Chapter Eighty-Five: The Drunken Little Beauty

  With Jiang Di joining, Li Xiaoteng felt that the number of friends around him was increasing. Li Xiaoteng deeply knew that if he could predict the future, he should do something about it. If no one helped, it would be twice as difficult to accomplish. After all, the old saying goes well, a good Han still needs three helpers.

  Li Xiaoteng walked while thinking to himself. He really had three helpers now. Suddenly, he couldn't help but smile happily. Thinking about Jiang Di's flustered appearance when running back home earlier, and then thinking about Jiang Di's performance in the evening when he used a fire extinguisher to smash Ba Ye, Li Xiaoteng couldn't help but laugh even harder.

  It's just as well it was midnight, the streets were basically empty of pedestrians. Otherwise, those nosy old ladies would have seen Li Xiaoteng's current state. Who knows, they might have even dared to call the mental hospital with a single phone call. Tomorrow, Li Xiaoteng will either be in the mental hospital or at Dongxing Restaurant eating skewers. It's really hard to say which one it'll be.

  Li Xiaoteng turned his head to look, row upon row of weeping willows, under the soft yellow light of the street lamps, tender spring buds had just struggled out from the tips of the willow branches. The breath of spring was particularly rich and dense. Through the weeping willows, one could clearly see the high-end villas and staggered residential buildings inside the Qingcheng Community. One by one, high-end cars were parked in the parking spaces, so full that it was hard to find an empty spot! Even some BMWs and Mercedes-Benzes were parked outside the community.

  Li Xiaoteng suddenly shouted loudly: Again, the Qingming rain is pouring down, and the clear wind brings tears to many people; In the red dust dream, who is the guest, under the yellow earth slope, the emperor's soul; The fragrance of incense wafts in the white clouds, and the strong wine pours on the gate of life and death; How many heroes, how much hatred, the wind and clouds are still the wind and clouds...... Ah!

  Li Xiaoteng let out a soft sigh. He had just finished shouting. Suddenly, he heard a dull thud followed by several more muffled sounds. The sharp wail of the car alarm and the tinkling sound of shattering glass mixed together in an instant.

  Li Xiaoteng was stunned. All he saw was a girl over 1.6 meters tall holding a cylindrical blue object, smashing the front windshield of a black Audi with all her might. Upon closer inspection, it turned out that the light blue cylindrical object was actually the lid of a trash can on the side of the street.

  Li Xiaoteng suddenly felt the pressure of thunder. Looking at the girl's long hair scattered behind her back, from the side, a small round face with a radiant glow. Without looking, he knew she had drunk too much. Wearing a black long coat and black trousers, just like Batman, leaving a deep impression.

  Li Xiaoteng shook his head, not knowing why he suddenly thought of Batman. Under the bright streetlights, all that could be seen was a long, slanted shadow on the ground illuminated by the light. The Audi car was still being smashed wildly. The front windshield had already been smashed beyond recognition. Now the little beauty had started smashing the side windows as well.

  Li Xiaoteng casually pulled out a golden leaf from his pocket. Sitting on the curb, he leisurely lit a cigarette and quietly watched the bustle.

  Li Xiaoteng watched the little beauty's crazy car-smashing performance, suddenly looking around to see that there were only occasional speeding taxis on the road. Suddenly, he yawned and blinked his sleepy eyes, but continued watching the little beauty smash cars!

  He took a few puffs of his cigarette, and as he looked at the little girl, it was as if he had taken a blue pill. On one hand, he was muttering curses under his breath, while on the other hand, he was frantically smashing the Audi. Suddenly, Li Xiaoteng felt that he really needed to exercise. Lately, every night after busy work hours, he would feel waist pain, backache and leg cramps.

  It goes without saying that it's a manifestation of subhealth. Just look at the little beauty. She has been smashing for three or four minutes, and it's frequent and fast. The trash can lid is deformed. But the little beauty still doesn't feel tired and continues to smash wildly. It really makes Li Xiaoteng envy her.

  Suddenly, Li Xiaoteng found that the girl's profile seemed particularly familiar. Felt like he had seen it somewhere before. Just got up from the roadside curb. Then patted the dust on his pants. Hadn't come in a hurry to lift his leg. When he saw the girl suddenly fall to the ground with a thud, she was lying flat on her back.

  Li Xiaoteng suddenly quickened his pace, taking two steps closer, still six or seven feet away. Li Xiaoteng cursed under his breath: "Damn it!" He wondered how he had walked so far to get beside the little beauty. He patted her cheek and called out softly: "Gao Luochen! Miss Gao! Are you okay?"

  Only to see Gao Luo slowly opening her eyes, dazed and confused, silently staring at Li Xiao Teng. She asked vaguely: "Who are you?!" Li Xiao Teng's face suddenly turned gloomy! He smelled the wine and sour smell on Gao Luo's mouth. Forcing himself to be spirited, he said: "Miss Gao! I'm Li Xiao Teng! The one who sold you the jade!"

  She suddenly burst out laughing like a silly girl, and from time to time used her hand to gesture on Li Xiaoteng's face: "Are you Li Xiaoteng? Selling jade to me? I know you! You are all big cheaters. Big cheaters!"

  Li Xiaoteng was at a loss for words and hastily asked, "What's wrong with you? Why did you smash the car? Where is your home? I'll send you back home!"

  At dawn, I suddenly burst into tears. Crying and choking, I said: "Home? My home! My dad has gone abroad too! It's all because of that bastard He Jinghua. He approached me and gave me an Audi!"

  After finishing speaking, he was about to pick up the trash can lid on the ground again. Li Xiaoteng hurriedly stopped him and asked strangely: "Is this Audi yours?" Gao Luochen suddenly became furious and said: "He Jinghua, that big scoundrel, gave it to me! It's just to use my dad's relationship. Now he's lost money, got caught up in it, and went to report my dad, saying my dad provided internal information to him. Let him do stocks and lose money! Now my dad is gone... no one wants me anymore!"

  Li Xiaoteng finally figured out the general idea. He looked up at this Audi, which was battered and bruised all over. Fortunately, foreign cars are sturdy. The damage was only superficial. The bumper, mechanical cover, and other vital parts were just dented.

  The alarm of the Audi car was still beeping incessantly. Li Xiaoteng looked at Gao Luochen lying on the ground and thought that this wasn't a solution either! He casually pulled up Gao Luochen, thinking of first helping her into the car.

  But don't look at Qiao Luochen, who is only 1.6 meters tall and has a delicate figure. However, Li Xiaoteng pulled two stools but couldn't pull him up. Looking at Qiao Luochen now, he's already gone to see Lord Bao in his dreams!

  Li Xiaoteng patted Qiao Luochen's face. He called out softly, "Hey! Hey! Beautiful girl, wake up... wake up!" As he looked at Qiao Luochen, he saw her sparkling saliva flowing down from the corner of her mouth, accompanied by a faint snoring sound.

  Li Xiaoteng shook his head helplessly and looked around. He saw a classic Louis Vuitton bag on the ground. It was the same bag that Gao Luochen had been carrying earlier. Li Xiaoteng bent down to pick up Gao Luochen's bag, rummaged through it casually, and actually found the car keys.

  Li Xiaoteng held the electronic lock and pressed it towards the Audi. All he heard was a light "beep" sound. The "click" sound of the central lock opening on the Audi, entered Li Xiaoteng's ears. But this slight sound, instantly made Li Xiaoteng break out in cold sweat.

  Li Xiong Teng looked at the Audi in front of him, its alarm still flashing and wailing. Meanwhile, a black Audi behind it flashed its unlock lights twice...

  At that moment, Li Xiaoteng felt all the goosebumps on the back of his neck coming out! Then he locked the car door with an electronic lock again. He hurriedly raised his head to look at the surveillance camera in Qingcheng Community and found that there was no surveillance camera nearby. He quickly bent down and grabbed Qiao Luochen's arm and waist, lifting him up.

  Then Su Qin wore a sword on his back. Suddenly, he put Gao Luochen's Louis Vuitton backpack behind him. With the mouth holding Gao Luochen's cigarette, both hands supporting Gao Luochen, and opening steps to run forward quickly!

  It was just two minutes after Li Xiaoteng had taken Qiao Lichen away. Suddenly, in a certain unit of the Qingcheng community, a middle-aged woman with a brown face mask and wearing pajamas suddenly opened her eyes. She pushed the man sleeping beside her and muttered: "Old Song! Old Song! Why do I keep hearing the sound of car keys in our living room? Get up and take a look!"

  The man closed his eyes tightly, turned over and muttered unclearly: "How could it be! You heard wrong! Sleeping..." The middle-aged woman was about to close her eyes when she suddenly sat up and immediately got out of the door! Seeing the car key's alarm light flashing constantly! She rushed back and shouted at her husband: "Old Song! Something really happened! Look at the car key! You'd better go take a look!"

  Li Xiaoteng was already carrying Qiao Lichen and had run out for a small kilometer. He continuously ran through the big streets and small alleys. Li Xiaoteng felt like his lungs were bleeding, burning his chest, he couldn't speak anymore, he really couldn't carry on anymore. Just as he put Qiao Lichen down on the ground, who knew that Qiao Lichen wasn't speaking either, with closed eyes, embracing Li Xiaoteng's waist, and suddenly let out a few loud burps, directly vomiting his dinner onto Li Xiaoteng's chest.

  Li Xiaoteng looked at the vomit after he finished, and then slid directly to the wall root of Gao Luochen. Looking at his own chest that had been vomited on, he suddenly felt extremely depressed. He muttered to himself: "Gao Luochen actually ate tomato and egg fried rice... this is not scientific! Can eating this stuff also get you drunk?"

  She immediately rummaged through her bag and found a pack of tissues. She suppressed the churning sensation in her chest, managing to wipe off most of the dirt from her chest.

  Li Xiaoteng looked at the high-fallen Chen, who was crouched in the corner of the wall, wearing a very high-end black windbreaker that had been stained with wall dust. He felt that this good suit had really been ruined.

  Li Xiaoteng looked at Gao Luochen's disheveled appearance and really wanted to just leave. It was as if he was making excuses for himself. He even said to Gao Luochen, who was muttering to herself: "I don't believe it! I refuse to believe that a scoundrel would have such bad taste and take a liking to you!"

  Just as he was about to turn around, he looked back at Gao Luochen and sighed. He bent down again and picked up Gao Luochen, who was muttering dejectedly: "Ah! Consider it my debt to you! Who made you spend 5 million yuan to buy jade from me back then? I only helped you because of the money!"

  He immediately followed his memory and rushed towards the nearest Speedy Quick Hotel.