ouch where am I the last theng I remember is me in the emergency room for something

  woah who's that

  "hi"

  who are you?

  why are you an old man?

  "Heres your application for reincarnation."

  oh im dead

  hmm, let's see...

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  24 hours later...

  "you again"

  "your karma has been rated"

  "your species and class were automatically randomized"

  "the chance of beeing human is.000000980000001000001...."

  why did I die?

  "We killed you but for some reason, it took 17 strikes of lightning"

  I hate you guys!

  "goodbye"