Well shit, how did I get here in this dark fucking void.

  Let's retrace my steps today. First off, I got up and got ready for school and was walking to the bus stop when I suddenly couldn't see shit (still can't)... I know I have bad eyesight but what the hell bro. I didn't do anything different. Was it luck (or I guess Un-luck in this case)? I also can't move my limbs, so let's jot that down.

  [Title Gained!] ______ (edit)

  [Description] ______ (edit)

  (Hidden)[Requirements] Aquire/Prove Sentience

  What in the ever-loving fuck?

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  I... I can't deal with the implications of that now, so let us not go down that rabbit hole. Going away from that, I can edit it... somehow. I mean I read isekai and portal fantasy as much as the next guy on the block, but they're never able to edit the menus. Lets try it! What could go wrong! (Well everything but let's ignore that.) I'm kinda scared about editing the description, in the case I can't change it afterwards. So let's name the title something safe, like just 'Sentience'. So it looks like this now.

  [Title Gained!] Sentience (edit)

  [Description] ______ (edit)

  (Hidden)[Requirements] Aquire/Prove Sentience

  Sweet! I can still edit it!... heheheHAHAHA THERE ARE GOING TO BE SO MANY REFERENCES!... Calm down me. After some thinking I'm gonna go for The Neutron Style. So let's go with 'Brain Power!'.

  [Title Gained!] Sentience (edit)

  [Description] Brain Power! (edit)

  (Hidden)[Requirements] Aquire/Prove Sentience

  Now that thats out of the way, lets dive down that previous rabbit hole. Let's yell status, shall we?

  "Status!"

  ... Well thats disturbing.