Chapter 111 Naming Controversy

  As they left the Huang Emperor's mansion, two children sat in the back seat of the car. One was Fan Yi, and the other was a little kid who had never left the Huang Emperor's mansion before. At this time, he was looking at the scenery outside the window with curious eyes.

  "Hey, what's your name!" Fan Yi asked, pushing the little kid slightly.

  "I don't have a name, everyone calls me Little Fart!" Little Fart replied, turning his head back to Tong.

  "Haha, little brat! So funny!" Fan Yi heard this and laughed so hard that he rolled around in his seat, with tears almost bursting out.

  "You..." The little brat was furious with shame, but thinking of the guy's background, he endured it and didn't lash out. Just like now, if it were in the past, he would have transformed and started fighting a long time ago.

  "Hey! Don't be angry, I'll give you a name. How about it?" Fan Yi asked, but didn't wait for the little kid to respond and continued, "Hmm... from now on, let's call you Little Dullard."

  The little brat just gave him a murderous glare.

  "Don't like it? I'll think of another one." Fan Yi seemed to have not seen the little kid's dissatisfaction, stroking his chin where there was no beard at all, pretending to be deep in thought. After a long while, he exclaimed with delight: "How about Little Tiger?"

  "Who are you to call me a bear!" The little kid glared at him, not expecting this big lummox of a kid to come up with anything good, so he turned to Li Meng in front of him and said: "Li Meng, you give me a name."

  It doesn't matter what it was called before, one is young and the other's spirit can't be considered good. The little kid sounds pretty smooth when listening to it. But now it's different, since he has already recovered, a formal name must be given, calling him Little Kid Little Kid also feels strange.

  "What's the name?" Li Mang, sitting in the passenger seat, couldn't help but scratch his head. He wasn't good at naming things and felt a lot of pressure for a while. Naming was a big deal and couldn't be taken lightly. After thinking seriously for a moment, he said in a soft voice, "How about 'Long Life'?"

  Little brat: "Okay..."

  "What's good, don't be fooled by him, it's all nonsense! I still remember that line from a ghost movie where a female ghost was shouting 'long life' repeatedly. Besides, people who are usually called Wangcai are poor devils. Those called Longsheng are also short-lived ghosts, don't trust the person in front of you too much!" Fan Yige's indignation filled his chest, and he spat out the name Li Mang had come up with as worthless.

  The little kid was stunned, he didn't understand much, how could he know these things.

  "Cough...cough..." Li Meng felt that the name was not suitable after being criticized by Fan Yige. After thinking for a moment, he said: "Then let's call it Xingheng, like the stars, eternal."

  "Stars? Are the stars in your house always there every day? The star I saw was just a flash and then it's gone, what's that called again, it's called a shooting star. To describe it with an idiom, it's called 'a flash in the pan', and then it's gone..." Fan Yige started to show off his knowledge.

  “……” Li Mang's teeth felt a bit itchy. He said "Xing Heng" instead of "Xing Hen". But being interrupted by this kid, he didn't think it was good enough, so after thinking for a moment, he said: “Let's call you Xiao He then, cranes symbolize longevity and have an immortal aura, I hope you can live long and become immortal.”

  "Little crane? You think others are carefree and leisurely. Or is it crane hair and childlike face? There are indeed many idioms with the word 'crane', such as crane hair and chicken skin, solitary crane, riding a crane to the west, riding a crane to ascend to heaven..."

  "It's riding a crane to the west, riding a crane to ascend to immortality!" Li Mang couldn't help but interrupt Fan Yige's enthusiastic talk, his teeth itching again. Where did this bear child come from?!

  "Isn't the West just the Western Heaven? Isn't ascending to immortality just death? You're really ruthless and poisonous, actually cursing my brother!" Fan Yige gritted his teeth in judgment of Li Meng, and on his own initiative called the little kid his brother.

  "Damn it!" Li Meng couldn't help but swear, this wasn't a bear cub, it was a freak, an evil freak!

  "Are you scolding my mother?" But unexpectedly, Fan Yige asked Li Meng seriously.

  "...No, I'm just saying mud horse, it's a kind of horse that runs on the grass!" Li Meng explained with a stiff smile. Who is Fan Yige's mother? Fan Gudao's wife, if Fan Gudao heard this, he would be dead meat.

  "Hmph!" Fan Yige's haughty humph.

  Li Mao's mouth twitched, and he didn't want to provoke this troublesome guy. After thinking seriously for a long time, he said: "I think it's better to call you Ziyue instead. Yue is one of the Five Mountains, hoping you can be as firm and eternal as the Five Mountains."

  "Zi Yue? This name is so-so, from now on I'll call you Xiao Yue, and you can call me Yi Ge!" Fan Yi Ge hummed in response, but surprisingly didn't refute Li Meng again.

  The little kid didn't pay attention to him. From now on, he called himself Ziyue. At this time, he was excitedly muttering to himself: "Ziyue? This name sounds good, I have a name too!"

  "Don't be so quick to rejoice, call Brother Yi to come and listen first!" Fan Yige said discontentedly.

  "...Zi Yue gave him a displeased glance and ignored him, causing Fan Yige's face to turn red with embarrassment."

  "Hmph......" Seeing Fan Yige eating with relish, Li Meng in front couldn't help but burst out laughing, but was met with a fierce glare from Fan Yige.

  Fan Yige didn't give up and immediately launched various attacks, trying to entice Zi Yue to call him "brother". In terms of age, Fan Yi was indeed qualified to be called "brother" by Zi Yue, but the former little brat was also proud and arrogant, how could he be so easily called by someone? Fan Yige wasted a lot of words, but ultimately got nothing, which drove him crazy.

  In the midst of their quarrel, the car had already entered the city. The two little bears also forgot about their argument and leaned against the window to look at the scenery outside.

  Zi Yue was out in the outside world for the first time, everything before his eyes was very new to him, and a pair of eyes were not enough.

  Fan Yige actually didn't go out much, although he pretended to be experienced in front of Zi Yue, but his lively eyes kept glancing outside the car, rolling around and revealing his inner self completely. After all, a child is still a child, and their nature is hard to change.

  Looking at the modernized metropolis in front of him, Li Mang also couldn't help but feel a sense of sighs and emotions. However, after not going out for some time, he almost forgot about the era, every day was either the Flame Yellow Court or the Mountains and Seas Space, and this period of time once became a habit.

  "Where are you going?" The driver in the suit asked, he had slowed down the car on purpose, but couldn't just drive around aimlessly forever.

  "Xiao Yue, just say where you want to go, and I'll let you have your way today!" Fan Yige waved his hand grandly, exuding an air of authority.

  "...Zi Yue hesitated for a moment, originally wanting to continue ignoring him, but after all, he was young and extremely curious about some outside places, so he thought for a moment before saying: "I want to go to the amusement park!"

  "Pfft!" Fan Yige spat a mouthful of saliva onto his face.

  "Let's go to the playground!" Li Meng also said to the driver beside him, his tone affirmative and leaving no room for denial.

  "That's where kids play!" Fan Yige objected.

  "You're just a kid!" Li Meng shouted.

  "......" Fan Yige was speechless, he seemed to be only ten years old this year. He muttered a few sentences, but didn't object anymore.

  Still good from yesterday, right?