Chapter Thirty-Four: The Great Method of Pointing Holes

  Zhou was half believing and half doubting, who would stand there and let others take advantage of him, unless this person is stupid.

  "Why don't you take action? Are you disdainful of me for not standing close enough to you? Or are you just a coward by nature?" Li Ling said with a pretentious and silly tone.

  Zhou Da swallowed a mouthful of saliva, very nervous, tightly grasping the metal fork in his hand!

  "Then I'll stand in front of you, so you can easily reach me." Li Ling really took a step forward and stood quietly in front of Zhou Da, looking at Zhou Da's eyes that were red from anger and tension.

  Zhou's hands were trembling, his eyes were dazed, and he was sweating profusely.

  "Don't think I don't dare, let me tell you, I've killed people before, and it's nothing to me. Are you scared now?" Zhou Da wiped the sweat from his forehead, threateningly saying.

  Li Ling stroked Zhou Da's cheek with an eerie gaze, exuding a mesmerizing aura of murder. He let out a faint sigh and said, "Killing people... this is something I often do."

  Li Ling slightly released some killing intent.

  "Really fake." Zhou Da was so scared that his heart was trembling, Li Ling's eyes were too terrifying, too cold, and there was a fierce aura on Li Ling's body.

  "Guess!" Li Ling suddenly gave a wicked smile, and his other hand stroked Zhou Da's trembling hand that was holding the fork.

  "Ah..." Zhou Da swallowed another mouthful of saliva, intimidated by Li Ling's aura, and stuttered.

  Looking at Zhou Da, who was still very cool and awesome just now, but is now so timid, Tian Shu Jing felt amused and delighted.

  Such a hypocrite should have been exposed in front of her long ago.

  "Sometimes, when one is in too much pain, don't hold it in for too long, just cry if you want to." Li Ling placed one hand on a certain part of Zhou Da's body, and true energy flowed in, that spot being right under his eyelids.

  Zhou suddenly felt a twitch in his eye nerves, and tears welled up uncontrollably.

  "Yes... I'm so miserable! Although I'm the principal's son, no girl has ever truly liked me, and to make matters worse, I'm impotent!" Zhou Da suddenly burst into tears.

  Tian Shu Jing and An Jing both stopped eating, their chopsticks suspended in mid-air.

  **！

  Hehe...

  The two of them simultaneously spat out all the food they had just eaten onto the table.

  "Ah, no girl likes that, but for a man, it's indeed the greatest shame!" Li Ling let out a slight sigh, earlier Li Ling had used an extraordinary technique, the Huaxia inherited Dian Xue Da Fa.

  The Crying Point, also known as the Tear Gland Point, is one of the 108 points on the human body.

  After being poked, the person who pokes has deeper skills, and the person who is poked cries for a longer time.

  At this moment, Zhou Da was just being poked at the tear gland point and cried like a crying person. With Li Ling's skills, Zhou Da would have to cry for at least an hour.

  "Cry, cry, let out all your sorrows. When you get back, cultivate yourself and recover your manly demeanor. Don't be infatuated with women anymore, they're harmful to your health. Look, you've been hurt so badly!" Li Ling's solemn advice! He looked very much like a wise and compassionate old monk who had attained enlightenment.

  However, when Li Ling mentioned being infatuated with women, Tian Shu Jing and An Jing both looked a bit displeased.

  "You say, does what I said make sense?" Li Ling laughed very wickedly.

  "It makes sense, it makes sense...... 55555555, I am **, I am **!" Zhou Da, a man in his twenties, was wailing loudly at this moment, scaring the service staff who had been standing on one side into trembling.

  How despicable!

  "But why am I always crying and can't stop?"

  This was also what Tian Shu Jing wanted to know, but An Jing seemed to have already known that this was the Dian Xue Da Fa.

  "Because I used Maoshan Dao technique, I summoned your crying spirit out, that's why you keep crying!" Li Ling said with a mix of nonsense.

  "5555555555...... You're talking nonsense! How could there be Taoist magic in this world!" Zhou Da couldn't believe it, but he was indeed crying so sorrowfully, as if his eyes were blinded by garlic.

  "You don't believe me? Then I'll make you laugh nonstop, try it." Li Ling stretched out his finger and poked Zhou Da's armpit again.

  Zhou Da suddenly stopped crying and before he could even wipe away his tears, he started laughing loudly.

  "Haha!" Li Ling hadn't played with someone like this in a long time. This time, he was actually having quite a bit of fun. As an assassin, he usually just killed people wherever he went. Occasionally, he would catch some people who were about to die and toy with them for a bit.

  "Hahaha......hahaha......Why can't I stop laughing! Hahaha!" Zhou Da laughed loudly, probably the most he had ever laughed in his life.

  "I told you, didn't I? You've fallen for my Maoshan magic! Your smile has also been summoned out!" Li Ling said with a helpless expression, shaking his head with an innocent look.

  "Wah kāo kāo......"

  Tian Shu Jing was curious and couldn't ask Li Ling directly, so she went to ask An Jing, who was eating while secretly smiling.

  "Quiet, what's wrong with Da this week? Did Li Ling really use some kind of Taoist magic?" Tian Shu Jing asked doubtfully.

  "Teacher Tian, don't listen to his nonsense. This is clearly a technique of acupointing, an ancient Chinese medical or martial art that has been passed down through generations. However, this technique has been lost for a long time, and I didn't expect Li Ling to know it." An Jing said to Tian Shu Jing.

  "You've cried and you've laughed, now do you believe me?!" Li Ling patted Zhou Da's face, who was already holding his stomach in laughter and had fallen to the ground.

  "Wahahaha, I believe it, enough, wahahaha...... Please lift your noble hand and release me from this Taoist magic! Wahahaha......" Zhou Da couldn't help but laugh, his body was out of control with laughter.

  "Poor kid! You must be tired, just get a good sleep and everything will be fine tomorrow morning." Li Ling stretched out her finger again to press the sleeping point behind Zhou Da's ear, and he immediately lost consciousness and fell into a deep sleep.

  Li Ling clapped her hands and took a deep breath.

  "Alright... done!" Li Ling stretched his waist and said.

  "Li Ling, you're really something. You settled with Gong Yang two days ago and now you've settled with Zhou Da today. Are you trying to be a hero for the people?" An Jing said.

  "I'm not that great, am I? However, I just happen to dislike this person, so it's just a small punishment!" Li Ling crouched down and stripped off Zhou Da's clothes, leaving him with only a small underpants.

  The most surprising thing is that there was a convex image on Zhou Da's underwear.

  "Huh? What is this iron man with an egg-shaped head?" Li Ling was very interested in that cartoon image.

  "This is Ultraman, also known as Salted Egg Superman! The public calls him Concave-Convex Man! You actually don't know?" An Jing looked at Li Ling in disbelief.

  Like this classic, when I was a kid, all the boys loved to watch the anime of Ultraman fighting small monsters, but Li Ling surprisingly didn't know that this iron man with a helmet is actually Ultraman.

  "I don't know..." Li Ling shook his head.

  "You're an alien!" Not just An Jing was surprised, even Tian Shu Jing was also surprised.

  Li Ling is very capable, but when it comes to some common sense in society or some popular things, he seems to be unclear.

  "You're not an old immortal from the deep mountains and ancient forests, are you?!" Anjing was unusually talkative today.

  “……”