We've been standing here for a while now waiting for Tim to wake up. According to the skeleton the bonesy was it where in hell so he's not going to die but it'll take a while for him to bounce back. It's been almost 4 hours. I'm tempted to kick him eventually. He twitches and starts to respond to life again. If we are alive can you be alive and hell that's beside the point while he's recovering, I'm having a better look around. We're standing on an island Mass amongst the Sea of lava. There looks to be other massages of rocks in the distance, but you can't really make out anything from where we're at behind me is a castle which reeks of sulfur blood and urine? That might have been Tim. If anything would definitely be him. Leave it to Tim to even ruin hell also Claire's being clear she keeps taunting the demon guards that are keeping watch at the entryway. I would feel bad about him but the way they give us a stink eye just pisses me off so much so that before I even knew it I pushed one of them into the lava pit according to bonesy nobody really dies in hell. So he'll probably be back depending on how long that takes. Oh well, according to him he was instructed by some big shot to bring specifically me here. The tag alongs were unexpected but not something he couldn't work with. Of course curiosity just piqued my interest if someone wants me down in hell. It' have to be one of the many people I either pissed off or I'm going to piss off depending on if hell has a past tense or present tense f*** or if it's all like one made kellinoscope of time, they're going to already think of a few people off of the top of my head. It could be my first grade teacher whose car I destroyed my second grade teacher whose marriage I ruined the librarian who's still mad at me because I wrote a Yelp review on how she criticizes other people's taste in books then proceeded to start a campaign to get her fired because people have a right to read what they want without being judged then proceeded to judge her interest in books. Good times. How much him sucks. We finally reach an entryway inside. He's a red-headed girl with horns wearing on purple dress, right? Interesting, choice not my first pick. Then again I don't wear dresses so maybe my opinions are skewed something I'll ask Claire about later The woman in question waiting for us is excited when she sees the skeleton showing up with us. She wasn't even surprised by the add-ons about how she'll be the next queen of hell and how she needs to be more powerful than her father in order to gain respect so that her mother will stop harassing her and forcing her to take lessons that she doesn't want. Cuz if she's powerful enough she doesn't have to take lessons because lessons suck and apparently in hell the strongest person has the most say so. She did some dinging around and found a few things. One being some rings which is supposed to make the two people who are wearing them very powerful by sharing each other's trays with them and then amplifying them by two bodies worth and then she proceeded to skim the book of hell for a well -known sinners with a fast track to hell the moment they die. Exceptions barbing on extreme cases and apparently I'm number one on the list. Don't know how I feel about that. Honored! Graciated concerned pick one cuz I can't anyways according to her she's got a deal for me. I take one ring. She takes the other we both put them on. We both become super powerful. I continue on my inevitable fact to hell with the power of a demon backing me as well as the magic to boot then she with my 's added power takes over hell then when I die she'll give me a cushy position as a trophy husband. Not sure about that last part, but unadulterated power does sound fun, which it did at the time and in future cases I've had plenty of fun using those powers. But of course there was a few things that you didn't research properly, which may or may not have complicated things like for instance, the one that happens just as I agreed as we both began taking our respective rings and putting them on. Claire of all people was giddy with joy over the exchanging of rings. Tim was adamant that it was a bad idea and was insisting that there should be a bit more information before it. I agreed to it do that. I scoffed at him. Showed the ring on my ring finger scoffed at him again and then proceeded to being golfed in an imaginable amount of pain, followed by a burning sensation on my head, a stretching sensation on my fingers and then a great amount of blackness for which I don't remember the rest of what they explained for at least half an hour.

  Claire here. Yeah I may or may not have borrowed Jim's diary. That's all what he was doing. Thought it could use some smoothie up. Maybe some information on things that she doesn't remember at the time. Oh like for instance the fact that when the ring was plopped on he started drawing long hair, red horns and somehow outclassed me and breast size that last one I'm a bit insulted by but that's water over the bridge or something like that. We're all friends here and I put jalapeno juice in his drink later on as thanks for that babe. It's after that he started acting. Very weird laughing being all aggressive. Starting to catch on fire boy. I just started to realize that he might not have been a guy anymore. There was a few clues that were starting to lean towards but I thought maybe it's just a weird magic voodoo thing that wears off so then after her hands started catching on fire. She proceeded to shoot the fire in several then Tim try to stop him saying it was all dangerous and fire hazards and all that. Then Jim started to chase him around left and right shooting fire at him. Tim was actually pretty athletic. He charged like three fireballs and only got his hair a little bit on fire. It was starting to look so fun that I joined in at some point man. I'm pretty sure I'd beat my last record for the running away from death course. The x games aren't going to get me next time anyways. At one point some guard started to show up. Apparently there was a commotion going on whatever that was about. They started to restrain Jim but Jim was fighting back. Then the guard started running away with Tim and me. Of course I was in the lead because I'm not going to lose to anyone. Ex-games I've got your number. Oh yeah and then the queen showed up she was really pretty. I mean like super model pretty. I guess female gym was like popstar pretty or mean girl pretty somewhere in between then she stopped Jim by knocking him unconscious and just restraining him with some weird magic thing. I think it was a rope or chain. I wasn't really paying attention. She gave me this. Really cool coloring book. Don't even know why she had her how she knew. I would love it but boy was it the best thing ever. I almost got the rhinoceros horn just right but yeah so there was some talks from what I heard it was all boring stuff. According to the queen those rings are stolen. Angel property or Los Angel property who cares it all ends up in the same place and that it has the magic to buy two people to eternal matrimony and that it only comes off when the two are married and that it does share power between future spouses and the amount of power that the two gained together is equivalent to their love, but also that the ring doesn't come off ever, which I feel like is super important. I would want to take off such an awesome rain. Oh yeah, it was like one of the things something that actually drew my attention in and made me laugh. Apparently the princess didn't know this, but the rings are assigned genders which are branded on the inside and she's somehow managed to mix up. The mail went in the female one. Jim got the male one and the princess or Prince. Oh look he's a prince it with everything that was going on. He looks okay. Like a guy who drives a sports car kind of okay. Where was I at the apparently messed it all up. The two did get powers and are now really dangerous but effectively they're engaged and nothing can probably be done about it. At least only the angel who made the thing knows if anything could be done about it. But the Queen had no obligation to fix it. But unfortunately Jen was not scheduled to die anytime soon so they had to return him to the living world. They of course tried to hide the changes but the best they could do was put some deception magic on him to hide the hole. He's a demon thing. Something about humans not needing to know where they go because it makes it more fun. The queen we should chill sometime. Anyways. The gender couldn't be disguised. The skeleton bonesie boney whatever his name was, has to come with us in order to help maintain the illusion so that Jim's whole being a demon thing does not get revealed. Apparently the gender thing is okay. Oh well. Good news is finally got that female friend. Mom's always bugging me to have she's going to be so proud of me this time I just know it.

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  Just found my diary. Don't know why Claire had it or why she had or felt the reason to write that. Frankly speaking, I'm tempted to cross it all out. Always up to no good. Well, it's actually good to know when actually went down, although frankly speaking I was awake for that other part The queen specifically said that she does not have the power to dispel the rings, nor does anyone she knows the rings were made by an Angel. Also, the prince is grounded and will be taking lessons now on how to become the next king of hell and I feel like she may or may not have hinted at me. Also having lessons as princess. Of course, I feel like there's no way she could fit that in during the time. I'm still alive. She'd have to sneak a whole army of demons out of hell just to make sure I got those lessons and I am not giving up my free time for something stupid as that. But yeah, apparently she can't have people finding out about hell because it's super bad and the angels will blame hell and it'll start a war. So yeah nothing good but she was nice enough to try and help me hide my changes. Of course all the items she had that helps disguise people couldn't fix the gender change because the magic on the ring prevents the sex of the bearer from being oppressed. Whatever that means. But also bonesy is now a part of the gang. I'm not looking forward to this year