Chapter 140: Beauty or Pregnancy?

  I'm really getting annoyed.

  Wu Yuan covered his own head and said in a tone of headache.

  Throughout history, it has been easiest to be a foolish ruler. The treacherous officials surrounding him will use various methods to flatter the king until he is in a state of blissful ignorance.

  But to be a wise ruler? All sorts of annoying things will come to mind. Tang Taizong, hmm, Wu Yuan is not talking about his own father-in-law Li Shimin, but another Li Shimin, he wants to be a wise ruler, so all sorts of loyal ministers come to him to show off their experience.

  Wei Zheng once saw Li Shimin playing with a bird, so he came to the emperor's presence and advised him not to indulge in frivolous amusements. This advice lasted for half a day until the bird in Li Shimin's sleeve was suffocated to death before he left satisfied.

  Look, this is the price of being a wise ruler. Now Wu Yuan is in the Daughter Country, even if he wants to be a foolish ruler, he can't - the women of the Daughter Country are like crystal clear glass, once they find something wrong, they will immediately start advising.

  After everyone discovered Wu Yuan and Song Jiayu's intimate behavior, all kinds of advice came flooding in like a tidal wave.

  The beautifully written, tens of thousands of words of persuasion were photographed by Wu Yuan and would be a classic work for criticizing homosexuality in the Tang Empire. However, the overwhelming memorials that followed left Wu Yuan speechless, as these girls updated too quickly.

  Straight-shooting and straightforward, they blocked the entrance of Wu Yuan and Song Jiayu's home. As soon as the two appeared, they began to persuade them with various methods, which were extremely annoying.

  Alright, Wu Yuan and Song Jiayu won't go out anymore. The world of two people in the room is not bad either. Only those who have obtained Song Jiayu's permission can come in to report the situation.

  What's the result?

  Just now, Finance Minister Kuang Shibao came in and discussed numbers with Song Jiayu. Suddenly, he made a mistake and calculated 1 + 1 as equal to 3.

  Wu Yuan pointed out the mistake, then Kuang Shibobo actually used a sentence: since one plus one cannot equal three, why are you, Wu Niang, so stubborn about this taboo and unconventional emotion?

  Okay. Wu Yuan was suddenly stunned, this kind of head-on blow, spiritual chicken soup and sudden enlightenment advice made him deeply shocked. He, who was good at teaching others, looked at the righteous and beautiful Finance Minister, and could only shake his head, indicating that he hadn't heard it in his ears.

  "What's wrong, can't take it anymore?"

  After Kuang Shi Bo left the room, Song Jia Yu looked at Wu Yuan with a hint of a smile.

  "Of course. We call this kind of persuasion 'soul chicken soup' or 'a slap on the head'. The problem is, I've had too much of that soul chicken soup and slaps on the head these days. Almost everyone who sees me will indirectly persuade me, just like that old man Xu, standing next to me, waving his hand in the air, wanting me to ask, why can't a slap make a sound? Ah, right, I forgot, they don't have that part."

  Alas, Wu Yuan finally understood the immense social pressure homosexuals face. Everyone looked at him with colored glasses and tried to persuade him. The problem is, I'm not gay, nor am I a lily.

  "I've said it before, killing a chicken to scare the monkey is the way to go. Just like earlier, didn't I just give you an opportunity?"

  "Opportunity?"

  Wu Yuan was somewhat puzzled by what Song Jiayu wanted to say.

  "I just threw the file on the ground, and when she turned around to pick it up, that was a great opportunity. You should have pounced on her, just like last night when it was just the two of us, and taken care of her right then and there. That way, you see if she'd still dare to nag. Shibō is elegant and refined, but also likes to put on airs, so she deserves a good punishment. You don't know how many times I've been annoyed by her in the past..."

  "I must have been out of my mind to eat that weed, if I really did it, there would be ten times more people advising me than before!"

  Wu Yuan rolled his eyes and didn't fall for Song Jia's trick. Why did the foolish ruler have fewer people advising him, while the wise ruler had many people trying to curry favor with him? It was because the wise ruler hoped that someone would try to curry favor with him, so he could gain a good reputation. Just like how Emperor Taizong of Tang was repeatedly offended by Wei Zheng, and got very angry, but if the historians didn't record these events, Li Shimin would be even angrier.

  And he, if he really did get rid of Kuang Shi Bo, would soon have a story circulating about how Kuang Shi Bo had spoken out bluntly and been repeatedly offended by Wu Yuan, yet she persisted in her daily remonstrances, even after being beaten on the buttocks by Wu Yuan, limping along as she walked, but never giving up her personal convictions.

  Alright, Wu Yuanchai didn't want to get into this kind of trouble.

  "Really not moved? Wu brother, your temperament is really too good. Xu Lao's behavior yesterday made me angry. What a slap in the face doesn't make a sound. You just need to pull her into your arms and spank her butt hard, she'll definitely understand what it means to be slapped around. Alas, she's a well-known opposition leader among the elders. If we can pull her over, our future actions will be much more convenient."

  "Good fish!"

  Wu Yuan grasped Song Jiayu's ear and pinched it hard.

  "Don't be like this, okay? I know you want to bother them, but don't drag me into it, okay? I'm very busy now and have no time for such troubles!"

  "Not good, Wu brother, you really think I'm idle and have nothing to do, so I let you get in touch with those sluts one after another? Your troubles are just beginning. We must gain the support of some of the elders to ensure your safety."

  "What's wrong?"

  Wu Yuan was somewhat disdainful, he didn't believe Song Jia Yu's words at all. Nowadays in the mountain villa, there were guards everywhere, not even a mosquito could fly in, so who else could come and snatch him away?

  "Is this right, Wu brother, are you interested in getting pregnant?"

  "Pregnant?"

  This sudden turn of events made Wu Yuan's whole person look stunned and bewildered. How could it be? He was a man, how could he possibly be pregnant?

  "Wu, little brother, I told you before that in our world, when girls want to have children, they go to the Mother River and drink its water."

  "I knew at that time, if I wanted to cheat her, I could just secretly add water from the Zi Mu River to her tea."

  "Yes, so it's strictly forbidden to use this method to fool people, and with some restrictions in place, that's why there hasn't been a big problem."

  Song Jiayu let out a long sigh, "Girls who want to have children must choose a specific time period to drink the water from the Mother River. Moreover, once the water of the Mother River leaves its source, it can only maintain its potency for one day at most. After that, even if you drink it, it won't work."

  "So that's why evaporation and precipitation haven't led to widespread pregnancy."

  Wu Yuan nodded, and suddenly he remembered a very terrifying thing.

  "Could it be that those elders are considering letting me get pregnant and give birth to a daughter?"

  "Right, Wu Meiniang, Wu Guniang, are you interested in getting pregnant? Don't worry about the vitality of the river water, the elders' feet move quickly, and it's no problem to rush a thousand miles in one day and night. Perhaps someone has already prepared for you to get pregnant."

  As they spoke, Song Jiayu smiled and looked at Wu Yuan with a smile.

  If someone finds a precious animal in the wild, after taking good care of it, the first thing to do is to find a mate for it, so that this species can continue. As for Wu Yuan, since he has acquired independent thinking ability, he certainly belongs to a super rare breed. While protecting this breed, we must think of ways to make this breed thrive better, which is something the Council of Elders must do.

  But at this time, even if Song Jiayu opposed it again and again, it would be ineffective. After all, just because the animal administrator thought that the giant panda was still a virgin, they couldn't not give her artificial insemination, could they?

  Wu Yuan, who was still very tough and arrogant, became completely subdued after hearing this threat.

  He's a man, how could he be pregnant... But thinking of Tang Monk and the chubby Zhu Bajie, Wu Yuan felt a chill run down his spine.

  Pregnancy... Just thinking about two months later, he returned to Earth with a big belly, and the whole world was in an uproar. He felt that life had no bright colors. At that time, would it be a cesarean section or a normal delivery?

  "Does boiling water prevent pregnancy?"

  Wu Yuan asked in a low voice, he decided from now on, absolutely no more disorderly drinking and eating.

  "Of course... it's not possible. Our country has been intentionally controlling the population since over a hundred years ago, and an ordinary girl is only allowed to get pregnant at most three times in her lifetime, while nobles can have several more. My mother was able to give birth to us after drinking from the River of Seven Pregnancies seven times, and she received such treatment because she had a lot of spiritual energy."

  "Wu Yuan, and you, are more creative than all of us, so don't worry, the decision to force you to have more babies will be passed soon, at that time, maybe every year you'll have to give birth to a baby, and babies will become hot commodities..."

  Song Jiayu laughed and laughed, her waist couldn't straighten up, while Wu Yuan listened, only constantly rolling his eyes.

  "Do you think those elderly women, who have been watching us lovingly these days, really don't do anything? No, they've already sent someone to fetch water from the Mother River. We have an old saying here: only a mother with children is a real woman, and she becomes mature."

  They can't change you and me now, but after we get pregnant, won't we still be affectionate with each other? And after having children, shouldn't the two mothers maintain their own image properly? Are they still going to be together? At that time, they think we will definitely change - don't glare at me, my child, it must be yours, and your child, who knows whose it is, should I be sad, not you?

  "......Alright, Jiayu, what do you want me to do?"

  "It's simple, my sister is coming soon, Master, help me gather a few maids, I want to see them crawling in front of me, bowing their heads and surrendering. Then they'll listen to me obediently, let's conquer the world together, that way you won't have any worries."

  "Get out!"

  At this moment, Wu Yuan was really in tears.