Hi Punky here, mister author wanted me to tell you guys that this week he's taking a break. Gosh that guy, I was so excited thinking it was my time again. I hope I get away from those scary things. See you next week... Woosh!
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"Mreoww, what da fuk woman, stop talking to the wall. We're running for our lives crazy. "
"Sorry Andy!"
"For fucking sakes that's not my name meow."
As Punky explained, things came up, will be back next week. Thanks for keeping up. :)