''So White what's your favorite cartoon?''

  [Trying..]

  ''Trying?''

  [I'm trying....to...]

  ''To what?''

  [I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP NOW GO AWAY!!!]

  ''AAAH!!''

  [GET OUT!!!]

  ''TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON!!!''

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  [-sigh- Tell me yours first]

  ''TELL M........oh it's G*avity f*lls''

  [Wooooooow that's suuuuuuch a good cartoon....]

  ''I know ri......are you being sarcastic?''

  [Oh god it's learning!]

  ''Stop that!''

  [The monstrosity has learnt how to speak!]

  ''Just tell me and I'll leave you alone''

  [Nope, this is actually getting kind of fun!]

  ''Really? is talking to me fun?! :D''

  [No...but insulting you is :|]

  ''Okay fuck you...just tell me''

  [I don't want to...]

  ''TELL ME OR I'M GONNA RIP THOSE BANDAGES OFF YOUR FACE AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN AVOCADO HATE FUCKED ANOTHER AVOCADO!!!!!''

  [Jesus fucking christ Red what's up with you today!!??]

  ''WHY DON'T YOU....-sigh- sorry about that......I've been having anger issues lately...so why don't you just tell me!?''

  [Okay....it's.....I can't believe that I'm saying this...]

  ''What is it!?''

  [S*even U*iverse...]

  ''pfft.....Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! :D''

  [....Fuck you]

  (The End)