Busy to the point of forgetting important things
So busy that I forgot what's important
From the very beginning, Bai Huang had no intention of letting this strong brother off.
All because of his words - kick the old guy into the well.
The Druid who had been pushed to the bottom line was not a gentle and harmless animal, and after hearing this, he immediately sentenced Strong Brother's fate.
Death sentence, execution suspended for one day.
The pheasant was summoned by Bai Huan, but instead of being enraged, it sprang up like a giant rubber ball to a height of four or five meters, its massive body drawing a beautiful arc in mid-air, and surprisingly, it looked quite agile. Then, it dived straight down towards Qiang Ge, who had been scared out of his wits - after all, they couldn't always be making human sauce with Lao Gan Ma, or the police would start to suspect them.
Looking at the poacher leader who had been beaten into a pulp, Bai Huan stopped playing tricks and made a gesture of playing Street Fighter - spinning the joystick + throwing a punch, Russian windmill kick!
Alright, this is really not a game...
Just as the pheasant was about to use its super killing move, a little bear in his own home outside the orchard wall was watching Ultraman.
The child's mother finished breakfast and came out, unable to tolerate her own child getting up early in the morning and not doing homework, but instead guarding the TV: "Getting up in the morning without doing homework, just watching TV all day, wait until your father comes back and it'll be another scolding!"
The little boy who dared to be angry but not speak, pouted his mouth and reluctantly moved towards the dinner table. Just as he inadvertently looked out, his eyes suddenly widened: "Mom, look! There's a monster flying!"
The rural woman subconsciously turned her head and only saw the nearby pond and a long row of red brick walls in the distance, nothing else.
"You're really something else, always watching Ultraman, you won't be satisfied until your dad beats you up!"
In the orchard, a white pheasant had fallen heavily onto Qiang Ge's body.
The poor wildlife trafficker, even if this interdimensional fat chicken hadn't activated its frenzy skill, its body weight alone had reached 8 tons! Being crushed by a massive meatball comparable to an African elephant's weight was like a sugarcane pressing down on a soybean sprout, and in an instant, there was no sound.
A dull thud shook the ground, sending dew-covered grass flying everywhere, and even Bai Huan felt the earth tremble beneath his feet.
But it's unclear whether the quail's belly was too soft or its feathers had a buffering effect, when the fat chicken got up with a shake and a swing of its stomach, the strong brother who should have been knocked out cold was still twitching like an epileptic.
"It must be that your posture is wrong." Bai Huang supported his chin with one hand, thought for a moment, and gave what he thought was a very solemn conclusion.
But this problem is easy to solve, one two three four, just try again.
Bai Huan gave orders to the pet without any psychological pressure, and the quail once again defied physics and flapped up. The eagle swooped down like a hawk grabbing a chick for the second time...
This time, the world was thoroughly purified.
That little bear kid who was staring at this side again pointed to the sky, with his eyes bulging out: "Mom, look! There really is a monster flying!"
In the orchard, after Fat Chicken got up for the second time, Brother Qiang was like a small lobster that had died half the night, with all four limbs soft and motionless. Bai Huan still didn't feel at ease and used his mind to probe over, hmm, indeed there was no vital energy, thoroughly returning to nature.
Well, it's settled then...
Bai Huan was somewhat dissatisfied, clicking his tongue, this kind of mediocre opponent, eliminating them wasn't satisfying at all. A Druid's life is truly as desolate as snow.
He sighed and then went back into the house, opened the cage in the corner where the black bear was locked up, ready to divert the disaster.
Just as Bai Huan didn't expect, the moment he opened the cage, the smaller of the two black bears suddenly let out a terrified roar, as if it had seen a ghost. The other, stronger one, however, suddenly stood up on its hind legs and pounced over with a speed that would make Liu Xiang sweat.
You've got the wrong target for revenge!
White-eyed wolf, can't even tell good from bad, deserves to be caught and have his gallbladder extracted! White glared with wide eyes, muttering to himself.
But if curses were useful, there would be no disputes in this world, and everyone would just compete with their eloquence. Moreover, this unscrupulous good-for-nothing is not even human, thinking of which, Bai Huan shook his head and didn't bother to argue with it anymore.
Before Hei Xiongzi could pounce on him, he had already made a wild escape.
Under the powerful effect of Druid's skill, the black bear was like a net-addicted teenager who had just received electric shock treatment from Professor Sheep, shaking all over. After a while, he finally reluctantly accepted Bai Huan's leadership identity.
We're all our own bosses, and we don't fight with ourselves. Why not sit down and have a good talk?
Bai Huan thought of Bai Gun Gun's transformed form and looked at Hei Mang Zi with a slightly warmer gaze.
He directed the black bear to move Qiang Ge, who was wrapped in a tattered cloth bag, into the house and threw him at the door of the bear's cage, creating a fake scene of "a criminal being killed by a black bear due to carelessness" before he dialed 110.
"Right, right, they have another one, living in the New Guest House, it's room 408... I don't know where this place is either, seems to be in Wang Family Fourth Group? Anyway, there's an orchard..."
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Just over ten minutes later, a shrill police siren sounded, and a white Toyota with a police emblem stopped outside the large iron gate.
Four car doors opened with a swoosh, and five big sun hats jumped out in a row, holding batons and intercoms, not one of them standing still.
As soon as the group of people rushed into the orchard, the middle-aged leader who was running in the front saw Bai Huan, who was standing there calmly. With a swing of his baton, he shouted in the tone often used during anti-vice and anti-gambling operations: "Hey, you're the one! Get down on the ground with your hands behind your head!"
What's going on? What kind of plot is this?
Bai Huang was stunned for a moment, then raised his mobile phone: "I'm the whistleblower..."
Before he could finish speaking, the fat-headed fish police chief rushed over and raised his baton, shouting loudly: "Not finished yet? Treating my words as nothing? Get down on your knees for me!"
Bai Huang was immediately displeased.
If it weren't for the fact that there was still a big backer in town who hadn't been caught, and he himself was too lazy to bother with it, Bai Huan wouldn't have reported it at all. He led the beasts into the depths of the forest, who would have known about this kind of thing?
Now it's good for them to have gained some work achievements, but in return, I'm the one who has to suffer?
He glanced at the fat-headed police officer with a crooked eyebrow and a slanted eye, but Bai Huan ignored him and dialed the phone again: "Hello? Tian Bobo, it's me, Bai Huan! It's like this..."
Looking at Bai Huan's fearless appearance, the fat-headed fish, although with a fiery temper, restrained his anger and did not continue to be "iron-faced and impartial".
He quickly turned his mind around and thought about what kind of person this "Tian Bobo" was.
But he thought and thought, from the branch office to the municipal office, but still couldn't think of any leader with the surname Tian in the system.
Is it the leader of another unit?
Just then, Officer Fathead suddenly noticed Bai Hua's phone, an old Nokia 3100.
These days, even a small security guard in a factory uses a smartphone. Would a young person who knows the leader still use this?
Thinking he had seen through Bai Huan's scheme, his face sank for a moment after feeling pleased with himself. However, years of experience as a detective kept him from erupting immediately, and instead he coldly laughed at Bai Huan, sizing him up before drawing out his tone: "Alright, won't tell the truth? Then come with us first, let's go make a record..."
Don't bother him, making a record isn't a big deal, since he reported it, he should have been mentally prepared.
Seeing the two sides at an impasse, a horse-faced policeman with three police badges on his chest walked over and smiled: "Forget it, Zou Suo, the young man is also a whistleblower, what's the point?"
Fat-headed fish hummed in his nose, which was considered a response to the horse-faced policeman. Then he raised his chin at the three little police officers behind him: "Control the scene and search everywhere."
After finishing these instructions, he turned back to Bai Huan, nodded with a faint smile: "Not bad, kid. The clues you provided are also useful."
Provide clues?
Hiss!
The fat-headed fish farted loudly, and Bai Huan immediately knew what kind of crap he was going to take.
Isn't it just stealing credit?
According to the fat-headed police officer, he only provided a clue, so who is the one who actually made an effort behind the scenes? And in the end, who got the credit for it? Isn't it all obvious?
If it were in peacetime, Bai Huang wouldn't care about this at all. He's not a part of the public security system, so commendations and rewards have nothing to do with him. It's better to just ask for some reward money instead.
But now, the rude and self-righteous work style of the fat-headed police officer, as well as his shameless eating habits, had deeply infuriated him.
Want to gain credit and capital? Go ahead and dream on.
Just as Bao's stomach was churning out water nonstop, a shout came from inside the house: "Zhōu Suǒ, Wáng Duì, we have a situation!"
Two third-level police inspectors rushed in after hearing the words, and in a short while, they walked out one after another. Their eyes on Bai Hua were much more vigilant: "What's going on inside? You reported it, so you should know something."
After finding a dead body at the scene, even the tone of the horse-faced policeman was filled with suspicion and warning.
"I really don't know, officer!" Bai Huan immediately shouted and put on a frightened expression: "When I first saw it, I was also scared out of my wits, and I still haven't recovered... As for the situation, I can only guess that those two bear dogs are the culprits."
Two police officers looked at each other, it was obvious this guy was talking nonsense.
Just because he spoke with a tone as if he was telling jokes, it seemed like his first time seeing a dead person?
But the problem now is that before on-site evidence collection, no one can determine his guilt.
"You may be tough now, but just wait until the people from the technical investigation department come, and you'll be in for a show!" Fat Head Fish employed psychological tactics, unfortunately, they had no effect on Bai Hua whatsoever.
What's Forensic Science? Can it be eaten?
The white fish is so oily and salty that it can't be eaten, and even the fat head fish and horse face fish are also helpless.
After all, in this world, there are not many people who kill someone and then voluntarily surrender to the police, playing a psychological game of wits with them. At present, this kid is suspicious, but the suspicion is small.
Seeing a white flash run away without any intention of escaping, they didn't even take out handcuffs, but instead ordered their subordinates to protect the scene and dialed their superior's phone number.
Apart from calling the municipal bureau's criminal investigation team, they also called the Forest Public Security Bureau, after all, this was a case within their jurisdiction.
Before long, two groups of people arrived one after another. The criminal investigation team began to inspect the scene, while the forest public security officers counted a house full of wild animals.
"Hey, hey, you can't take this away, it's still injured and needs further treatment."
Originally, Zheng was chatting with Ma Lian's face, but when he saw the Meow Star person being carried out, his eyes suddenly became urgent.
What a blunder! I was too careless!
After figuring out the origin of this meow star person, he decided to make it his own pet, but after a busy night, he forgot to hide this first-class item.
Even the wise can make mistakes.