BOOOMMM!!!

  finally!!!

  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  My first magic, I finally cast a spell. After all the hard work I had to go through. Who would have thought that after 128 failures I would be able to launch a fireball successfully.

  My joy is such that I am unable to control my excitement, and now here I am, dancing, jumping, laughing and singing in my backyard like a retard.

  But who would blame me for doing this, around me only have mutant chickens anyway. Fuck the world, I did it.

  While I was celebrating, a guitar solo started playing out of nowhere. At first I thought I was going crazy until ...

  I accepted without having to think twice.

  Who could imagine that today, after three months since the system appeared, after all that has been happening to me, I receive such a beautiful surprise. Thanks God.