"Okay it has been three days"
"And I have actually just been last hitting wounded guys everywhere here"
"Well i got to learn one thing though"
"That this was actually a "no man's land" area"
"And that a terrible war is occuring here and thousands of men fall never to see their families ever again"
"I wonder what their last thoughts were"
"I wonder if it was "please God if you are there, please delete my search history......"on every single thoughts of these guys"
"And their families be like "I hope he had life insurance", if there is life insurance here"
"Anyways for my stats!"
Character sheet:
Name: (Unknown)
Level: 14
Class: True being (Boss Monster)
Species: Metal slime
Hp: 4000
Hp regen: 8/second
Mp: 142 /214
Mp regen: 1.07/second
Strength: 62
Vitality: 80
Agility: 43
Dexterity: 121
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Intelligence: 107
Wisdom: 45
Skills
Passives: (Boss Monster),(Gunsmithing),(Energy manipulation),(Sonar)
Active: (Absorption),(Dissolve),(Spark),(Create railgun)
Title: (Rude Bastard),(Desperate idiot on a battlefield),(True idiot),(Gay Hentai)
"I wonder why they gave me the boss monster title"
"All I did was kill the dying idiots who thought becoming a soldier for honor was a good idea just to die in the battlefield a few days later"
"Anyways why can't i feel the ground"
(You have received "critical damage -218 hp")
"Derp"
"Okay which idiot thought that was a good idea!"
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7.... okay! 19 idiots thought poking me was a good idea!"
"Let's start with that guy who poked me!"
"Create railgun!"
"Fire"
(Splat!!!)
(You have dealt "critical damage 780 damage dealt")
(You have successfully slain the enemy)
"Fire!Fire!Fire!Fire!Fire"
(SPLAT!)
(SPLAT!)
(SPLAT!)
(SPLAT!)
(SPLAT!)
"Fuck it ill just blow it up"
"Maximuuum poweeeer!!!!"
"BOOOOM!!!!"
(You have recieved "Fatal and Critical damage -2162 hp)
(You have leveled up by 3 levels please check your stats)
(Unstable energy has been gained from spark)
(You have gained the title kamikaze)
"Meh I'll just shake it off"
"Oooh shiny"
"Looks like a crest or badge or something"
...
...
...
"Mine!"
"Mwahahaha this is what you get for poking my bod"
...
"Shit I'm stuck in a pit"
(Idiot)
"Meh"
"Anyways, Status!"
Character sheet:
Name: (Unknown)
Level: 17
Class: True being (Boss Monster)
Species: Metal slime
Hp: 1792/4550
Hp regen: 9.1/second
Mp: 9 /214
Mp regen: 1.23/second
Strength: 71
Vitality: 91
Agility: 49
Dexterity: 134
Intelligence: 123
Wisdom: 45
Skills
Passives: (Boss Monster),(Gunsmithing),(Energy manipulation),(Sonar)
Active: (Absorption),(Dissolve),(Spark),(Create railgun),(Unstable energy)
Title: (Rude Bastard),(Desperate idiot on a battlefield),(True idiot),(Gay Hentai),(Kamikaze)
"Wait why did I gain 3 levels in 2 minutes when it took me 3 days to gain 14 levels?"
(You have recieved the "Crest of royalty" from the corpse of "Prince Garuda of the Northern Plains")
"Meh"
"At least he was an exp bag"
-Meanwhile-
"Where is the prince? I thought he would be here for the peace treaty? (Some old dude)
"Your highness I apologise, for the prince has met his demise on his way here" (Other old dude)"
"Well isn't that better! They have no choice now but to have their king's daughter marry my son!"(Some old dude)
"I see sir I will make preperations for the wedding then"(Other old dude)
"Yes, you shall"(Other old dude)
