I'm just gonna throw out some other options. There were no clear frontrunners on the last go round so I cooked up a few more.

  1. The sword is a bit short...

  2. Ah, the thousand eye stare...

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  3. Why do all these guys have perfect jawlines?

  4. Is that a sword? Or are you just happy to see Jenkins? /s

  5. This seems, extremely coherent. A bit grumpy, but hey, if you put on sixty pounds, you'd be grumpy too. Also, everything is center focused too which means when I crop the edges the good bits will be in focus.

  A slightly more focused poll. 2 votes.