I am so fucked!

  “I-I… fuck!”

  I shouted as I tried running away from the wolves. Which, to my surprise, actually worked.

  ‘Right, I have higher than average stats… okay, so my agility is at 15… the average is ten… the wolves can’t catch up with me, but they can easily catch up with an average person… they probably have an agility rating of 12-13… I can outrun them… and, I can definitely kill them… but, I don’t have a weapon… wait, what about the rock? It might not be a normal weapon… but, it could do the job’

  I thought as I suddenly stopped, turned around and grinned at the pack of wolves.

  “Let’s do this!”

  I shouted as I pounced onto one of the wolves and bashed its head in with the pet rock multiple times, until I could see its brain.

  The wolves stopped momentarily, allowing me to target the next one.

  “Die! Die! Die!”

  I began to lose myself to the rush!

  Then, everything went black.

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  ‘What happened?’

  I thought, as I looked around. To see the corpses of several wolves, all beaten to death.

  “Wha- system, what happened!?”

  I asked the system.

  The system said, bluntly.

  “I… think I remember that, but… what’s this?”

  I asked, as I looked at another blue screen.

  I was completely baffled.

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  “What’s the reward?”

  I asked.

  It stated, bluntly.

  “So, what’s the “secret mission”?”

  I asked.

  It stated, again.

  “SO! WHAT ARE YOU ALLOWED TO FUCKING SAY!!!”

  I shouted angrily.

  It stated, bluntly.

  “O-okay”

  I said, taken aback.

  ‘Hm? What’s this?’

  I thought, as I saw several more blue screens.

  “Level up? [Status]!”

  I shouted.

  “I have 30… SP, what’s an SP?” I asked.

  “Okay… I’ll put all thirty points into… Luck!”

  I shouted.

  “No! It didn’t work!? What’s wrong with this!? Why can’t I get my luck up?! And why are my status m”

  I shouted, angrily.

  It stated.

  “Shit! This is a fucking scam! How am I supposed to know if the others work? Huh, system!?!”

  I swore loudly.

  And the system ignored me.

  “ROOAR!!!”

  I heard a loud roar in the distance, and I began to run back to where I originally woke up.

  I was so distracted by the roar, that I didn’t notice the pet rock glowing an ominous purple.

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  It took around half an hour, but I got back to my “spawn point”.

  “I should get some sleep…”

  I said, as I began to create a small bed out of leaves and grass... and a blanket out of… leaves and grass…

  “Sigh, I’m going to have a really sore back in the morning”

  I said as I laid on my “bed” and fell asleep.

  [---THE END---]