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Ch 2: Why is my life so typical?

  Herlgard,Triko Plains

  A demon with his blood-covered steel plate armor,sigh and falls to the ground.

  "Finally, geez that was hard."(Unknown Demon)

  "Well done Chris,your hard work finally paid off."(???)

  "Shut up,Invalid, and stop calling me by my real name.When in-game you call me Maybe."(Maybe)

  "Fine,so what did you get?Bet you can't beat this Claetrax anyway."(Invalid)

  "P-poseidon's Trident?!"(Invalid)

  "Who's laughing now,Mr.Claetrax Wielder?"(Maybe}

  Meanwhile~~

  Sraka,??? Beach

  I literally just can't stop fishing the moment I got the fishing rod.Well,fishing is actually my hobby when I am not playing games. Impressively, without any other bait except for corns,I managed to catch 57 common fishes,14 uncommon fishes,3 rare fishes,and a sealed book.

  The game is pretty balanced, by not allowing player to get any basic skill without having a job.The main job is usually filled with battle-oriented jobs while the side job is filled with production-oriented or hobby related jobs.

  Here's my status now:

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  And this happened.

  A shiver crawled up my spine which turned into laughter.

  (Do they even know that the only reason why I still want to live is to play games,watch anime,film,and TV,and reading novels and comics.I don't care about my body,I mean I've been only eating pizza and french fries for years.Now I can do all that without needing to clean my room or do my business or eat or even sleep.I can play 24/7!)

  And with that,I fainted from the teleportation

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  Clank!Clank!Clank!

  A horde of heavily armored knights ran through the halls.

  "Subdue the intruder!Prepare for any counter attacks!"(???)

  A voice rang through the halls starting from the white bearded dwarf that seems to be their general.

  "Kyaa...!"(???)

  A maid was pushed away by one of the knights.

  BAAAMM!

  A door was brutally breached,it crashed to the other side of the wall.

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  Cabila Palace,Throne Room

  "My king,I have successfully captured the intruder."(Dwarf General)

  "Great work,Rocker.But it is thanks to me that he is captured."(???)

  "Let me go!Hey you! Yes you freaking king!Tell them to release me!I did nothing wrong!"(Falcron)

  "How dare you talk like that to the king of.."(Rocker)

  "Shut up you old dwarf!I'm talking to the Great King of Bullshit!"(Falcron)

  "Release him,I feel no threat from him."(King)

  "No threat?My king,this insolent bastard has done lesse majeste to you!"(Rocker)

  "Sure he's bad-mouthed,but he's mostly harmless."(King)

  "Can anyone tell me WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!"(Falcron)

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