Chapter Thirty-Seven Little Xiang

  "Hmph!"

  "Hahaha!"

  "Heh heh."

  The five people outside the house were laughing out loud at Zhang Dan Xiang's hilarious question! This little Xiang Xiang is really three sentences away from her usual profession, no matter what it is, she always categorizes it within the scope of food first! She truly deserves to be the number one super glutton in the family!

  "Hehe, what flavor is an angel? So much fun! My second sister must have thought that angels are like 'Zhēnzhī Bàng' lollipops, with many flavors: creamy, chocolatey, and fruity... Hehe, too silly, I'm dying of laughter!"

  Zhang Danrui laughed uncontrollably. Huang Jiaojiao and Huang Rouyou also laughed so hard they were rolling around on the ground. Huang Xiangyun was laughing so hard his stomach hurt, Zhang Danjing was a bit better but still laughed very loudly, exceeding her usual decibel level.

  Zhang Danxiang saw that everyone was laughing so happily, she also followed suit. And laughed even more happily than others, and even more fiercely, laughed into Huang Xiangyun's arms, rolling over, making him the first to stop laughing!

  At this point, Huang Xiangyun didn't want to laugh anymore, but instead felt a bit like crying! This little girl was really too good at tormenting people! She's going to be the death of me!

  Zhang Danxiang not only messed up his clothes, but also kicked him and punched him, making his whole body suffer from her fists and feet. He quickly picked her up and held her firmly in his arms. The little girl was still laughing, laughing so hard that she was shaking all over!

  Everyone stopped laughing and stared at her, looking like a little mental patient who couldn't stop smiling. In their hearts, they all thought: We're all laughing at you, what are you smiling about?

  This question has no answer. Zhang Danxiang's abnormal thinking is beyond the reach of normal people's speculation and guesswork!

  Finally, when everyone had been quiet for a while, Zhang Danxiang gradually calmed down. She laughed so hard that she was exhausted and lazily leaned on her sister's body, enjoying Huang Xiangyun's massage service.

  Xiao Yaotou suddenly remembered the previous question: "Little Wu Ge, you haven't told me yet, what is an angel? Is it delicious? What flavor is it? How many can be sold for one yuan?"

  She's really unbearable! The question that made everyone burst out laughing more than ten minutes ago has almost the same "laughing" effect again!

  However, everyone is really afraid that Comrade Zhang Danxiang will become a little mentally ill again, so they are all holding back and covering their mouths to stifle their laughter.

  Huang Xiangyun was afraid of provoking another beating from Xiao Xiangxiang, so he suppressed his urge to laugh loudly and smiled slightly, saying: "Xiangxiang, Little Brother Wu is telling you, remember this!"

  Xiao Xiang hastily nodded her little head and crisply replied: "Mm-hmm, I'll remember, Little Brother Wu!"

  Huang Xiangyun looked at Xiao Xiangxiang's serious expression and suddenly thought of the little devils in the anti-Japanese war movies, who had such an expression when receiving their mission.

  He also remembered a primary school text "Chicken Feather Letter". Huang Xiangyun had a strong urge to go to the chicken feather duster, pull out a feather, and then solemnly hand it over to Little Xiangxiang with both hands. He said deeply: "Little Xiangxiang, you must send this feather to your mother Zhao's hands in the west room! Remember, don't let the little dog in the kitchen bite you and delay the time!"

  Xiao Xiangxiang then stood at attention with a loud "crack" and said in her soft, slightly milky voice: "Don't worry, leader! I will resolutely complete this great and arduous task!"

  After finishing, Xiaoxiang dragged the fluffy little pig slippers and walked out of the room with a proud gait. Less than a minute later, accompanied by a small dog's mournful cry, Xiaoxiang hurriedly ran back. The little pig slippers were gone, and she jumped onto the kang with her two white feet, pointing at the small Haba dog that was holding a little pig slipper with chicken feathers in its mouth, wailing loudly and complaining tearfully: "Waaah, you cheated! Is it really a puppy? It's clearly a big gray wolf!!"

  Huang Xiangyun thought of these absurd and hilarious scenes, and couldn't help but burst out laughing. He laughed twice, then saw Xiao Xiangxiang still waiting anxiously for his reply to her chicken feather letter... no, it was his response.

  He put away his smile and said to her very seriously: "Xiang Xiang, Xiao Wu Ge is telling you, you must remember... Angels are a kind of delicious food. They all have a pair of wings, but they have human bodies. It's a kind of big bird with a special appearance! ... Xiang Xiang, if you had a big bird to eat, how would you want to eat it?"

  Zhang Danxiang stretched out her small white hand and scratched her head, thinking for a while before seriously saying: "Little Fifth Brother, I can eat with my mouth!" As she spoke, her small hands also mimicked the posture she used to hold roasted chicken with both hands, drooling and simulating the action of eating voraciously.

  Huang Xiangyun's hands, which were massaging, cramped up from her classic response and powerful imitation! At the same time, the muscles around his mouth and face also cramped. He had only one thought at this moment: Laugh!

  Not only did Huang Xiangyun want to laugh, but others had already started covering their mouths and bursting into laughter. He restrained himself, letting his mouth and face twitch violently for a while without laughing loudly. Only then did he smile and say: "Alright, alright, stop eating, the chicken butt and chicken frame are not good to eat, just throw them away! ... Xiangxiang, what I mean is, do you want to eat braised angel or steamed angel? That's what I meant."

  "Ah!" Xiangxiang suddenly realized, nodding heavily, and Xiaobai's hands slapped together with a "slap", excitedly saying: "Little Wu Ge, I understand. You're talking about how to become this angel, right?"

  Huang Xiangyun's intestines were laughing so hard they were almost twisted into a rope, but he still nodded solemnly and said: "Xiangxiang is very clever, Little Brother Wu meant exactly that!"

  Huang Xiangyun spoke as he worked, his hands not stopping for a moment. He had already finished massaging Zhang Dan's small white and tender feet, and was now massaging her slender legs like snow jade.

  Zhang Danxiang loved to hear others praise her intelligence. As soon as she was praised, she would be so happy that she would dance with joy. As a result, her little feet trampled on Huang Xiangyun's face and mouth. Although her little feet were fragrant, beautiful, and lovely, they were enough to make him depressed!

  Huang Xiangyun's gloomy expression added more laughter to Zhang Danqiong and the others, who couldn't stop laughing and laughed even harder. Their stomachs hurt from laughing!

  He pressed down on Xiaoxiang's legs, not letting her cause any more unexpected harm to herself. Zhang Danxiang's small hands drew cute little pictures as she said: "Little Fifth Brother, I was thinking..."

  "Hmm, go ahead, what's on your mind!" Huang Xiangyun thought to herself: "This little girl has even learned how to be suspenseful! Who did she learn it from?"