''FUCK MY LIFE!''

  Well i'm sure you are wondering why i'm screaming so... distantly, so let me tell you.

  When i made the retarded brilliant idea to use Rainbow bullshit Blitz I hit the ground hard enough to be sent 2 miles under before stopping.

  Normally this wouldn't be a problem of course.

  But using mana sense I detect a massive load of mana emanating from something eta 2 seconds bellow me.

  There are two things it could be and both are bad

  You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story.

  1. A Giant Subterranean Monster (Atleast E+)

  Which is obviously bad.

  Or 2. A Dungeon with at least ten floors.

  Why is this one bad?

  Dungeon's floors each have a boss.

  Floor 1-3 is H-ranked

  Floor 4-6 is G-ranked

  Floor 7-9 is F-ranked

  Floor 10-12 is E-ranked

  They are -,=,+ respectively

  So floor 10 has an E minus-ranked monster

  I'm only an F+

  And 10 floors is only the minimum.

  Oh, I just realised that evolution massively boosted my intelligence.

  Well... BRACE FOR IMPACT!

  Boom*

  That my friends was what it sounds like when corrosive goo hits a magical stone wall at 1 mile a second.

  Fuck my life.