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House Atrei– my bad.

  When I woke up, all I found was rubble. The concrete jungle was decimated. I heard a roar in the background. I struggle and stand at last. I look around. Silence.

  No sirens. Helicopters. Screams.

  Oh lord almighty, thank you. He has blessed me by deleting every other human miscreant. I am going to solo this, yes!

  If we’re soloing this, what’s the first thing I gotta check? …Grocery store… yeah.

  I pop a paper rolled lung cancer onto my mouth and pull a heavy breath– * cough *

  What the hell, you guys smoke these? Huak~

  I swear to god, I'm fine with the unburning one.

  As I twiddle the cigarette with my tongue, I ponder upon my next course of action.

  First of all, do I need to stop this internal monologue in the first person perspective? Nah.

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  I need to scope out the area. Yeah. Maybe, even, run into and discover the primary threat of the apocalypse scenario. I hope it’s zombies, bitches.

  No idea… Sure as hell, these zombies are adept at hiding cuz I sure as hell didn’t find even one of those bastards.

  Nukes, eh?

  But, I didn’t find any mushrooms, though?

  Hmmm…

  I kick the gates to my local park inside. It swings with a cleeeee~

  I rip open the popsicle and blow its juicy part. Mmh~

  Oh yeah, baby, oh yeah. Right there. Ah~

  Kek~ I’m sorry, my drifting thoughts turned unholy. Hehehe

  I look around and find something peculiar, the swing is swinging by itself…

  I approach it. I am astonished. The swing is glitching. I touch it.

  – Bzzt –

  My surroundings turn white. I sense the presence of an Archangel.

  “Son, what is your name?”

  Hahaha, a hidden feature! I found a hidden feature! This is the isekai moment of mine!

  “I am… Jane. Jane Austerious, the 1175th descendant of the house Agar-Agar, the ruler of the planet of Cheesecakes!”

  Lessgoooooo!

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