I've sparked in an empty tub

  I'm brave.

  I'll dance like there's nobody watching

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  In an empty club

  I'm loud.

  I've lounged in a highway full of cars

  Without wearing a seatbelt

  I'm intrusive.

  I saw a smoothie

  In the paws of a lion

  I'm a liar.