The answer is two

  But I only got one

  Am I wrong or is life unfair?

  you see,

  Life’s a multiple choice exam

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  A series of singular choices:

  Levity organized

  Jealousy oversized

  Sympathy supersized

  All of which supervised

  Across my hazel eyes

  Blind to a charitable note