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"She can't win against me. If we follow her formula, it will eventually approach zero, but the final result must be greater than or equal to. So her formula doesn't hold."
Tianran continued talking nonsense to Wang Jian as they sat in the car, even though Wang Jian didn't understand a word and stared blankly ahead with misty eyes.
"Ah Jian Ah Jian, you said I won, right?"
Naturally beaming with joy, she looked at Wang Jian with a lovely smile on her face, trying to get his approval.
Wang Jian had no idea who was winning or losing between them, so he could only nod blankly, but his mind was a complete blank. He finally realized that the person sitting next to him was a genius like Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory, with an IQ of 100, but an EQ approaching zero. Fortunately, it was a girl, and a soft one at that; if it were a guy, Wang Jian would definitely have been unable to resist punching him.
"May I ask you a question."
"Your eyes lit up: 'Ask away.'"
"If you go to give gifts to the principal during the New Year, and you've already agreed on a few points with the principal about your promotion and salary increase, but the principal and Old Xu live in the same building, Old Xu lives on the third floor, and the principal lives on the fourth floor. When you pass by Old Xu's house, his wife suddenly comes out to throw away trash, sees you, and says 'Ah, Ruo Lin, come on in, what gifts did you bring?' What should you do at this time?"
As soon as the question came out, he was stunned for two seconds, then silently drove the car with his mouth muttering non-stop, frowning and analyzing how to deal with this thorny issue.
Wang Jian let out a sigh of relief, he had expected that she wouldn't be able to handle this kind of human relationship, so Wang Jian could finally stop listening to Tian Er's nonsensical formulas and his ears were finally clean.
They remained silent all the way until Wang Jian got off. Tian Er still couldn't think of a response and eventually returned to bed in a bad mood.
Just as Wang Jian was washing up and getting ready for bed, Tian Er's phone call arrived on schedule. She asked Wang Jian in a tone that was almost crying: "Ah Jian... what is the answer?"
"What's the answer?" Wang Jian was secretly pleased for a moment: "The answer is very simple, you just need to give the gift to Old He's wife, then turn around and leave, go outside to get money, put it in a red envelope, and give it to the principal's grandson or granddaughter as a lucky money."
"Ah, is it that simple?" Tian Ran was surprised for a moment: "But what about the principal's family having no grandchildren?"
"Just assume he does."
Suddenly enlightened, she let out a long sigh of relief: "Thank you, Ah Jian, you're really clever!"
After hanging up the phone, Wang Jian had a strange feeling. After all, he was praised for his intelligence by someone who could calculate nuclear fission cycles, and he really didn't know whether to be happy or sad...
The next morning, Wang Jian arrived at school very early again, fearing that the two strange girls would play another prank. However, after checking and not finding any signs of mischief, he was able to put his mind at ease a little. Then he remembered that Tian Er and he hadn't had breakfast yet: "Let's go. I'll treat you to some buns, no fish."
It's already deeply ingrained in people's minds that Tianran loves to eat fish and leeks, so every time someone asks her what she wants to eat, she always adds a sentence saying she wants to eat fish. This makes Wang Jian get up early to find fish for her to eat?
As he walked to the cafeteria, Wang Jian pulled out the crumpled invitation from his pants pocket: "Has Kai Xu given you this thing?"
"Given." Tianran Er pulled out an identical invitation from her bag: "Also gave one to Dawei."
He sighed: "He wants me to lose face, you all have been through great storms, but I'm just a country bumpkin who has never seen the world."
Wang Jian said that. Tian Ran Er's face suddenly turned red, then he put on a serious face and said: "Actually, I've never been to such a place either."
"Stop messing around, a rich woman with assets worth tens of millions, has never been to such a place? Are you comforting me?"
"It's really true!" Tian Ran, afraid that Wang Jian would misunderstand him, gesticulated wildly: "Apart from studying, I'm always working on my thesis, I have very few friends, and the last time I went to KTV was five years ago. My life..."
The naturally tall and slender one let out a sigh: "It's so monotonous."
"You just need to open your mouth, and you don't know how many people are willing to take you there. It's you who is autistic, you scientific freak with autism."
"Nonsense." Tianran pouted, looking unhappy: "Every time I go out of my way to be friendly to others, they're not very nice to me. And most of those guys will look at me with a lecherous gaze, it's really uncomfortable and I don't like it."
"I'm also dazed."
Tianran snorted disdainfully and shook his head mockingly after giving Wang Jian a sidelong glance.
Wang Jian was stunned at the time, discovering that he was being looked down upon by Tian Ran Er, and he suddenly felt a mouthful of old blood stuck in his chest that almost didn't come up...
"What's wrong with you?" Wang Jian turned his head to look at Tian Ran Er, laughing and crying: "Why can't I be infatuated? I'm a man too."
"Anyway, you won't understand, look at how I gaze at you and how I gaze at Dawei, they are the same. I'm very sensitive about this."
"Because..." Wang Jian silently pulled out a cigarette, lit it and took a deep drag: "I feel that Dawei is sometimes even more beautiful than you."
At this time, the two of them happened to be passing by the dining hall when they said "Dawei is more beautiful than you" after which a sudden loud shout came from a table next to Wang Jian: "Shut up! I'm most annoyed with you, always slandering me behind my back. How can I be more beautiful than her?"
"Wow, Dawei, so early?"
"Nonsense, if I hadn't gone back and slept yesterday, I really wouldn't have known you thought of me like that today."
Wang Jian didn't waste any words, leaving Tian Ran Er sitting there, then he bought twenty big meat buns and walked over, putting them on the table. He said with a serious tone: "Dawei, when it comes to being human, the most important thing is to accept reality. Go take a look in the mirror yourself, if you want to keep long hair and put on makeup, can't you just be a beautiful girl?"
As they spoke, Tianran Er took out a mirror from her bag and placed it in front of Dawei, who also cooperated by taking a look and subconsciously said: "It really is..."
"Not true!" Dawei suddenly came to his senses: "That's because I have a twin sister. My sister and I look alike. What's wrong with that? I'm telling you, you mistakenly took me for a man, I'm not gay! I hope you're not either."
"Damn your grandma's big chicken leg."
The two were arguing, when Tianran Er had already wolfed down four buns and was reaching for the fifth one. Just then, someone plunked themselves down across from Tianran Er: "Rolin, I saw you from afar, I brought you some fish fin stew. It's from our most famous Yan Wing Lau, absolutely authentic."
Tianran paused for a moment, but the action of holding the bag continued after the pause. He looked up at Kai Zixu with a smug face and said in Yao Ming's voice: "Please remember, no business, no killing."
Wang Jian and Da Wei immediately spat it out, not only because Tianran Er's line was jumping enough, but also because she had a special sense of humor when imitating that rough voice.
"You didn't want to eat fish... " Wang Jian pointed at the bowl of soup wrapped in Kai Zi's hands: "The fish is here."
I just like eating buns.
Dawei exaggeratedly raised his tone and said "oh" as he snatched the basket from Kai's hand: "I like to eat fish."
Kai Zi Xu's face turned purple with rage, his good intentions once again being trampled on. This was the best Norwegian caviar he had managed to get yesterday evening, a king among fish roe, and just this one serving in his hand could buy a square meter of housing in a remote suburb.
But now... this good thing has fallen into the clutches of Wang Jian and Da Wei, those two scoundrels. Meanwhile, the people who truly deserve to enjoy it are gnawing on meat buns that cost 50 cents apiece internally. What's the point of wasting heavenly gifts? That's exactly what's happening...
"That's not right." Wang Jian calmly and quietly took the bowl of shark fin from Dawei: "This is obviously what someone bought for Teacher Wang."
Tianran glared at Wang Jian and said in a somewhat displeased tone: "I'm not eating."
"Really not eating?" Wang Jian slowly unwrapped the outer insulation package, then opened the lid and fanned it with his hand: "It's very fresh."
"I won't eat!"
"Can't change it?"
"It can't be helped!"
Wang Jian nodded. He tilted his head and poured half a bowl of shark fin into his mouth, then pushed the remaining half bowl in front of Dawei. After swallowing this luxurious shark fin soup like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, he opened his mouth to say to Kai Zi Xu: "I know that if this thing gets cold, it won't taste good anymore. I'll help Teacher Wang thank you."
Dawei also finished off the remaining half bowl of shark fin in three or two mouthfuls, then wiped his mouth: "I'd like to thank you on behalf of Wang Laoshi too."
"You two!" Tianran Er tapped both Dawei and Wang Jian on the head, then nodded at Kai Zi Xu: "I'll thank you myself. Thanks for your kind intentions."
Kai Zi Xu wanted to cry... His heart was bleeding. The food he couldn't bear to eat himself was eaten by those two coarse people in the way of eating skin eggs and lean meat porridge, and after finishing, they didn't even have a word of praise, obviously they couldn't appreciate the flavor of this heavenly dish...
"I've finished eating." Dawei stood up: "See you in the office."
Tianran Er also stood up after eating five buns, and took another bun with him, saying with a mouthful of oil: "I'm full too, see you in the office."
The two quickly fled the cafeteria, leaving only Wang Jian and Kaisi Xu staring at each other, when suddenly Wang Jian heard Kaisi Xu's stomach growl loudly.
"You... must be hungry too?"
Kai Zi Xu nodded silently, feeling wronged to the point of tears, her nose twitching as she looked at Wang Jian with a sour and indescribable feeling.
"Go ahead and eat." Wang Jian slowly pushed the buns in front of Kezi Xu: "Not enough, there's more."
Then the two men, who had nothing in common, looked at each other in silence as they ate their buns. The atmosphere was so awkward that Wang Jian thought of using his plate to crack open Xu Ke's head, while Xu Ke thought of using his chopsticks to poke out Wang Jian's eyes.
Until the bell rang for class, Wang Jian suddenly stood up: "Eat slowly."
Kai Zi Xu was almost in tears while eating his baozi, and it wasn't until he heard Wang Jian speak to him that he slowly lifted his head: "Can you let me have Ruo Lin?"
Wang Jian raised his head to look at the ceiling, suddenly scratched his head and smiled: "This matter you have to discuss with her yourself, if you say you like Da Wei, I can take charge of giving him to you, but... Wang's words, it's estimated that she still has to make her own decision."
"King Jian!" Kezi Xu was infuriated by his attitude and stood up to glare at King Jian: "You... you..."
Wang Jian lowered his voice and said "uh-huh", using one hand to bend the stainless steel chopsticks in the cafeteria into a horseshoe shape and throwing them on the table: "Something's up?"
Kai Zi Xu was stunned for a moment, then sat back in his seat with a mixture of laughter and tears: "It's nothing, thank you for the baozi."
"Ah, thank you too for the fans." Wang Jian patted Kezi Xu's shoulder with a smile: "Delicious fans!"
Looking at Wang Jian's departing back, Kai Zi Xucan said angrily: "Country dog, that is shark fin! You wait for a big embarrassment!"
Here is the translation:
The words written after publishing my first book: Actually, for me, I have already started writing books for more than three years. The process of transforming from a reader to an author has taught me a lot, from being arrogant at the beginning to becoming humble and cautious now, which is also a process of maturing one's mind.
There are five books in total. The first one was just a warm-up, and since it didn't even meet the contract requirements, I won't say more about it. The second one has been signed and put on shelves, and it's my most favorite yet also the most entangled book, just like the eldest son, no matter how ugly he is, he will always be the oldest.
As for the third book of Blazing Flame, I was too arrogant at that time, which led me to completely deviate from my heart. In fact, there is no fun in writing without interest, and the final result is that the characters under the pen lose their soul, and a book without a soul... maybe it can only be described as garbage. I am not a great talent or have any great ability, I can only rely on the things in my heart to explore and improve step by step.
The fourth book of the Sword Immortal, actually many things were not fully expressed, I think if I have the chance, I will go write its sequel, the setting of that world, I thought it was more moldable.
This book, in comparison, is relatively mature, whether it's the character settings or plot settings, everything that should be there is there. Although it's just a small sparrow, at least it's flapping its wings and trying to fly.
So here I want to express my heartfelt thanks to all the brothers and sisters who have been supporting me. If it weren't for your support and encouragement, I think I would have died in those lonely ditches on the writing road long ago.
Thank you everyone, I will always love you all, no matter how insignificant. I will also continue to use my sincerity to present more wonderful stories for everyone.

