Unfortunately the first draft of this kind of disappeared when I accidentally tap the key that caused me to lose it all.

  ( A human shaped being sits in a void, looking at a screen)...Aaaaaand they have stagnated,..*sigh*. Well at least now I can in good conscience send in a foreign element to get things moving along in it.( swipes the screen away, bringing another one to itself) Earth is a traditional place to get something like that from. ( swipes and Taps on the screen):

  Intelligent, kind, clear headed in the face of danger, considering this world I'm going to send him to is somewhat sexist it has to be male ,and a bit of Madness to spice things up,

  ...*Hmmmmm* Still not enough:

  Not squeamish, antiauthoritarian bordering on the anarchism, cannot be bought, the optimal physical activity age between late teens and late 30s, gamer, atheist, determined, and convincing.

  Good, narrowed it down to around 1000,( Taps the screen and a roulette appears on the screen with all the names).. Now let's spin this shit!*CRTCRTCCRRCRCRRRRRRRRCRCRRRCCRCRR...CTT..CTT...CT*. Bingo!( Taps the name and Taps and icon to initiate a data transfer).... Now too tell him what to do.( Taps another icon)

  *ahhh* That attached and I can relax and watch it.( reclines and watches the screen)

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  Well that can't be good ( touches the icon labeled "Hero's" status)

  ( The Entity looks at the screen dumbfounded)..... Well that's unexpected.... But this could work..( pyramids it's hands).. Even better.