True Lies

  After inquiring about the time and place, after meeting at a coffee shop, Bai's hand had a few more photos - of course, it was his target for this mission, the philandering glass man's photo.

  At first, when meeting in person, the female customer didn't quite believe Bai Huan, thinking he was young and the business he promoted was a bit weird, so she really didn't dare to trust him.

  Bai Guang didn't get angry, and directly laughed: "Hey, do you come here often? I feel like the taste of this coffee... isn't much different from Chinese medicine."

  Country bumpkin! Carrying an alligator skin handbag, wearing a KENZO jumpsuit, the woman curled her lip in disdain and glanced at the drink in front of her: "What decent coffee can Xi Jiang have? I usually grind and brew my own at home. Hey, are you for real or just trying to scam me?"

  It's better if you haven't come before. A slight movement of the mind, and the spirit spreads out, connecting to that flower cat inside the counter.

  "Look, this is the outdoor pet that our company has specially cultivated!" Bai Huan picked up the cat and pushed it in front of the woman, patting his chest: "You know about working dogs, right? That's outdated now. What's popular now are working cats. With this little thing, taking sneak shots won't be so easy."

  The woman became even more suspicious, her scrutinizing gaze darting back and forth between Bai Huan and Miao Xingren, with not a hint of subtlety in her movements or expressions.

  Bai Huang had already figured it out, and at this point, just talking wouldn't work. He needed to show his skills. So he didn't beat around the bush and directly raised his chin at Hua Mao: "Bang Nülang, hide."

  That flower cat immediately curled up into a ball and slipped behind Bai Huan, lying in the gap between his body and the back of the chair.

  Just as the woman was manicuring her nails, she heard Bai Hua's order and still looked at it with a playful and careless smile. As a result, she didn't expect this cat to be more obedient than a riot police officer. In one excitement, the nail clipper almost poked into her eyeball.

  "Frog Jump Tactics." Bai Huan commanded once again.

  This is the real "as one wishes", as soon as Bai Huan's voice fell, the cat jumped onto another empty chair, and then jumped behind the curtains, with a fluffy head still peeking out.

  "Th...th..." The woman was speechless, one hand pointing at the flower cat like it had seen a ghost, shaking violently with a frequency and speed that would even shock a severe Parkinson's patient.

  "This is Bond girl, we also have 007, but the price is accordingly..." Bai Huan stretched out two fingers and snapped them, giving her a "you know" expression, and started talking nonsense: "Of course, we also have Kawashima Yoshiko, but that's a mad dog who carries out suicidal missions. If you need this kind of thing, we can provide it."

  While speaking, he smiled at the coffee shop owner from afar.

  The boss just thought of him as a guest who loved cats and didn't mind, and even smiled back at him very harmoniously. If the boss knew that Bai Huan was using his cat as a prop to tease people, I wonder if he would still be so happy.

  "I want! I want! I want!"

  The woman, after struggling out of her petrified state, did the first thing she did was to stare at Bai Hua with a frenzied expression, her eyes filled with naked possessiveness.

  To be fair, this woman's temper and personality aren't great, but her voice is really nice. This string of "I want, I want, I want..." is truly thought-provoking! Several white-collar workers who couldn't help but glance over had a sly smile in their eyes, as if to say "men understand", which made Bai Huan mistakenly think he was being flirted with.

  Is this really necessary... He gloomily retracted his divine power, calming the flower cat down, then dryly chuckled a few times, and with an air of righteousness stretched out two fingers: "Down payment."

  ……

  After waiting for several more days in the company, I received a few more confusing requests. On the eve of the opening day, the woman's phone call came again: "Hurry up, you guys should leave now, that cheap man has gone out again, he is at Xishan Park!"

  This time can't be slow, time is money, Bai Huang wants to sneak in before the man arrives at the park.

  He hung up the phone, grabbed the raccoon that had been fed for several days, with a pinhole camera still hanging from its collar, and scurried out of the building.

  Xishan Park, everyone in Xijiang knows it, the best leisure spot in the city, along with Qingnian Park! From CBD, cross Xijiang Road, turn into the Health Bureau's small path on Lvyin Road and you're there. This is a route that only old Xijiang people know, absolutely time-saving and labor-saving.

  After arriving at the park, I went straight to the artificial lake and rented a pedal boat for 20 yuan. Then I quietly landed on one of the fake hills on Lake Heart Island.

  Then, following what the woman said, a pink balloon was tied in a conspicuous position.

  It's said that his female client said, this is an unwritten default rule circulating in the circle of those two-person wilderness survival groups - in this way, as long as the balloon is still hanging, no one will disturb you!

  Bai Huan was shocked when he heard that there were such strict requirements...

  As expected, even in the most harsh environment, it can't stop human's exploration of physical secrets!

  He hung up the balloon, then teased the cat while glancing around. Before long, a small pink balloon rose from a fake hill beside him.

  Listening to the rustling sound from that side, and looking at his own feet, a silly-looking fat cat, Bai Huan suddenly felt that this day was unbearable.

  Later became a big boss, must bring two little girls, revisit the old place once.

  Fortunately, this situation did not last long, probably to "occupy" the land, so after waiting for a while, the target person also appeared quickly.

  It was indeed two men! Although one of them wore a female cowboy hat and a pair of Victoria sunglasses, Bai Huan still saw through the man's true face at a glance.

  He immediately made a decision that after obtaining the evidence, he would absolutely not take a look at it and honestly hand over the video to the tragic woman.

  However, the nausea is still there, and this task must be done. The big raccoon dog quickly controlled its movements and sneaked under the fake mountain, following closely behind the couple, and even had the leisure to take a peek through the thatched grass.

  There were balloons hanging on top of all three fake hills, and the two men had no choice but to head straight for the last one.

  Of course, the two of them were completely unaware that just a short distance behind them, a black cat-like alien was following closely, its mouth twisted into a sinister grin.

  ……

  Originally, according to Bai Huan's idea, although the two people having an affair were both men, the specific process was probably not much different from that of a man and a woman.

  It's just a movement of O→O→O, what else can be played out?

  However, as he waited and waited, he felt that something was not quite right. The two fake mountains next to him would occasionally transmit suppressed excitement and moans, but the two people on their mountain were completely silent.

  This isn't right, if they chose to have outdoor sex, then there must be a contradictory psychology in their subconsciousness, fearing being caught but also hoping to be discovered. Isn't this thrilling feeling the reason why people are obsessed with outdoor sex?

  Those two souls are a bit too quiet, aren't they? Even the grass and trees didn't sway at all.

  It seems...

  Doesn't look like an affair?