''So...White what will you do in the eventual zombie apocalypse?''

  [Use you as bait...now go away]

  ''No, I mean like what weapon would you use?''

  [Your corpse...]

  ''Friends?''

  [None.]

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  ''Vehicle?''

  [Walk.]

  ''Base?''

  [Nowhere...now go away?]

  ''Thing you'd save first?''

  [My PC...]

  ''How would you kill your first zombie?''

  [Push your fatass on it...]

  ''That's mean D:''

  [I know.]

  ''You're mean.''

  [I know, now go away before I actually do push you into a zombie]

  ''But there are no zombies...''

  [Not yet....but I promise you that I'll find a way soon...]

  ''WHAT!!??''

  [Oh you see I'm part of a super secret government group called.......Zombie science team.....now that I told you I'll have to kill you]

  ''Kill me!''

  [Yep...better start running]

  ''AAAAAAAAAH''

  Red runs away.

  [Fucking idiot...-sigh-]

  White goes back to reading with a small smirk on his face.