Next day

  Just ignore the titles

  welp it's healing

  I decided to check my status and now I got 20 stat points to spend. Welp I'ma put them all in strength, after that I decided to practice my tongue by slapping it only to remember that my tongue is not that long. Buying a new mutation is tempting,but I will save it for a better mutation

  "What do you think we can do today??" I asked lemon as I take a peek outside and everything including the ground is very wet

  She replied in a mom like manner, but well I don't really mind as she's my helpful helper and also sort of my guide

  "Welp, you're right, btw you just reminded me of a dreadful memory" I said as i point towards the grass forest where you can see a lot of bitter life* cough* I mean Grass. There's one good thing through,they taste great if you are starving

  She said

  Welp I can't blame her,she's just too compassionate about me to the point that she can't take it if I die and will go after me to accompany me to afterlife

  "Alright boss" I said as i go outside and plucking some grass from my so called grass forest. Too bad they don't bear fruits. A berry or something like that would be entertaining to eat. Let's just hope their not poisonous

  "Aww man, my food is going to kill me" I said after taking the first bite and immediately spitting it out, but i don't have any choice as I don't have anything else to eat other than these grasses. Awww man how much I wanted berries so much

  "What do you think about scouting the surrounding???" I asked lemon while still agonizing on over my food

  She replied in a surprised tone, i don't know why through

  "Yeah let's go for that" I happily agreed as I finish the last bite of pain. Welp you can say that I really like this girl

  I dig in the ground to hide from the peering eyes. Ohhh i forgot to train my skills, but well I can do that later

  I continued scouting the surrounding and i saw something surprising and delightful

  "Can you appraise that???" I asked lemon as I look at some berries like fruits from a thorny bush then I just got reminded that my hole is too small for a berry so I can't put them in and also the inside of the roots can only store a few of them. I can't also just ignore the risk of ants coming to my little house

  "What a waste" I said to myself as I sadly look at the plump sweet tasty looking berries

  A bee then just passed by me when I'm looking up and seems to be going for the tender white flowers when suddenly a huge mouth appeared on one of the nearby berries as it shot it's true form.

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  They are not fucking berries, they have disgusting looking greasy tentacles of some sort and red plump flesh. They seems to be mimicking the berries to attract preys

  "Wait, why the hell are you not replying???" I asked lemon whose ignoring me

  She replied, a little bit irritated

  "Ohh wait, did you just said that I can appraise it???" I asked as I need to reconfirm it. I might be dumb, but I have a brain so don't call me idiot.

  She replied, she might be annoying, but she's helpful

  I tried it on a grass

  Then on a rock

  I feel really insulted, why is it not consuming mana????

  She replied calmly

  She replied sweetly

  After that we scouted more while appraising things on the way

  That's basically it

  Btw Lemon helped me by making a map based on my perspective

  And I just noticed it, but my stage is still that of new born and I don't know why. Welp never-mind, I still have more things to do after coming back such as training my skills

  First of all is the vibration thingy, I first pick a pebble and drop it on the woody surface of my room and I tried to sense it's vibrations and I also tried to locate the location of the pebble and how it looks like based on the vibrations I pick up

  I tried, but it seems like I can only roughly sense the vibrations, but not to locate the locations or judge the shape

  Maybe the pebble is just too small and so the vibrations it makes. I then tried using a bigger pebble and I was able to locate it's location using vibrations

  This skill is good in water like you can easily locate an insect if it feel in the water. I tried again and again until it eventually leveled up

  Ahh love the feeling of accomplishment

  After that I tried a lot of stupid things like bashing my head on the wall just to get the skill head bash and so more stupid titles.

  Looking back at my skills I can just look with awe at my skills and I just ignored my titles

  Hmmm Why is my health and mana not increasing???

  Do I also need to add stat points to my mana and health??? It's not like I'm complaining, in fact it's just fine for me

  I wonder why i suddenly become stupid, then I noticed my int stat

  "i know it!!!" I shouted as I look at my int, so it was you all along. I'm going to invest on you next time cause i need to become smarter

  After that I trained all my offensive skills by doing some pretty stupid things, btw I gained jump skills just by jumping. So will I gain speak skill if I speak or farming if I threw seeds and take care of them???

  Lemon replied

  Ohh that's pretty neat. So if I fuck someone will I gain the skill "Fucking" ???