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  On a spring evening, it's neither cold nor hot, making it perfect for drinking tea and chatting. Sitting inside the Qinghe Teahouse by the river, sipping tea while facing the wind, is quite delightful.

  Qinghe Teahouse is always crowded with customers, and the parking lot in front of the door is almost full. The business is booming.

  Xiang Tianliang didn't let the waiter lead the way, he had been here a few times before and could find the door to room 301.

  He knocked on the door several times.

  "Please come in." The girl replied sweetly.

  As soon as I thought of the seven fairy maidens' beautiful faces and figures, I felt a slight feverishness in my body towards dawn. I stretched out my hand and pushed open the door of room 301.

  What's going on? Why is the light turned off?

  No good, I've been cheated again, this was Tian Liang's first thought, unfortunately, he still reacted too slowly.

  "Hmm."

  A plastic basin fell from the sky and landed on Xiang Tianliang's head. After shaking it off, it fell to the ground.

  Suddenly, Xiang Tianliang felt that his eyes were filled with a powdery substance, followed by his nose, ears and mouth.

  Flour made him into a snowman.

  A man cannot step into the same river twice, but he has already forgotten how many times he has been poisoned by the Seven Fairies. The method is similar, but it always makes him miserable and unable to laugh or cry.

  There are differences, before it was cold water, mud and chalk powder, now with the times, flour is used as a weapon.

  Alas, there's no way out, humans can't win against "gods" after all.

  With a "ding", the light turned on.

  "Heh heh..."

  "Congratulations on winning the prize."

  "Hehe......"

  "Towards Tian Liang, how can you still be so stupid?"

  There are seven girls dressed up in the house, who are laughing together at this moment.

  It was the seven fairies of Bin Hai Middle School's high school class 3 (1) back then, Xie Na was the leader, Da He Ma was the vanguard, and Zeng Rang let Xiang Tian Liang suffer a lot.

  Towards the bright sky or as in the past, eating losses is a blessing, foolishly standing there, he estimated that at this time, Xie Na should come out to be a good person.

  Sure, here is the translation:

  As expected, Xie Na got up and walked over, her face full of apology.

  "Good morning, sorry about that." While helping Tian Liang remove his powder and clothes.

  "It's okay, it's okay."

  No one looked up at the sky, as if nothing had happened. He took off his windbreaker and threw it to the ground, dusting off the flour on his body, and sat down in front of the tea table.

  "Hehe, it's dawn, you're still so silly."

  The speaker was a tall girl with a pretty face, about 1.8 meters tall, with long hands and feet, who asked questions while drinking, and reached out to pat Tianliang's occipital bone with one hand.

  She is Dawei Ma, a former provincial basketball team player, who just returned from abroad.

  "Hippo, you've been abroad for a few years and have become so westernized."

  Ma Yunxia patted Xiang Tianliang's shoulder again and laughed loudly: "Xiang Tianliang, you toad, have you eaten swan meat in these years?"

  "Hehe, no way, I've said it before, this old toad can only think about swan meat."

  Ma Yunxia smiled and asked: "Xie Na, this swan is right next to you, can't you take the initiative and make a move first?"

  Xie Na's face turned red as soon as she sat down, "Yun Xia, what are you talking about?"

  He glanced at Xie Na with a sly smile and said, "I'd like to take a bite, but Xie Na's dad is the director of the Municipal Public Security Bureau. I wouldn't dare even if I had ten times the courage."

  "Heh heh, what about these few?" Ma Yunxia pointed at a row of female classmates and asked with a smile.

  "Alas, time flies like an arrow, and the days and months pass like a shuttle. I'm afraid it's already too late, and she must have been taken by someone else." Xiang Tianliang wore a bitter expression on his face, helplessly spreading out his hands.

  Ma Yunxia smiled and said, "Let me tell you, they are all famous flowers without owners. Tonight, I called you over to solve the personal problems of this toad, you take a good look, if you like it, I, Ma He, will be the master."

  "Oh, is that so? Then I'll have to take a closer look." Xiang Tianliang smiled and turned around, rubbing his hands together as he muttered to himself, "The Party Central's family planning policy is really good, if it weren't for that, all of you sisters would already have children by the dozen, where would I even have a chance? Now it's great, one family planning policy has turned all of you into old maidens."

  Quiet and elegant, refined and beautiful is the third of the Seven Fairy Sisters, Zhang Lihong. She was the study committee member back then, graduated from Dongjiang University's Foreign Language Department, and now teaches English at Bin Hai Middle School. She is one year older than Xiang Tianliang, and didn't bully him much when they were in school. She is also the only one among the Seven Fairy Sisters who has never been given a nickname by Xiang Tianliang.

  "Zhang Jie, haven't you found your other half yet?" Xiang Tianliang didn't care what others thought, holding Zhang Lihong's hand for a long time without letting go.

  "It's daytime, and your mouth is still so poor." Zhang Lihong smiled.

  "Hehe, Zhang Jie, you can't forget about me now, I've basically registered with you!"

  "Then go line up at my place."

  Sitting next to Zhang Lihong was Qiao Rui, a former classmate of Xiang Tianliang's since middle school, the fourth of the Seven Fairies, who had graduated from junior college and was now a pharmacist at Binhai County People's Hospital. She was still as plump as ever, and when they were desk mates, Xiang Tianliang had given her the nickname "Fatty Hai", always complaining that she took up too much space on the desk.

  "Qiao Rui, you're a pharmacist, can't you just take some weight loss pills?"

  "Smelly Tian Liang, you're making fun of me again!" Qiao Dai stretched out her hand and slapped Tian Liang.

  "Never mind, fat people are blessed, I just like chubby women. If you don't mind that I'm a bit old-fashioned, would you be willing to go out with me?"

  "Pshaw! If all the men in the world were dead, I still wouldn't marry you!"

  "Alas, it's all over. Fatty Hai, we're tablemates, after all. As the saying goes, 'one day as tablemates is a hundred days of kindness.' You're too heartless."

  The girls all burst out laughing.

  Sitting opposite was a pair of twin sisters, Chen Nan and Chen Bei. They both took the vocational school entrance exam in high school and graduated two years ago. Chen Nan is an accountant at a bank, while Chen Bei is a clerk at a court. The two look identical, beautiful and charming. When they were in school, they were mischievous and often got into trouble, causing their deskmate Tianliang to suffer. They are the fifth and sixth of the "Seven Fairy Sisters" and are nicknamed "Pipa Jing" (Lute Spirit) and "Zhizhu Jing" (Spider Spirit) by Tianliang.

  "Two sisters, if Fat Hai doesn't marry me, you should take care of me, shouldn't you?"

  "Great, then I'll wait for you to come to my house and propose."

  Chen Bei also smiled, "Don't forget about me."

  "Alright, alright, I'll get my dad to build another room and marry both of you sisters off at the same time. Chen Nan can live in the south house and Chen Bei can live in the north house, what do you think?"

  The girls were laughing and smiling one after another.

  "Get out of here! You must be dreaming!" The two sisters chimed in unison.

  "You think that I want to bring both Pipa Jing and Spider Jing back home together? Would my family still have a peaceful life then?"

  Sitting next to Dahe Maha, Yang Xiaoxia is the seventh fairy, Yang Xiaodan. She looks delicate and lovely, sweet and cute. Due to her short stature, she was given a nickname by Xiang Tianliang - Little Dot. She didn't get into college, so she became a kindergarten teacher, and now she's the boss of the kindergarten.

  "Xiao Buzhi, they are blind to good things, but you can always spot treasures."

  "When day breaks, I'm not worthy of you."

  "Who says we don't match? I think we're quite a good match. As long as you can have sons, we'll be the best match under heaven."

  "Hehe... You're still so cute in the morning."

  Xiang Tianliang's heart was delighted, the Seven Fairy Maidens had arrived in the mortal world, if each of them were thinking of love, it would be wonderful.

  Ma Yunxia pushed him towards Tian Liang, smiling and saying: "Toad, I'll tell you the truth, they've all been taken by others long ago, so give up early."

  "No, it can't be."

  "If I cheat you, I'm not human."

  "Go away, you're a big river horse, and weren't human to begin with."

  "Toad, how dare you speak like that!" Ma Yunxia gave Xiang Tianliang a punch.

  Xiang Tianliang suppressed a smile and asked Xie Na beside him, "Is what Dahe Ma said true?"

  Xie Na nodded and said: "Yes, Zhang Jie is about to get married."

  "Towards the sky, it seemed like a leak of air," "Nothing to do with me, why did you women gather and call me over to bully me?"

  Xie Na said, "Ma Yunxia returned to China this time and is not planning to go out again. She wants to develop her career in the country. She and her sisters came to Qinghe to see me, and when they heard that you were also working in Qinghe, they invited you to join."

  "Heh heh, and then you want this ugly toad to eat your swan, right?"

  Xie Na's face turned red and she stopped talking.

  Ma Yunxia shouted: "Xiang Tianliang, what are you thinking?"

  "Hey, Dahe Ma, mind your own business. My affairs with Xie Na are none of your concern." He thought to himself that nothing had even started yet, and if Dahe Ma were to intervene, it would only lead to unnecessary trouble.

  "Hey, you're still putting on a sour face, are you looking for more trouble?" Ma Yunxia said with a slap on the table.

  "Hippopotamus, I'm too lazy to chat with you." Xiang Tianliang stood up and said with a smile: "Everyone, old classmates, I still have something to do, so I'll take my leave first... ***, today it's like being bitten by a pack of wolves again, haha."

  "Toad, who are you cursing?" Ma Yunxia shouted.

  "Scolding is just you, Big River Horse." Turning back to Tian Liang, looking at Ma Yunxia with a smile.

  "Toad, you're asking for a beating."

  As she spoke, Ma Yunxia's hand also moved, and with a loud crash, she punched Tian Liang's abdomen.

  "Hey, Hippopotamus, you're really ruthless..."

  Xiang Tianliang shouted into Ma Yunxia's mouth, covering his stomach, and his body fell onto her lap.

  Not only that, after he fell into the arms of the big river horse, he also grabbed and danced with both hands, and in a few strokes, he touched the chest of the big river horse enough.

  All the women burst out laughing.

  The hippopotamus was left with a big red face, "Toward the bright sky, toad, you're playing tricks..."

  She wanted to push Tian Liang away, but he exerted force in the dark, pinning her down tightly. One of his hands also secretly grabbed onto her chest, making it impossible for her to move at all.

  Under everyone's watchful eyes, Xiang Tianliang unexpectedly teased Dahe Ma, leaving the Seven Fairy Sisters caught off guard. Previously, they had always bullied him, but who would have thought that he would come up with such a move?

  "Let me go, Tian Liang!" Da He Ma said in a low voice, his face red with embarrassment.

  "Heh heh, what did you say? I didn't hear it," Tian Liang said.

  "Let me go, Tian Liang!" Da He Ma finally spoke up in a loud voice.

  Laughing towards the bright sky, she moved her body to the side and opened up.