Chapter 41: Don't Exceed Three Times!

  "Haha, Xiao Ge is you, what a coincidence!" Chen Chufan burst out laughing.

  "What a coincidence!" Xiao Ge replied with a sly smile.

  "The weather is also pretty good today!" Chen Chufan continued to talk nonsense.

  "Yes, not bad!" Xiao Ge nodded in agreement with Chen Chufan's analysis.

  "The moon is also quite round!" Chen Chufan continued to say.

  "Hmm, quite round!" Xiao Ge also continued to praise.

  "I'm telling you two, aren't you bored? Now that it's the beginning of the month, can you find a full moon for me to take a look?" Little Mei couldn't help but speak up from the side.

  Chen Chufan subconsciously raised his head to look, and the curved upper moon was innocently hanging in the sky, as if it was helpless that even its shape could be mistaken by the foolish people on earth.

  "Haha, sister-in-law, oh, sister-in-law is really humorous!" Under the gaze of the girl in front of him, Chen Chufan even felt that his body was already covered with cold sweat.

  "It's not for you to judge whether I'm funny or not, but you're quite humorous yourself! You can even get the shape of the moon in the sky wrong!" Xiaomei teased, her eyes still rolling over Chen Chufan's body, as if exploring what was special about this boy.

  "Haha, Xiao Ge, you and your wife must have more to talk about, I won't disturb you. I'll head back first." Chen Chufan really couldn't stay here any longer, he didn't even know how he suddenly became so impulsive, and ended up kissing Han Xiaoxi at the entrance of the girls' dormitory. Not only did he kiss her, but he also got caught red-handed.

  "What's wrong, finished eating and wiping your mouth to run away? Ah, poor our family's Xiao Xi is still a first kiss, it was taken away like this." Little Mei seemed to enjoy seeing Chen Chufan's embarrassed expression, and actually said so.

  "Ah, it's quite cool tonight!" Chen Chufan could only speak evasively. This was still a big change for him now. He could still say a couple of sentences; if it were the past, he might not have been able to utter a word and would have fled immediately.

  "Alright Xiao Mei, you go ahead first. I'll chat with Brother Chen for a bit and then head back too." Xiao Ge finally couldn't bear it anymore and spoke up to help Chen Chufan out of the awkward situation.

  "Let you off the hook today, but you've got both beauties in our dormitory, and it's not right to not show some appreciation. Our Lao Xiao chased me down, but he treated the entire dormitory to a meal, so it's up to you now!" Seeing that Lao Xiao had spoken, Xiao Mei stopped teasing Chen Chufan, but instead turned to extorting him.

  "No problem, no problem, whenever you're free, I'll treat!" Chen Chufan hastily agreed, at this moment he really didn't dare to think about his wallet's problem, he just hoped to get rid of the girl in front of him as soon as possible.

  "I'll go back and inform everyone! Once the date is confirmed, I'll let Xiaoxi notify you!" After finishing speaking, Xiaomei turned around and walked towards the dormitory.

  "Brother, you're awesome, you're too awesome! Yesterday it was Ye Siyi, today it's Han Xiaoxi, indeed one generation is stronger than the last! With you in school, I can rest assured and eat the braised beef brisket in the cafeteria!" Looks like Xiao Ge really loves braised beef brisket, whenever there's a mention of "cow", he has to bring up this dish.

  "Xiao Ge, stop teasing me. It's not early anymore, why don't we just head back to the dormitory?" Chen Chufan was now in a state of utter confusion and truly had no interest in continuing this conversation with Xiao Can.

  "Uh, I suppose you're also eager to hurry back to your dorm and savor the experience. I won't disturb you then, but be careful! Don't do it more than three times in one night, or it'll harm your body!" Xiao Ge said with a senior's tone as he prepared to leave, educating Chen Chufan.

  "What shouldn't be done more than three times?" Chen Chufan was obviously a bit dull, his brain hadn't turned the corner yet, and he asked in a puzzled tone.

  "What's the point of running to the rooftop?" Xiao Ge asked with a serious face.

  "Plane!" Chen Chufan replied inexplicably.

  "Ah, answered correctly! I'm leaving!" After saying that, Xiao Ge once again showed Chen Chufan his ambiguous smile, then resolutely turned around and left, without turning back to explain anything or giving Chen Chufan a chance to say another word.

  Although Chen Chufan was a bit dull at the moment, he wasn't dull to the point of being brain-dead, and he naturally understood what Xiao Ge meant. He wanted to explain that he didn't go back to the dormitory to masturbate, but unfortunately, Xiao Ge had already walked far away. Chen Chufan could only laugh at himself and then walk towards the dormitory in a daze, still savoring the sweetness of the passionate kiss just now.

  Yang Tao pushed open the door of the dormitory, and was holding a stack of manuscripts by the phone, reciting non-stop. It seemed that he was reading his self-criticism to his family leader. Meng Wei, on the other hand, had not even studied the chess manual, but was lying on the bed listening to Yang Tao's lengthy argument with great relish. Xiao Pang was even more exaggerated, sitting on a stool beside Yang Tao, holding pen and paper, taking notes non-stop.

  When Chen Chufan walked in, Yang Tao only glanced at him and ignored him, continuing to read: "...so I must discard all those rotten, dirty, and outdated old ideas, old thoughts, and old theories that no longer conform to the normal development of society, and from now on establish new ideas and concepts that conform to the trend of history and the aspirations of the people. Not only that, but I also want to deeply study and resolutely uphold all feminist theories, and with my utmost effort, promote and glorify them..."

  Chen Chufan sat dazedly on his own bench and joined the ranks of those listening to Yang Tao's self-criticism. Unfortunately, he came back a bit late and only listened for a moment before Yang Tao began to wrap things up.

  "Finally, I would like to thank Morning Light Pen Industry for providing me with the tools to write this article. Thank you to my school for providing a phone that allowed me to promptly give feedback on my self-criticism to our leaders. Most importantly, I want to thank my leader for giving me an opportunity to reflect on my mistakes and worldviews, allowing me to conduct a deep self-criticism and move forward on the correct path in life.

  The person reflecting, Yang Tao."

  Yang Tao finally finished reading, letting out a long sigh. It's clear that reciting a 3,000-word article non-stop is also very tiring.

  "Alright, alright! Then you go rest first, it's about time! Goodnight!" Yang Tao responded with a smile, not knowing what was said on the other end of the phone.

  "Brother Tao, you're my idol, you're so talented!" Little Pang said with a face full of admiration as soon as Yang Tao hung up the phone.

  "Alright, alright, go to sleep quickly. By the way, which one of our dorm mates isn't your idol? You say this and I don't feel any sense of accomplishment at all!" Yang Tao waved his hand impatiently.

  "Oh!" Little fatty felt a bit suffocated, but still obediently climbed onto the bed.

  "What's it like to go on a date with little beauty?" Yang Tao finally spoke up as soon as he was free. Today, Han Xiaohui called and Yang Tao answered first, so of course he knew that Chen Chufan had gone on a date with Han Xiaohui.

  "Alright, alright!" Chen Chufan was still a bit distracted.

  "Lao San, your state is a bit off! Won't you have done something on your first date?" Yang Tao's feeling about this aspect was too sharp.

  "What are you yelling about? What could happen on our first date?" Chen Chufan hastily waved his hand to explain, but his suddenly flushed face betrayed his true thoughts.

  "Kiss him!" Yang Tao suddenly said, ignoring Chen Chufan's excuses, and startling Chen Chufan so much that he almost jumped out of his chair. Had Yang Tao also seen him kiss Han Xiaohui? But at that time, shouldn't he have been in the dormitory reading a self-criticism to Li Can?

  "No, no! What are you talking about?" Chen Chufan nervously denied.

  "Wait until you've cultivated your city's governance to the point where I'm as calm and collected as I am now, then talk about lying. What else are you hiding? Even the boss has discovered that something is off about you, and you still want to deceive me?" Yang Tao said disdainfully.

  "Huh?" Chen Chufan subconsciously looked down at Meng Wei, who was lying on the bed and staring at him. When their eyes met, Meng Wei simply said: "Surrender!"

  "I really didn't!" Chen Chufan refused to admit it until death.

  "Hmm, no way! Then what's with the lipstick on your lips? Don't tell me you have a habit of putting on lipstick when going out? Oh, it's still that cute pink color. Are you trying to pretend to be an innocent and adorable little boy?" Yang Tao sneered mercilessly.

  "Ah!" Chen Chufan was shocked and quickly wiped his mouth with his hand, and indeed, a pink mark appeared on the back of his palm. This discovery left Chen Chufan speechless.

  "Animal! Old Three, how come I didn't discover your animal nature before? You hid it deep, you hid it really TM deep! This is just the first formal date, and you've already taken advantage of that little girl. How can you swallow this?" Yang Tao shook his head and nodded, with an expression of finally seeing through him.

  "I haven't even washed my feet yet, I'm going to wash up and sleep!" Chen Chufan didn't retort back, he directly fled in disarray.

  "Hum, are you running away? Today, if you don't confess clearly, don't think about sleeping!" Yang Tao shouted behind Chen Chufan.