I woke up, not in my bed. But on the floor.

  “Right… I passed out from exhaustion last night”

  I said as I stood up and looked around.

  “Well then, time to… expand the “wall”!”

  I said as I walked away from the camp to find some logs.

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  Instead of finding logs… I found… a green midget with a tomahawk, which was made like my club… a sharp rock tied onto a stick using rags.

  Luckily, it didn’t see me, since I was hidden in a bush… ha… luckily.

  “Sigh”

  I sighed, which wasn’t the smartest move, since the goblin noticed me!

  “Huh? Hooman! No! Demon! Die Demon!”

  The goblin shouted as it threw the tomahawk at me, I somehow managed to dodge it.

  “Well then, time for you to die!”

  I said as I hit it in the face with my club.

  “Die! Demon!”

  It shouted after losing a few teeth from the previous hit, as it tried to scratch me with its claws.

  “Nope!”

  I shouted as I dodged the scratch and kicked it in the face, knocking it over.

  “Goblin! Friends! Help! Now!”

  The goblin shouted desperately.

  ‘Seems like there’s more goblins around here’

  I thought as I crushed the goblin's head in using my club. And I proceeded to grab the tomahawk out of a nearby tree.

  “Well then, time to goblin hunting”

  I said with a grin as I stood in place in a fighting stance.

  “Come at me you green motherfuckers!!!”

  I shouted at the top of my lungs, hoping to lure some goblins to my general direction, and I climbed up a tree, hoping none of them notice me.

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  They didn’t notice me. But, they did notice the goblin corpse. Which distracted them long enough for me to take two of them out.

  ‘Three remaining’

  I thought as I jumped through the trees, clumsily.

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  “Fuck… That hurt”

  I said as I jumped onto a tree branch and fell down.

  “We found killer! Brethren! Attack!”

  A goblin shouted, as it saw me.

  “Fuck!”

  I swore as I readied myself for combat, holding the club in my left hand and the tomahawk in my right.

  “Bring it on fuckers!”

  I taunted as I kicked the first goblin in the chest and slashed the second one’s arm.

  “Kill the killer! Ha ha ha!”

  The first goblin laughed as it tried to stab me, but I managed to dodge.

  But, I didn’t manage to dodge the goblin behind me.

  It stabbed me in the leg, with a rusted dagger.

  “Fuck you too buddy!”

  I said as I almost decapitated it using the tomahawk.

  But, while I was busy trying to decapitate the goblin, the other two caught their breath and rushed me.

  “Die!”

  “Kill! Kill! Kill!”

  They shouted.

  “Fuck off you green cunts!”

  I shouted as I kicked one in the face and hit the other in the face with my club.

  While they were both down, I quickly took them out using the club.

  “Alright… so, I got four points from killing five goblins… I just HAD to use the tomahawk on that one! Fuck!”

  I said as I stared at the corpses in front of me.

  “Well then, I better find those logs.

  I said as I walked around the woods.

  I managed to find several logs around and managed to drag them back to camp, individually.

  I tied them up with the rags, dug a hole to place each of them into and, with a single thought, dug a small trench around the camp and placed the 200 pointy sticks in them.

  “Hopefully, something will be dumb enough to step there and impale their feet”

  I said with a smile.

  I then, finally got some pop-ups from the system.

  After looking at the usual screens, also getting annoyed the fact that the goblins were only worth double the wolves, even though they actually use WEAPONS!!! I looked at my status, to see how much longer it’ll take to get to the next level.

  I was actually quite surprised.

  “Holy shit! If I kill another… three goblins, I’ll get a level up!”

  I said excitedly as I began to cook the wolf from the previous day.

  “Oh right, system…”

  I said.

  “Lottery”

  I said simply.

  It replied, also simply.

  “Holy Knight”

  “Holy Armour”

  “Laptop”

  “Straw Pillow”

  “Ninja”

  “Wolf x30”

  “Earth Golem x1000”

  There were a lot of good things that came up, but it landed on…

  “Bread x5”

  I was quite angry.

  “Fucking five pieces of bread? Are you fucking shitting me!?”

  I shouted as I repeatedly punched the tree.

  “Oh! I got stronger… [Status]”

  I said, as I looked at my status, again.

  “I feel slightly tougher and a bit stronger! Cool!”

  I said as I punched the tree again, causing it to crack slightly.

  “Holy shit! Is that what a difference of three stat points does? Oh my god!... Now I feel worse about the -100 luck…”

  I said depressingly, as I went to sleep in my bed made of leaves, grass, and rags.

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