which would be very embarrassing. But if he turned around and left, wouldn't that make Yang Zongbao laugh at him?
At the time Yu Tie Nan was hesitating, Yang Zong Bao had already bought the buns and pulled him out of the cafeteria. Yu Tie Nan then listlessly followed him back to their dormitory.
Yang Zongbao first opened the door, but then closed it again immediately.
"What's wrong?" Yu Tie Nan reacted and asked.
"A person I've never seen before," said Yang Zongbao.
"Who is it? Or are you a friend of Zhang Lanfeng or Ma Xiaojian? What's the matter?" Yu Tiennan said, about to open the door.
"Wait a minute, there's also a woman, she's in the middle of something." Yang Zongbao stopped him and finished his sentence in one breath.
"Uh..." Yu Tie Nan was also at a loss for words now.
"What are you doing?" Guo Jingjing was just about to go to class when she saw Yang Zongbao and Yu Tiemann standing outside her dormitory, dressed in old men's clothes and looking anxious.
"Uh..." Yang Zongbao didn't know how to explain either.
Just then the door opened, a man with a towel wrapped around his lower body, leaning on the door with one hand, said to Guo Jingjing: "Beauty, come in and play?" The way he looked was as arrogant as it gets, acting like a famous model or something.
"You're sick, man. Want to run naked outside, with your butt exposed in someone else's dorm, you'll die." Guo Jingjing saw a nearly *** man early this morning and felt unlucky, today she still had to go teach another class's dissection, these few days were the peak season for dissections, now every day seeing *** made her want to vomit.
"Hmm..." The stylish man was taken aback by Guo Jingjing's reaction, and touched his own face to see if there was something on it.
"Let it be." Yang Zongbao also disliked this kind of flashy guy, and besides, why couldn't he enter his own dormitory.
Yang Zongbao and Yu Tiennan entered the dormitory one after another, while Guo Jingjing went to class.
"What's going on?" Yu Tie Nan asked as he walked over to Yang Zong Bao who was standing still at his room door.
"Filthy." Yang Zongbao only said one word, but Yu Tiannan could hear that the tone was already extremely angry.
Yang Zongbao's bed was extremely messy, with books scattered all over the place, as if it had been robbed. Clothes that didn't belong to Yang Zongbao were seen everywhere on the floor, because Yang Zongbao only wore sportswear and would never wear high-end suits like Armani.
"Who are you?" The naked man asked in unskilled Chinese with a Russian accent.
"This is our dormitory, who are you?" Yu Tiennan said, rushing in front of Yang Zongbao.
"Is that so? I thought it was Zhang Lanfeng's private bedroom. I just arrived yesterday and he invited me to stay here. The women in your country are really generous, aren't they?" The naked man had a look of disdainful amusement on his face.
There is still noise in the bathroom, probably a woman taking a bath.
Yu Tie Nan heard this and was about to blow his top, but on the other end Yang Zong Bao made a phone call: "Bao Guo, come over, help me throw away everything, including the bed and clothes, all of it. Bring over only the essentials for living, and also bring a large can of disinfectant, thoroughly clean my room. A strong smell of sheep dung, the stench is unbearable."
Yang Zongbao finished speaking and sat down on the sofa to wait.
Yu Tienan stood on one side without making a sound, while the naked man, still in his masculine attire, struck a pose on the other side, lit a cigarette, and didn't rush to put on clothes.
The woman quickly finished washing up and came out to find two more people in the living room, giving her a fright. It was clear that they had put on makeup. The woman didn't have any particularly striking features, she was just an average-looking woman.
But even if it was a woman, Yang Zongbao didn't want to be polite at this time.
"What's wrong?" The woman stood naturally beside the naked man, her hands clasped together in a very natural gesture, unmistakably a native.
"I don't know, people from your country are really strange." A man from Country R lit a cigarette and started smoking.
Yang Zongbao furrowed his brow.
"What's wrong with you?"
Ma Xiao Jian and Zhang Lan Feng also returned, seeing that the atmosphere in the house was not good.
"Did you bring people back?" Yu Tie Nan asked first, Yang Zong Bao sat on the sofa and didn't say anything, as if he hadn't noticed Zhang Lan Feng and others coming in.
"Yes, the provincial hospital has a doctor from R country who came to assist. Since his room wasn't arranged yet last night, I let him stay here. What's going on?" Zhang Lanfeng pretended to be clueless.
"Are you letting the woman in too?" Yu Tie Nan was also somewhat angry, after last night's events his relationship with Yang Zong Bao seemed to have improved, and this matter was clearly Zhang Lan Feng overstepping his bounds, so Yu Tie Nan's tone unconsciously rose.
"What's going on? What are some women doing in the room?" Zhang Lanfeng also chimed in.
"What's wrong? Why not sleep in your own bed? You're the one who brought him back, you should be rolling around on your own bed, why did he end up on Yang Zongbao's bed?" Yu Tiennan was shocked to discover that Zhang Lanfeng was so unreasonable.
"Hey, the person involved hasn't said anything? Do you need to speak up for them? Or has our student union president become their lackey? Isn't he just a doctor from an affiliated hospital? Does he deserve such fawning?"
Zhang Lanfeng used to have a pseudo-feminine trait that wasn't particularly annoying, but now it seems completely more disgusting than women. Yu Tiernan was momentarily tongue-tied and didn't know how to respond.
Boom boom boom...
The knock on the door eased the tension in the room. Since the door hadn't been closed, Baoguo entered easily.
"Brother Bao, how come you're here?" Baoguo led three people in.
"Process everything inside and make a set that is exactly the same." Yang Zongbao finally spoke up.
"Get up quickly." Bao Guo said to the three men he brought with him.
Three men quickly started work, and for a time the temperature in the living room dropped by several degrees. No one had expected Yang Zongbao to have such a big reaction.
"That's my clothes." The naked man from R country wanted to stop the other person from throwing away his own clothes.
"It's gone." Bao Guo waved his hand, and the three small brothers, who were just like men, quickly got rid of the naked man from R country, who had already moved all the things in Yang Zongbao's house at an extremely fast speed.
"Yang, you're going too far." Zhang Lanfeng was furious.
"Am I overreacting? I'll report today's incident to the school. I told you not to go too far, didn't you hear me?" Yang Zongbao said expressionlessly to Zhang Lanfeng: "Or do you think it takes a lot of self-control for me to remain calm and talk to you after seeing that idiot's descendant on my bed sheet early in the morning?"
"What? Bao Ge?" Baoguo was shocked upon hearing this and immediately jumped up: "Who? That thing?"
"But others are here to help..." Suddenly realizing the weakness of his own argument, Zhang Lanfeng's voice gradually became softer and smaller.
"What kind of nonsense is this? This son of a bitch messed up my bed! If I don't teach him a lesson, he'll turn the whole place upside down!" Baoguo stood up and was about to take action.
"What are you doing?" The woman stood in front of the foreign man, with a posture like a mother hen protecting her chicks.
The R country man is now completely at a disadvantage, originally had some complacent meaning, now completely panicked, one hand holding his own bath towel.
"What are you doing? You're a good woman, why are you looking for this foreigner? Are all Chinese men dead?" Bao Guo also realized that the man was not Chinese.
"What's wrong with you? I love finding trouble!" The woman was quite arrogant.
"Hurry up and take your stuff away, I need to disinfect this place." Yang Zongbao didn't want to drag things out, class was already over.
"You're being totally unreasonable, you have to compensate me for my clothes."
"Your clothes? I'll pay you to die." Baoguo rushed over and pulled the woman away, with one kick, the naked man was kicked against the wall, the towel on his body could no longer cover him, it fell down.
The close-up of the R-country man's three-dimensional second sex, indeed has a strong impact. The people in the living room first look at the woman's reaction, not the naked male reaction.
As expected, the woman's face turned red with rage and she cursed, "Killjoy!" before running out of the door.
"You wait for me." The foreign man picked up the towel on the ground and ran after him.
"Hahaha, hahaha, it's really too much, can you even do that?" Bao Guo laughed so hard he was no longer human.
"Average 12cm, you think it's fake?" Yang Zongbao also felt a bit awkward.
"Is this how you treat international friends?" Zhang Lanfeng's face turned red.
Ma Xiao Jian was on one side thinking whether to laugh or not.
"People gather with their own kind, birds flock together. You're probably the same type as that bird, what are you barking about here?" Bao Guo spoke bluntly.
"You... I'll go report to the teacher." Zhang Lanfeng said and then left.
"Huh?" Ma Xiao Jian this muddlehead still didn't know what was going on until now, hesitated left and right, finally chased out in the end.

