Chapter Fourteen: Also an Actor
Actually, since the birth of film, what makes a movie good or bad is not how the director waves a simple handheld camera around, nor how exciting the scriptwriter's lines are, nor how beautifully and magnificently the scenes are set up. It's about whether the female lead in this movie is decent, has enough flavor, and can make men watch with great interest.
Of course, these are just the views of outsiders.
Yi Feiyang is well aware that no matter what type of movie it is, whether or not it can ultimately attract audiences and make them buy into it depends on how good the script is.
Script, script, one script!
As the world's most outstanding AV-producing country, Japan made this point clear with a miraculous film in the 1980s. That year, the Japanese AV industry, which had inspired countless people, gave birth to the best-selling adult video of all time - "The Laundry Shop's A-ken". The sales were said to be 130,000 copies, which means that if you stacked up these boxes, you could build three Tiananmen Gates! The fundamental reason for this miracle was that the script of this film was extremely powerful, making people unable to look away.
Now, Yì Fēi Yáng's high demands on the script of this play are just hoping that what he writes is not only a low-level underground film, but also a strong narrative erotic film. Unfortunately, his efforts were in vain, because these guys are all rough men and vulgar people!
Elegant but incomprehensible.
A little leakage reveals the low level!
Forget it, Yifei Yang has completely lost the heart to tell stories. He reminded director Bill: "I've finished, you can start now!"
Rabbit Bill had been waiting impatiently for a while, picked up his handheld camera and shouted: "Everyone get ready, start shooting!"
The blue beach backdrop was shaking, with the big wind blower blowing behind it, making the waves on the entire backdrop seem to come alive, one wave after another.
The light shines on the center of the field.
Wearing strange clothes, a group of monsters appeared on stage.
Fat Jack wore a pirate hat and dressed up as a one-eyed captain to lead the singing of the theme song. Big Bird, Elmo and others sang along on the side...
Captain: Are you ready, kids?
Boy: Aye, Captain.
Captain: Speak louder.
Aye, Captain!
Captain: Oh oh oh~~~, who lives in the big pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob!
Captain: Square yellow stretch freely
SpongeBob!
Captain: If exploring everywhere is your wish
SpongeBob!
……
Bill tightly held the camera to shoot Chubby Jack who was singing loudly from all angles until he finished the theme song, then Big Bird Lucci came on stage.
Only to see the big bird Ruchi dressed in cartoon style, dressed as SpongeBob SquarePants, wearing square pants with a yellow sponge, having two cute buck teeth, jumping out, twisting his hips, and first doing a segment of American pop king Michael Jackson's moonwalk, then bending down, lightning dance pulling steel wire, getting up again and doing another segment of lightning dance wiping glass...
At this time, Natasha, dressed as a sexy little squirrel Sandy, came on stage with an aquarium on her head...
The story begins with SpongeBob finishing his dance, still feeling depressed. He turns to his best friend Sandy and says, "Oh no, I haven't been happy for a while now, Sandy, help me!"
Sandy: "As friends, of course, what do you want me to do?"
SpongeBob: "It's simple, can you just make me happy?"
Sandy: "How was it?"
SpongeBob: "I'm ready!"
One hand protects the back of the head, one hand protects the groin, then makes a Michael Jackson-style hip swivel.
Sandy: "No way, I'm too shy."
SpongeBob: "Don't worry, come on! I'm ready!"
……
"Cut!" Suddenly, Yi Feiyang shouted loudly beside Director Bill.
Director Bill rolled his eyes, he himself was a director, and had never seen a screenwriter who also directed and was so awesome.
Yi Feiyang couldn't care less about these things, and shouted at the actors: "Your expressions! And your tone of voice, all wrong! Too stiff, not a bit of acting feeling, like children playing house! Damn it, I'm going crazy!"
Big bird Lu Qi touched the back of his head, "No, director, we used to perform like this!"
Natasha nodded: "Yes, and then started taking off her clothes!"
"Remember!" Yi Feiyang suddenly jumped up and stood on the chair, looking down at these people from high above. "I don't care what you used to shoot or how you see yourselves, in my eyes, you are all actors! Real actors!"
"Could...we be?" whispered Lucci and Natasha.
All along, they have been living at the bottom of the entertainment industry, despised and looked down upon by others. They never thought of themselves as actors, to put it bluntly, they were just selling their bodies in disguise. But now, Yi Feiyang's words struck them like thunder.
"Unless you yourselves look down on yourselves, thinking that you are only suited to making such films, in which case I have nothing to say!" Yì Fēi Yáng said loudly. "What is an actor? No matter what kind of role it is, one must strive to act it well! In my eyes, this is what it means to be an actor!"
"Yes, we are actors!" exclaimed Da Niao Lu Ji suddenly, "We're not just extras! We have acting skills too! And we can play our roles well! Comrades, don't you agree?!" said Da Niao Lu Ji.
"Yes!" Natasha and others replied in unison. At that moment, everyone's heart suddenly ignited with a flame, a kind of inexplicable hope was lit by Yifei Yang.
We are actors!
Although we shot AV!
We are actors!
Although our play is not allowed to be seen!
We are actors!
Even without applause, we will never give up hope!
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