He arrived. In the blackness between reality, fiction and other realms he appeared. " What the Fuuuuuwait... wait wait hold on a second... blackness... check, sudden teleportation or fast travel... check, I'm in a book! Hey author, could you speed up the plot a bit?"

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  "..."

  "Soooo I'm stuck here untill the plot moves on a bit.."

  "..."

  "Mr blue screen, hurry up a bit please?

  "... ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!"