62. Monks teaching and Superman applying for jobs

  The taxi drove into the school and stopped steadily at the entrance of Yuxia Garden.

  Bai Guang gave Qian the money and got off the bus, standing in front of the University Student Service Center. Before he could even take a moment to feel sentimental, a hand landed on his shoulder.

  "Damn it! You're still alive?! We all thought you were missing!"

  No need to look, Bai Huan knew who it was just by the sound. The rolling tongue sounds of Xijiang dialect, except for Zhang Qitao, the local rich and handsome guy in the dormitory, no one else could be found.

  His eyes were spinning around, thinking of finding an excuse to get through the moment, but the other person didn't intend to investigate further. Instead, he rushed to instruct him urgently, like a prisoner who had just been released from 20 years in prison and was eager to go to a brothel: "Yifu Building 3rd floor public classroom, this semester's first Buddhist elective course, help me take attendance! Just this once, I won't bother you again...I don't have time, I'll leave first, you must go!"

  When Bai Huan turned back, speechless, Zhang Qitao had already sprinted to the school gate. His speed was so swift that even Bolt would have his jaw dropped if he saw it.

  Again going to the internet cafe to play dota! Ran into this rich second generation who doesn't show off or flirt with girls, only crazy about playing dota, Bai Huan has nothing to say.

  But words are useless, this busy still have to help.

  Let's not mention how far it is. Two months ago, the job of hitting dogs was taken care of by someone else's uncle, and now I'm just helping to take attendance, which is really insignificant.

  ……

  Kai Wah Kwong was just a Druid, not a prophet or an astrologer, and he had no idea how things would turn out.

  Just before class started, a few bolder students at the bottom asked a few questions: "Master, why don't you take attendance?"

  The abbot of a certain temple who was specially invited by the school smiled kindly: "Not allowed."

  The students below were delighted and became more arrogant: "What about the exam?"

  "I won't take the exam."

  A group of students who were worried that the world would not be chaotic were thoroughly excited, with only a small number of calm parties breaking the pot and asking to the end: "If there is no exam, how will the semester credits be calculated?"

  The Master Fangzhang stroked his bald head: "Let it be."

  White flashed a black line and flashed, first mourning for three seconds for the dormitory brothers, then sneaking away quietly.

  Just as he got up and felt his way to the passageway by the wall, the old monk, who was more than 20 meters away from him, stared straight at him like a fly smelling feces. Then, under the gaze of hundreds of people, Monk Bai waved his hand: "Young fellow, why don't you listen for a while longer before leaving? Or leave your class number and I'll find you after class?"

  What's going on here?

  Some students in their third or fourth year of high school, who clearly knew the identity of Lao Da and Shang, had already started to act strangely.

  Of course, the vast majority of onlookers were also shocked, their eyebrows and eyes filled with astonishment, no less than before.

  There are only a handful of creatures known as "rotten women" who, due to their abnormally structured brains, start imagining all sorts of obscene and vulgar scenarios involving monks, laymen, the elderly, and minors, with saliva constantly dripping from the corners of their mouths.

  Hundreds of eyes with different expressions shot over in unison, but Bai Huan didn't put it in his heart at all.

  They're just ordinary people, what's there to care about?

  It was that inexplicable bald head that made Bai Huan's heart skip a beat - among the dozen or so people who were about to slip away, why did he single out him and talk to him, and with such an air of superiority?

  As a superpowered individual himself, he was most wary of things that science couldn't explain.

  With a mischievous grin, he let out two dry laughs and casually reported the room number of a female dormitory before turning around and running away with great fanfare. Leaving Old Fang alone on the podium, lost in thought, the world is like a burning house, like a sea of suffering, it's not easy to meet someone with great wisdom, but he still doesn't know how to enlighten himself, life is indeed as desolate as snow...

  ……

  Escaping the classroom, Bai Huan's heart was still muttering to himself until he saw the Yunxia Garden in front of him, and then he gathered his emotions and walked straight into the building at the very back.

  "Yunxia Garden Community, Building 12, Room 102..."

  Fumbling and muttering to herself, she finally found her destination. Standing at the door, she hadn't even knocked when she heard a meowing sound coming from inside.

  Yes, very good, looks like I've found the right place.

  After pressing the doorbell twice, before Bai Huan could count from one to ten, the anti-theft door was opened with a creak. The face that emerged from behind made Bai Huan's eyes spin for two or three seconds.

  Judging from her appearance, she has a natural beauty, and seems to be around 25 or 26 years old. However, upon closer inspection of her demeanor, she appears to be a poised and elegant woman in her thirties with a mature air about her. To put it simply, she is a quintessential elegant beauty.

  The person is indeed very beautiful, but if it weren't for the upcoming upgrade, I would have turned around and left.

  This woman is none other than Tian Jia, the beautiful secretary of the Economics and Management Institute's student union two years ago. She was very famous throughout Xijiang University. For a period of time, her photos were all over the school's BBS, and at one point even spread to well-known domestic online communities such as Tianya and Mop.

  Later, for some unknown reason, the school also intervened in this matter. For students who spread Tian Jia's photos, they all went to their homes to have a heart-to-heart talk. The campus BBS also started a large-scale cleanup, which finally calmed down the storm.

  "Hmm? Excuse me, classmate, who are you?"

  Although it was a question, Tian Jia's curved and beautiful eyes did not reveal too much doubt.

  Either because of trivial matters in the department or seeing that recruitment post for volunteers online.

  "Hello teacher, I'm here to volunteer." Bai Huang said reluctantly.

  No way, he has always been respectful but distant towards teachers, and will not easily change his views for any other reason.

  A flash of understanding passed through Tian Jia's eyes, and it was not beyond her expectation that this young man had indeed come to sign up as a volunteer.

  But then she had some doubts after being suddenly enlightened.

  The young man at the door looks somewhat reluctant.

  If it's not out of kindness and enthusiasm, then volunteer work can't be done well. So she didn't respond immediately, but smiled brightly and tilted her head: "You're still a student, right? Then what's the purpose of participating in volunteering? Do you think it's fun or just a temporary whim?"

  "This I can tell you," Bai Huan's heart let out a faint snort, his eyes slanting to one side.

  And even if he confessed himself, with this teacher's chest circumference plus hair length, it should be very difficult to understand.

  Frictional force, electromagnetic force, universal gravitation, you all know what they are. Do you also know the forces of nature?

  So he thought for half a day and then brought out the old trick of deceiving people, saying: "My ancestors were hunters in the mountains, with a special skill that can help cats and dogs relieve blood stasis and fractures. This time I came over to do good deeds and also test my skills to see if I'm qualified..."

  Tian Jia's expression on his face suddenly turned straight down.

  At first, she could still hold back her temper and maintain a friendly smile on her face, but after hearing that, her pretty face also involuntarily turned into a "囧" (a Chinese character used to express embarrassment or awkwardness).

  A beauty showing this kind of expression isn't something you can see at any time, and Bai Huan savored it with relish.

  Seeing the curious gaze of the onlookers, Tian Jia's face turned red, and she coughed lightly to cover up her embarrassment. Then, with a dry smile, she said: "Uh... what you just said, it's actually quite humorous..."

  Very circuitous, very tactful, and very befitting of Tian Jia's team leader.

  But this kind of circumlocutory questioning won't have much killing power on Bai Huan, at least he himself doesn't think there's anything humorous about it: "Teacher, your sense of humor is really low."

  Tian Jia was at a loss again, facing such a suspected problem child, she didn't know what to do either.

  Just reject it outright, but indeed we are short-handed now and really need volunteers.

  So welcome him to join?

  It's easy to know one's own family matters, two days ago there was a second-year graduate student who used volunteering as an excuse to get close to her, if the students in front of her also have similar intentions, then they are simply asking for trouble.

  Tian Jia was still hesitating when several more people walked out of the house and stood behind her.

  One of them had a face that was full of tender and loving feelings, but they were useless, like a poor little turtle wearing a green hat given by his wife.

  "What's wrong, Teacher Tian? Is someone causing trouble?"

  He raised an eyebrow speechlessly, wondering if this person was here to volunteer or just to pick up girls.

  But he didn't have any ideas about the beautiful team leader, and of course wouldn't compete with others for fame or jealousy.

  Taking advantage of Tian Jie's flushed face as she dealt with that person's excessive enthusiasm, Bai Huan pushed the men and women standing at the door aside and squatted down in front of a cage: "Can you tell the difference between a wild cat and an abandoned stray? If doing good deeds leads to bad consequences, then it shouldn't be done."

  As he spoke, Bai Huan opened the cage, and the cow cat inside seemed to be injured, its spirit somewhat wilted, but the scar above its nose made it look wild.

  "Hey! That cat is quite fierce and hasn't been vaccinated, don't try to catch it with your bare hands!"

  Tian Jia and two students, a boy and a girl, instinctively became anxious and shouted in unison to stop Bai Huan.

  Only that hypocritical glasses boy had a hint of schadenfreude on his face.

  Hmph, just wait till this self-righteous little brat gets scratched by a cat, then he'll know who's boss!

  Unfortunately, the next second, the lucky and happy expression on his face instantly turned into a stunned expression, the transition between expressions was smooth and natural, without any stagnation.

  "That cat doesn't sell cuteness, that cat doesn't sell cuteness, that cat doesn't sell cuteness......"

  After repeating it over a dozen times, when the bespectacled boy lifted his head again, the bulging pair of eyeballs almost knocked his glasses to the ground.

  That cat is obviously selling cute.

  And look at that vigorous and spirited posture, how can it be like someone who has mistakenly eaten rat poison?