No. 138: The Arrival of Teacher Wang

  Four people with their heads hung low squeezed into Tian Er's small car and returned to the Wu Guan, planning to eat something before going about their separate ways.

  The martial arts hall was empty, with only the wolf cub of Tian Er playing with a ball in the vast and empty hall. It had grown to the point where Tian Er could no longer hold it in his arms, although it was thin, its skeletal structure was very large, so now, with Tian Er's ability, picking it up was no longer an easy task.

  The "door" was opened, and the wolf cub named Bao Bao rushed to Tianran Er's side like a madman, but he kept glancing at Wang Jian and others with the corner of his eye, looking as sinister as possible, making people feel even colder than when they were young.

  But no matter how the dog is, it ultimately depends on its owner. Even if an African lion is given a name like "hug", which sounds like a loser, it's still a majestic creature with a shaggy mane that reaches to its buttocks. It doesn't sound any less intimidating than a Pekingese named "Wolf Smoke".

  "This guy." Dawei looked at Tianran Er's wolf: "Every time he looks at Laozi, his eyes are weird. Is he a 'gay' dog?"

  Tianran listened for a while, then suddenly turned her head, furrowed her brow and stared at Dawei in silence.

  "Ah, I can't hold it with that expression." Dawei took a step back: "Almost scared the piss out of me."

  "Dog!" Tian Ran Er seemed to have thought of something and furrowed his brow: "Dog..."

  Dawei was shocked and shouted, patting Tian'er's shoulder: "Don't scare people, you're sick."

  Heavenly Two shook his head: "You get me a list of people with connections to your family right now!"

  This time, even Wang Jian was stunned: "What are you doing?"

  "Release the dogs to bite people!" Tian Ran Er's brain was spinning rapidly, and it seemed that energy gathering reactions could be seen from her pale blue pupils: "If she can release such fierce dogs, the master will not be bad! Two dogs will fight, but they will definitely help the master bite people."

  Dawei thought for a moment, turned around and walked out: "I'll go home for a while."

  But just after finishing speaking, Dawei turned around and came back, and pulled out a stack of papers from his pocket and stuffed them into Wang Jian's hand: "These are the tickets to my sister's concert, high-level seats...... Please help me find someone to fill it up."

  Wang Jian lowered his head and looked at the ticket in his hand for the "Su Nan Gong Ti 'Calling' Concert" and blinked: "What does this mean?"

  "Never mind, my sister is so capricious, she insisted on holding a concert at this critical moment. Anyway, the tickets are all here, just send them out." Dawei turned back to say as he was about to leave: "One ticket costs 999 yuan on the market, and it's priceless, don't waste it..."

  Wang Jian looked at the nearly fifty tickets in his hand and asked Tian Ran Er helplessly: "What does this mean?"

  His sister wanted to see his popularity, and then choose the most suitable girl for him. Tianran spat out her tongue and said with a mischievous tone: "An old maid who can't get married is trying to play matchmaker for an almost-old man who can't find a 'girl' friend."

  "Look who's talking." Wang Jian pinched Tian Ran Er's nose: "You're no different yourself."

  Tianran let out a cry and hugged Wang Jian's arm: "I have!"

  "Hey, you two stop flirting in front of me!" Liang Huanhuan elbowed Wang Jian: "Be more aware of yourself, wait till tonight."

  While eating, Wang Jian carefully asked Tianran Er to explain the meaning of her previous words. Tianran Er didn't have any outstanding advantages, but her greatest advantage was that she had patience. She explained it repeatedly to Wang Jian without getting tired until he fully understood. Only then did they move on to the next topic. Moreover, the span between topics was so large that even Liang Huanhuan couldn't accept it.

  "Ah Jian Ah Jian, teach me how to avoid falling..." Tian Ran pouted: "I'm just prone to falling..."

  "It's very simple." Wang Jian helped Tian Ran wipe away the rice grains at the corner of his mouth: "As long as you want to stop when your body follows and stops, it's fine."

  After hearing Wang Jian's answer, Tianran Er and Liang Huanhuan collectively petrified. Tianran Er was completely unexpected that the problem that had troubled him his whole life could be solved so simply. And Liang Huanhuan was shocked that Tianran Er actually had such a magical ability, his brain stopped but his body didn't, this bodily coordination 'ability' must have been extremely bad to achieve this point...

  Just as Liang Huanhuan was about to ask a question, Tianran's topic changed again, this time to what Wang Jian likes to eat, and he solemnly promised to help Wang Jian cook delicious dishes...

  Fortunately, Wang Jian understood the situation and only said he liked to eat mantou. Otherwise, Liang Huanhuan might have burst out laughing on the spot...

  In the blink of an eye, Liang Huanhuan suddenly felt that Tianran Er had changed, just like a dry sponge that had been thirsty for a long time, crazily seeking warmth in front of Wang Jian. Various acts of coquetry and cuteness followed one after another, and the normally silly Tianran Er now looked like a clumsy dancer, constantly using outdated moves to please the audience.

  What really shocked Liang Huanhuan, however, was not these things, but the only audience of Tianran Er - Wang Jian. He not only didn't feel annoyed, but also had a look of being pleased with himself. This combination made people feel very strange, yet it was strangely harmonious.

  After dinner, Liang Huanhuan's torment finally ended. Seeing Wang Jian leave, Liang Huanhuan let out a sigh of relief and turned to Tian Er saying: "It seems that dating is exhausting."

  "Not tired......" She naturally placed her hands under her chin, staring blankly at the flowing sea of cars outside the window, murmuring: "It feels good..."

  "You're done for, Dead Girl." Liang Huanhuan poked Tianran Er's solar plexus: "You have to remember, men are like this, once they get what they want, they don't cherish it anymore. Don't let him take advantage of you."

  "Ah Jian won't." Tian Ran Er still had a silly 'touch' expression: "He won't touch me, even if I take the initiative he won't."

  "Men are all beasts. When they charge at you, tearing your clothes apart and making you feel both pain and pleasure, but once they're done with you, they'll discard you like trash, no matter how good you were, nothing beats the thrill of something new."

  Tian Ran shook her head: "Ah Jian won't, he's different from others."

  "We'll see about that, all men are the same." Liang Huanhuan snorted: "You're just waiting to be dumped."

  "You're still young, speaking of others' principles. Every person in the world is unique yet has their own match. If you have a chance to meet someone like A Jian again, you'll understand." Tian Ran Er said with a sly smile: "Want me to share half with you?"

  "I don't want other people's trash." Liang Huanhuan spat: "How 'lustful' and 'chaotic' is your mind to say such a thing?"

  Tianran Er's face suddenly turned from top to bottom red: "You're the one who's 'lustful' and 'chaotic'!"

  "Don't think I don't know it was you who delivered the goods to my doorstep last night, huh? If I were him, you would have been swallowed whole by now." Liang Huanhuan struck back at Tianran Er without mercy: "You're so eager, aren't you?"

  "No way, no way!" Tian Ran Er shook his head firmly: "I... I'm already twenty-seven, if I don't find someone to entrust myself to, I'll be old."

  "Hey, I thought you didn't understand anything." Liang Huanhuan looked up and down at Tianran Er: "It seems that your 'flowery' intestines are not few either."

  "It's nothing." Tian Ran Er's gaze remained drifting in the distance: "This is my first love..."

  "Your first love at twenty-seven, you're also a rare treasure in this world."

  Liang Huanhuan patted Tianran Er's butt: "Little chicks have all grown into old hens, if they continue like this, they'll become Mrs. Chicken Essence."

  "I want to get married at the beginning of next year... I think about getting married and it drives me crazy."

  "Luckily I'm just a post-90s kid, I completely can't relate to your grievances, you old ladies."

  "It doesn't matter, you'll understand in a few years."

  "I'll wipe you..."

  Liang Huanhuan let out a strange cry and pounced on Tianran Er, starting to wildly grab and touch her all over the place. Tianran Er repeatedly begged for mercy, but it was all in vain, and she was successfully stripped by Liang Huanhuan into a white "chicken".

  "I hate you guys who are 'carrying' big breasts! Accept your punishment!"

  But Wang Jian, who knew nothing, finally arrived at the back door of the school after riding a tricycle through 99 difficulties and 81 hardships. After easily climbing over the wall to the entrance of Class 29, he was suddenly furious.

  Class 29's 'gate' was surprisingly hung with a small blackboard, which read "Trash teachers and dogs are not allowed to enter", and below it was noted "During the preparation period of Class 29, any unrelated personnel are prohibited from visiting, at your own risk."

  The big "door" in the class was tightly closed, and the curtains were nailed to the wall. There were movements inside, but they couldn't be heard clearly. It seemed to be He Amei's voice, as if she was mediating something.

  "Oh my goodness! The little rabbits have turned the sky upside down!"

  Wang Jian initially thought that these bastards wouldn't stir up any trouble, but unexpectedly, just a couple of days after he left, they started causing chaos. This was unbearable! So Wang Jian rolled up his sleeves and kicked the door open.

  "What kind of stupid bastard is this?"

  Just as the "door" was kicked open, a voice came from inside the "door", which was clearly Zhao Feng's donkey-like voice, and he continued to shout: "Get out! Otherwise, severe punishment..."

  He hadn't finished reading the notice when Wang Jian walked in with his hands in his pockets, he immediately lost his temper, didn't even think about it, opened the window and was ready to jump out...

  "Give me that!"

  As soon as Wang Jian's voice came out, the originally noisy Class 29 suddenly became solemn. In an instant, the whole class was like a frozen hell, and the original enthusiasm was extinguished instantly. Those who were putting on makeup, eating melon seeds, sitting on male classmates' laps imitating Guanyin's lotus pose, folding paper airplanes, playing games, throwing dice, and eating hot pot all seemed to have been cast with a petrifying spell, keeping their original poses, while their faces were all looking at Wang Jian like sunflowers.