''Hey, White!''

  [What?]

  ''What's your favorite manga?''

  [.......go away.......]

  ''Tell me''

  [I'm trying to sleep]

  ''It's fucking twelve in the afternoon...how are you still trying to sleep?''

  [Just go away!!!]

  ''Make me.''

  [Okay!]

  White walked up to Red and repeatedly punched him in the face.

  ''Ow OW!!! OW OW OW!!! OKAY I'LL GO!!!''

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  Red left White's room in pain.

  ---Twelve hours later---

  ''WAKE UP!!!''

  [GAH!!!]

  ''YOU'VE HAD A LONG ENOUGH SLEEP NOW TELL ME WHAT YOUR FAVORITE MANGA IS!!!????''

  [JESUS FUCK!!! YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE THE NEIGHBOURS!!!]

  ''NO WE WON'T!!!''

  ''SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!'' (Neighbour)

  [YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!]

  ''YEAH!!!''

  White and Red have extreme looks of anger on their faces until they hear knocking on their door and the landlord telling them and the neighbour.

  ''ALL THREE OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M GOING TO EVICT YOU ALL IMMEDIATELY!!!'' (Landlord)

  ''SORRY!!!''

  [SORRY!!!]

  ''SORRY!!!'' (Neighbour)

  ''GOOD!!!!'' (Landlord)

  Red looked at White and whispered.

  ''Tell me your favorite manga...that hasn't been made into an anime...mine's called d*ubt''

  [FINE!!!......oh shit]

  ''WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!'' (Landlord)

  [uh...uh....IT WAS RED!!!]

  ''DUDE FUCK YOU!!!''

  ''ALRIGHT EVICTED!!! YOU'RE BOTH LEAVING WITHIN A WEEK ALRIGHT!!??'' (Landlord)

  [FUCK!!!.....ALRIGHT!!!]

  ''This is all your fault''

  White looked at Red and grabbed him by the neck and started bashing him and then he grabbed his head and smashed it against a counter multiple times.

  ''AAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HELP *CRASH* ME!!! *CRASH* PLEEEASHE!!! *CRASH* IT HURTHS!!!''

  Then White dropped Red to the floor and said.

  [S*icide island...now...goodnight because we have some packing to do BECAUSE OF YOU!!!]

  ''*whimper*''

  (The End)

  The next day

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