-Teressa-
Character sheet:
Name: (Teressa)
Level: 31
Class: Blade Dancer
Species: Human
Hp: 860/860
Hp regen: 0.43/second
Mp: 21/21
Mp regen: 0.021/second
Strength: 52
Vitality: 43
Agility: 72
Dexterity: 80
Intelligence: 42
Wisdom: 21
Skills
Passives: (Quick Step),(Sword Art Foundation)
Active: (Solid defense),(Power Boost),(Counter),(3 point stab),(Cripple)
Title: (Princess of the northern plains),(Iron Blossom),(Slave)
-Anne-
Character sheet:
Name: (Anne)
Level: 26
Class: High Guardian
Species: Human
Hp: 2160/2160
Hp regen: 0.63/second
Mp: 29.5/29.5
Mp regen: 0.059/second
Strength: 43
Vitality: 63
Agility: 32
Dexterity: 43
Intelligence: 59
Wisdom: 32
Skills
Passives: (Guardian's Constitution),(Iron skin),(MP regeneration)
Active: (Holy light),(Heal),(Shield block),(Cleanse),(Prayer)
Title: (General),(Legionnaire),(Pure heart),(Slave)
-Back to the story-
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"Fuck! How did this happen!"(Teressa)
"You lost that's how"
"Well I'm pretty sure this is the part where you violate us and work us to death"(Teressa)
"Oh yes I will"
"muwahahaahaha"
"Now let's get right to it!"
-Meanwhile-
"Prince Slyth, how do you plan on defeating the demon that has captured your soon to be bride?"(Beardy)
"Oh by surronding it and throwing these explosives and spamming poison magic unto it"(Slyth)
"Then when it's weakened I will face it and save my princess"(Slyth)
"For I price "Slyth Forren" has never failed and never will!"(Slyth)
-Back to the protagonist-
"Huff hufff"(Anne)
"Owie it hurtss alot..."(Teressa)
"Not even a heal or potion can help me recover from this"(Teressa)
"Don't worry we can get trough this"(Anne)
"I'm sorry Anne, I got you into this"(Teressa)
"It's alright"(Anne)
"You know I'll always stay with you"(Anne)
-Both crying-
'"Oh for fuck's sake! you idiots are only carrying 50 kilos stop being a pussy you pussies!"
"I'm carrying 1,500 kilos of metal and I'm not tired!"
(Most of it is part of your body you idiot!)
"Meh"
"That's because you are a fucking BOSS MONSTER that's why!!!"(Teressa)
"Fair point"
"But on the other side, you guys are my slaves so you have no jurisdiction"
"Muwahhahahahaha"
"Don't worry I'll carry half of yours princess"(Anne)
"Thanks Teressa but I'll carry my own, I wont burden you any more"(Teressa)
(RUMBLE...RUMBLE...)
(About 27 heavily armoured men and a cat in the distance)
"Wait what's that?"(Anne)
"There they are!"(Dude in the distance)
"Hey isn't that the....ummm..."(Teressa)
"That's the Forren empire's banner isn't it?"(Anne)
"Surround them!"(Dude who is closer now)
"Teressa I have come to rescue you!"(Slyth)
"If I wasn't in a desperate situation I would've never taken your offer"(Teressa)
"But as it stands now, As the princess of the northern plains i request your help"(Teressa)
"A wise choice indeed Teressa, a wise choice indeed"(Slyth)
"But how will you deal with the monster?"(Anne)
"By slaying it of course!"(Slyth)
"Men! Preapre for battle!"(Beardy)
~ooooh pretty butterfly~
(You are in combat)
"Wait whut?"
(BOOM)
(You have recieved 562 damage)
"Fuuuck!!! Ow!"
"I THINK!"
"Anyways (Create Railgun)!"
"(Rapid fire)!"
(BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! ~meow~ BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
(You have received 2 levels please check you status)
"Schweet!"
"I-Impossible what happened?"(Slyth)
"Why is there a creature like you!"(Slyth)
"Hmm forgot one"
"No matter I Slyth of the Forren empire shall!"(Slyth)
"Defeat you!"(Slyth)
"Fire"
(Bang)
"Fuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!"(Slyth)
"My nuuuuutsssssss!!!!!!"(Slyth)
"Oh my god!!!"(Teressa)
"Dont look your highness"(Anne)
"Ouch....ummm i may have fucked up...."
(Either way if he survives or not, he's dead anyways)
"Arrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh"(Slyth)
(Better put him out of his misery)
(Wait! Where are you guys going!)
"To bleach our eyes!"
"Come back here!"(Slyth)
"Max recovery potion!"(Slyth)
(Glug glug glug)
"I will get you next time!!!"(Slyth)
(Fun fact: Recovery potions don't recover lost body parts, it only closes the wounds)
(And that's how the first he-woman was born)
(Anyways go check your stats)
"Status!"
Character sheet:
Name: (Unknown)
Level: 20
Class: True being (Boss Monster)
Species: Metal slime
Hp: 4217/5600
Hp regen: 11.2/second
Mp: 98 /296
Mp regen: 1.48/second
Strength: 87
Vitality: 112
Agility: 67
Dexterity: 156
Intelligence: 148
Wisdom: 56
Skills
Passives: (Boss Monster),(Gunsmithing),(Energy manipulation),(Sonar)
Active: (Absorption),(Dissolve),(Spark),(Create railgun),(Unstable energy),(Taunt),(Screech),(Rapid fire)
Title: (Rude Bastard),(Desperate idiot on a battlefield),(True idiot),(Gay Hentai),(Kamikaze),(Creator of an abomination)
"Moar power"
"Huehuehuehuehue"
"Anyways you may now feed me the metal"
"Finally!"(Teressa & Anne)
"Omnomnomnomnom"
"Okay let's rest for now"
"Thank god"(Teressa")
(6 hours later)
"We are on a trip to slay the demon lord, guys!"(Hero-like dude)
"I'm pretty sure if we believe in ourselves we can defeat him!"(Cleric)
"Do not worry, Hiro we will always stick together no matter what!"(Guardian)
"Ye-Yes im pretty sure we can, beat him if we are always friends"(Loli mage)
"Yeah after all, we were transported here to save the world!"(Hiro)
"Yeah all four of us will prevail!"(Hero party)
"Oh for fuck's sake shut up!"
"(Unstable energy!!!)"
(BOOOOOOM!!!)
(You have received the title "hero slayer")
"Fucking hikers"
"I'm trying to sleep here!"
"What was that?"(Anne)
"Mnnnnn...Go back to sleep Anne"(Teressa)
"Mnnn... Okay..."(Anne)
(Zzzzzzzzzz)
-Meanwhile at the MC's house-
"Parteeeeeey!!!"(Asshole)
"Whooop!Whooop!"(More fucking assholes)
(Why do i have the feeling that the girls are lesbians?)
(And also he forgot about the creator of an abomination)
(Also since the heroes are so weak no lvl up yet)
