What's with the pretence?

  After everyone had a round of toasting, Secretary Yuan and Mayor Ou said they couldn't drink anymore due to their limited capacity. Little Zhang said: "I'm also drunk, I'll accompany the two leaders for dinner!"

  The village chief smiled and said: "Okay okay, I also know the three of your drinking capacity. You guys go eat with the driver, we'll continue to deepen our relationship with Director Pan and Section Chief Li!"

  Shuixian knew that Zhai Wang had started a major attack, so he picked up his wine cup and said: "Sanjun, you accompany Li Shouzhang, I'll accompany Pan Zhuren, let's properly thank the leaders for their concern about us."

  Director Pan hastily grabbed Shuixian's hand: "Wait! You should first accompany Wang's wine, Wang is the king of your village, the master of the village!"

  Shuixian put another hand on Director Pan's hand: "Director Pan, accompanying Zhai Wang is a matter of course. I often accompany Zhai Wang for drinks in the stockade, don't believe me, ask Zhai Wang. Today is different, you and I are meeting for the first time, if I don't accompany you for a few cups first, later you won't recognize me Shuixian, I have to give you face!"

  The village chief looked at Shuixian as she poured wine and smiled, nodding his head slightly.

  "How could I not recognize the Water Fairy? The Water Fairy is so lovely, making it hard for people to forget! Alright, you said that, now I'll drink! Village King, the beauties in your village are accompanying me with wine, tell me, should I drink or not?"

  Zhai Wang burst out laughing: "Must drink! As the saying goes, a beauty accompanies wine without getting drunk. Drink! Drink to your heart's content! San Jun, you accompany Director Li, I'll take a short rest."

  "Alright! Director Li, come on, I'll keep you company." San Jun said as he downed a cup of wine.

  Shuixian accompanied Director Pan for six cups, then Zhai Wang suggested she swap objects with Sanjun. Shuixian again spoke sweet words, and Li Suzhang downed six cups of wine.

  After drinking six cups of wine with the fairy, Li Suo Chang shook his head and said: "Zhai Wang, in your village, men are generous and women are heroic, I can't drink anymore. I surrender!" Li Suo Chang raised his hands as he spoke. Everyone burst out laughing.

  "Alright! Director Li has surrendered, let's eat. Director Pan, I know you're always a brave warrior, fighting alone against many heroes. Come on, I'll drink six cups with you!" said the bandit king as he stood up.

  "Zhai Wang, you can't drink like that! You can keep me company for six cups, but Shui Xian and San Jun have to accompany each other too!" Director Pan said, looking at Shui Xian.

  "Director Pan, I'm drinking with Sanjun now. Zhai Wang can't accompany you at the moment. You should drink six more cups with Director Li!" Shuixian said with a giggle.

  "Who says mountain village women are unrefined and don't understand etiquette? Look at Shuixian, the first time she drank with your leader, she was very familiar with wine etiquette. Shuixian is right, Director Pan can persuade Director Li to drink six cups with you, whatever you say goes!" Village King laughed loudly again.

  "Director Li has already raised his hands and surrendered. Forget it, we can't beat you, Village Chief. Let's just call it a draw. We've had six cups of wine and eaten dinner," said Director Pan.

  "Come on, clink glasses! Let's talk after we finish drinking." The village chief said as he downed his drink in one gulp.

  Zhai Wang finished drinking and sat down, then Secretary Yuan walked over and whispered a few words in his ear. Zhai Wang smiled and said: "Alright alright, don't worry about it. You go back with the town head and Little Zhang, I have something to take care of. Director Pan is under my responsibility now, I guarantee he won't get drunk, you can leave at ease, we'll definitely send Director Pan home later."

  "Everyone drink slowly! We'll take a step first, Director Pan, remember to handle the matter for Village Chief Wang." Secretary Yuan reminded at last.

  "It's okay, it's okay. You guys go first, I won't make a mistake." Director Pan sat still and didn't move.

  "Secretary, town mayor, Little Zhang, driver, you all have a good trip, we won't see you off," said Village King.

  "Good luck!" said Su Xian and San Jun.

  After Secretary Yuan and a few others left, Village Chief Wang continued to drink with Director Pan. Principal Li lowered his head and ate his meal. Shuixian and Sanjun looked at Village Chief Wang, their faces bearing smiles.

  After drinking six cups of wine, Director Pan said: "I, I also can't drink anymore. Next time, next time we'll drink again."

  "Director Pan, let's just have six more cups," Shuixian said as she picked up her wine cup again.

  "No more, no more, don't drink anymore. Village head, Village King, you speak up, don't let Shuixian accompany me again, there's still...still things to attend to..."

  "Alright, let's stop at six cups! Water Fairy will keep you company for two more cups! Two is good! How about that?" Village King made a suggestion.

  "Alright, listen to what Village Chief Wang has to say," said Director Pan.

  After drinking two cups of wine, Director Pan shook his head and said: "No more wine. And I'm not eating dinner either."

  "Who wants to eat? I'll serve the rice," said Shuixian.

  The General of the Fortress waved his hand and the three armies also waved their hands.

  "Nobody eats anymore, I won't eat either, let's get drunk." Shuixian said with a giggle.

  "Let's go, we'll see Director Pan home," said Village Chief Wang, standing up.

  After everyone walked out of the hotel, Director Li said: "Get in the car, I'll take you to the town government."

  "Director Pan, come on, I'll help you onto the bus," said Village Chief Wang as he went to support Director Pan.

  Director Pan waved his hand: "I, I'm not drunk, don't need your help." As he spoke, Director Pan's footsteps staggered and almost fell. Village Chief Wang quickly grabbed him with one hand and pinched his elbow joint with the other: "You're still showing off? You've already fallen, but you're not drunk?"

  "Okay, okay, I'm drunk. You, your hand is too rough, it hurts me."

  Li Shouzhang burst out laughing.

  The narcissus also burst out laughing.

  The three armies followed behind and boarded last.

  The car stopped in front of the town government building.

  "You go and deal with it, I'll go back and take a nap first," said Director Li.

  After getting off the car, the four of them waved goodbye to Director Li and walked into the town.

  "Go, go, go to my office, after you've handled things well, I'll take a nap," said Director Pan.

  "Alright, let's go."

  A few people entered the office and San Jun handed the application form to Director Pan.

  Director Pan threw the application into the drawer and then took out a small notebook and seal from inside, saying: "Village Chief Wang, you, you, fill it in for them, stamp it with the seal. Later, I'll fill in my receipt and ledger according to his application, and my task will be done."

  "Haha, I didn't think that our village's Wang could also be the director of a few minutes town!" Village Wang said with a smile.

  "You, you, it's not the first time, we're all familiar with each other, what are you pretending to be? Hurry up and write! I, I want to sleep, let's go back." Director Pan spoke vaguely and stuttered.

  The village chief didn't stand on ceremony either, picked up his pen and wrote a few words before stamping it with his seal.

  Shuixian and Sanjun were stunned. They thought it was a difficult task, but Zhai Wang solved it in one go.

  A few people walked out of the office, and then Village King asked: "Director Pan, shall we send you home?"

  "No, never mind. I can go home by myself."

  "Alright. I'll get Xiaozhang to fetch the ring for Xiansheng." Zhai Wang shouted at the top of his lungs, "Xiaozhang! Xiaozhang! We're here!"

  "Alright! I'm coming." Everyone looked in the direction of the voice, and Little Zhang had already walked over.

  "I've been waiting for you guys and didn't dare sleep. Afraid of falling asleep!" Little Zhang said with a smile.

  "Your husband is definitely not here today!" Zhai Wang said with a smile.

  "How did you know?" Little Zhang asked.

  "Of course I know. If you don't sleep here, he won't agree either." The village chief said with a smile.

  "You're such a village chief! If you're not careful, you'll jump into the pit you dug yourself, and make a joke out of me." Little Zhang said as he led the way forward.

  "Alright, you two big men are not allowed in. Shuixian, come with me." Little Zhang said with a smile.

  The narcissus happily followed him in.

  Zhai Wang and San Jun crouched outside the door waiting for Shui Xian.

  "I'm also getting drunk, San Jun, you're almost done too. I'll close my eyes and rest for a bit." The bandit king said, closing his eyes.

  Everyone in the village knows that Village Chief Nangong can sleep standing up with his eyes closed, let alone now that he's squatting.

  The three armies were in a state of excitement, seeing Zhai Wang closing his eyes and sleeping. He was thinking about his future son, and his eyes smiled so much that they narrowed.

  Suddenly, an "ah" sound came out!

  "Zhai Wang suddenly stood up: 'The voice of Shui Xian! What's going on?'"

  "What's wrong?" Sanjun also came back to his senses from daydreaming.