Drink a mouthful of Gold Ox's bath water

  Drink some of the bath water from Jin Niu

  A small vehicle drove into the mountain village, raising a trail of flying dust behind it.

  The rear door of the car opened and four people got out. One of them came to the front door, pulled it open, and placed his hand on top. Director Li Manli emerged from the car with a hooked head.

  Zhai Wang hurriedly ran up and grasped her hand: "Director Li, you've worked hard."

  "Don't be polite. I've brought a few technicians, and we're going to Yun Ding Mountain today for a walk. Tomorrow, let the technicians officially enter the village and set up camp to investigate the water pipe route into the village. You should have already arranged for their food and accommodation, right?"

  "It's all arranged! Come and let's get down to business. Everyone is competing to host you!" said the village chief with a smile.

  "I know your abilities! Unfortunately, you've been stuck in this mountain stronghold, what a waste of a great talent!" Director Li sighed.

  "Director Li has given me a lot of face," said the village chief with a smile. "I'm already very satisfied to be able to do something for the people in this village."

  "Alright! No more formalities. Let's go, to Yun Ding Mountain. I'll come too. The scenery along the way will also help me clear my mind." Director Li said with a smile.

  Zhai Wang whispered a few words to Wang Kuai standing beside him, and Wang Kuai responded with one voice and took the three armies away.

  Zhai Wang said, "Zheng Shuihua, Dong Mao, Niu Cai, you three come with me to accompany Director Li on an inspection. Niu Cai, lead the way ahead. Director Li, please."

  Director Li had the technicians follow behind Niu Cui, she walked at the back of the team of technicians, Zhai Wang followed behind her, and Zheng Shuihua followed behind Zhai Wang.

  Dong Mao walked at the end and said with a smile: "Zhai Wang, you see that both in front of and behind you are beauties, and going into the mountains to inspect is all surrounded by women's tenderness!"

  "Winter wheat! Don't be too presumptuous in front of Director Li!" Village King turned his head and glared at Winter Wheat.

  "Dong Mao, don't be stingy with your words, just say what's on your mind. It's okay to tell some dirty jokes and relax a bit, it'll make the journey less tiring." Li Xiangzhang said with a smile.

  "Dongcao is the best at telling dirty jokes." Shuihua said with a smile.

  "Winter grass, tell me a dirty joke!" said Director Li.

  "Director Li lets you speak, so just say one!" said Village King.

  "My jokes are all second-hand, nothing new, maybe Director Li has heard them before." Dong Mao became even more restrained.

  "It's nothing, it's nothing. If you didn't hear it from someone else, then you made it up yourself! You should be a young writer of jokes! Tell me." Director Li obviously wanted to hear more.

  "Alright! There was a director who was usually very refined and never used foul language. His subordinates all knew that he referred to urination as 'singing'. Why did he call it 'singing'? Because the sound of urination is similar to the song 'The Spring Water Dings, The Spring Water Dings Responsively'!"

  Dong Mao is really good at speaking, his speech is full of ups and downs, when he said "the sound of the spring water..." he even started singing, naturally making everyone laugh.

  "That day, the director took his female secretary and office director as well as two technicians to the countryside. When they drove halfway up the mountain, the director asked the driver to stop the car, saying he wanted to get out and sing a song. After the director got out of the car and sang behind it, he got back in. The secretary said, 'I'll go down too and continue with another song.' After the secretary went down, the director couldn't hear the sound of the spring water ringing..."

  "You're such a romantic! You can even turn urination into a poetic and picturesque scene. How interesting! Continue talking." said Li Xiangzhang with a smile.

  "The director was somewhat impatient! He pulled his throat and said, are you singing too slowly? Hurry up! At this time, the secretary just got on the car, she pulled her clothes and sat in the car, saying, Director, you're also too hasty! Do you think we women can sing like you men, picking up the microphone?"

  Everyone burst out laughing. Director Li laughed and said: "The last sentence of this joke is too wonderful! Village King, I see that your village is full of talents!"

  "Director Li is a joke to our village! However, although the people in our village are not highly educated, they are kind and lovely! You'll get used to it once you're familiar with this place."

  Everyone was chatting and laughing, and before they knew it, they had arrived at Yun Ding Mountain.

  "Look! That waterfall is where the spring water flows down from!" Niu Tie stopped in his tracks, pointing at a precipice in front of him.

  "After turning the mountain bend, I suddenly entered a fairyland-like place! It's too beautiful!" Director Li exclaimed.

  "Yes! The deep mountains have a great view! Li Xiangzhang, when the hot summer comes, you go under the waterfall, it's so cool, can't be described by any words!" Zhai Wang said with a smile.

  "Hmm! This summer I'll come to avoid the heat for a few days. Director Wang, you'd better welcome me then!" Li asked with a smile.

  "The mountain spring water has entered our village. You are the great benefactor of our entire village. Now that you have come, everyone in the village will warmly welcome you." The village chief said with a smile.

  "Director Li, you know? You had a road built for our village, and the people in the village still remember your kindness!" Dong Mao said.

  "That's right. At that time, only such roads could be built. Village chief! Although cars can now enter your village, they are not keeping up with the times! We should strive to build cement roads!" Director Li sighed.

  "Yes, yes. But this project is even bigger. Let's take it slowly!" said Village King.

  "This is really the case. Such a large project, the county can't solve it. If the city or province attaches importance to rural road construction in the future, there will be hope!" Director Li sighed again.

  "There will always be that day. Maybe with the country's prosperity, all the mountain villages will have cement roads!" said Village Chief Wang with a smile.

  "We're here, look! The spring water is gushing out of that cave. The entrance to the cave is a pool, about one mu in width. Legend has it that the Golden Cow from heaven saw the beautiful scenery here, came down to play and got tired, then rolled around in the water and created this pool! That's why it's called the Golden Cow Pool!" Niu Jiao introduced to Director Li and his group.

  "What a wonderful legend! Come, have a sip of Jin Niu's bath water. Although it's just bath water, after all, it's the bath water of an immortal!" Director Li walked forward with a smile.

  "It's really delicious. So sweet!" Director Li said, taking another sip of water.

  Director Li stood up and looked around, saying: "What a great place! It's really a great place! Village Chief Wang, when I was the village head, why didn't you introduce me to such a good place? If I had known it was so good here, it would have been refreshing to come here in the summer!"

  "Director Li, when you were the head of the village, you must have heard about this place. It's just that at the time, you thought it was too far away and didn't want to come. Now, people in the town have also heard about this spring water and say they want to come take a look and drink some, but when asked to actually come, they all make excuses saying it's too far and are afraid of the trouble."

  "Yes, yes, we have to climb mountains here. Ordinary people won't have the leisure for this. You few, take a look around and see how to divert the Golden Bull Star's bathwater into the village, so that the villagers can get some of the celestial aura!" Director Li said with a smile.

  Everyone returned to the village from Yunding Mountain at noon. Director Li said: "The road is really far! I'm hungry!"

  "Off you go! Go to Wang's house for dinner! Today I've especially prepared two winter rat dishes for you!" said Village Chief Wang with a smile.

  "Today at noon we're having Dong Mao!" Zheng Shuihua said with deliberate emphasis.

  "Haha! Dongmao, Shuihua wants to eat you at noon!" Director Li said with a smile.

  "I'd rather have her eat me. But she'd rather eat a mouse than eat me!" Dong Mao burst out laughing too.

  "I don't dare eat anymore, I'm afraid Lirong will hit me." Shuihua also laughed.

  "Aren't you afraid of Tuwang? Are you still afraid of Lirong?"

  "You're really something, I won't even talk to you! You actually dare to think about eating my tofu!"

  "Everyone in your village, men and women, are all savages!" Director Li said with a smile as he walked away.