Little Overlord's first time in the world... No. 59 hurts so much...

  "This is sending sheep into the tiger's mouth."

  "Whatever."

  "You're too reckless, you always blindly confident in yourself, don't you ever think that she's a prodigy who killed all her relatives before the age of ten? What if something happens to you? For example, what if she gives you an anesthetic injection and then ties you up in the bathroom and injects soy sauce into your veins? Don't say you're tougher than an elephant, can you withstand the anesthetic needle?"

  "Whatever."

  At night, sitting on a roadside stall eating barbecue, Dawei kept teasing Wang Jian, and the possibilities he came up with were more and more perverted, even Wang Jian was sweating profusely. Moreover, there was also a natural second person next to him who echoed in response, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

  "Don't think of her as that scary." Wang Jian swallowed a roasted kidney in two bites: "I always feel that she's been pestering me, no matter what angle I look at it from, I have to have a good talk with her. This kind of thing can't be avoided, I'm the class advisor after all."

  "What's wrong with this? We just had chicken steak earlier."

  Dawei took a big gulp of beer, belched contentedly and wiped his mouth: "Besides, the little girl just wanted to find some sense of security from you, why did you have to cut off her hopes?"

  "It's just, you should let her be your girlfriend, a teacher-student romance isn't impossible, and she's so young, so cute, and so smart, such an excellent girl is very suitable for you..."

  Tianran Er was also talking to herself on the side, but her tone of voice... was a bit strange, with a hint of resentment similar to that of Tong Zhanggui in "The Legend of the Condor Hero" when he complained about becoming a widow.

  So after she finished speaking, Dawei and Wang Jian both looked at her face with a slanting gaze, making her feel uncomfortable all over.

  "What's with the sour tone in your words?" Dawei scratched his head: "You're drinking vinegar!"

  Heavenly Two innocently shook his head: "No! Absolutely not!"

  "I also believe there isn't." Wang Jian downed the milk in his cup in one gulp: "This is a woman's nature."

  "Ah, ah. A Jian is right!" Tian Ran let out a breath and then began to enthusiastically agree with Wang Jian: "Come on, I'll toast you a cup..."

  Dawei smiled silently on the side, watching the two people in front of him who had never been in love before exchanging awkward glances, and this feeling of being a self-righteous bystander made him feel very pleased.

  With their hunger and thirst satisfied, the three of them were about to part ways. Before leaving, Dawei specially reminded Wang Jian to be careful when dealing with that strange girl, and then concluded with a very twisted famous quote: Normal people are mostly the same, while perverts have their own unique perversions.

  "Hey, Wakabayashi. You'd better watch out too, I think she might come after you."

  When sitting in the car, Wang Jian expressed his concerns. After all, Tian Er was so silly, although she had an advantage in pure intelligence, but it was obvious that if she were to be compared to Jin Hui Ming in terms of abnormality, she was still far behind. So if Tian Er really got hurt because of him, then Wang Jian would truly have to die a hundred times to make up for it.

  Tianran hummed and drove in silence, then suddenly asked Wang Jian: "Do you really want to go to her place? Can't you not go?"

  "Yes, I'll definitely go." Wang Jian crossed his arms and nodded: "This kind of thing can't be escaped from, but you guys are thinking too seriously about it. I've been through dragon's lairs and tiger dens, can't I handle a little girl?"

  "Not... I just think it's a bit awkward for a single man and woman..."

  "I'm still with you every day, a lonely man and woman." Wang Jian was really unable to understand Tianran Er's logic: "Isn't this very normal?"

  "Oh no! I didn't mean it that way!"

  "What does it mean?"

  "I'm not telling you!"

  When the two arrived at their residential area, they saw Lin Yaxuan's car parked outside from a distance. Wang Jian was taken aback and suddenly realized that today happened to be Friday, which was the day he had agreed with Lin Yaxuan for physical training.

  Wang Jian then called Lin Yaxuan and asked where she was. Lin Yaxuan said she was at his doorstep, her voice a bit hoarse and showing obvious fatigue.

  Wang Jian hung up the phone and thought for a moment: "Do you have any bruise wine or red flower oil in your car?"

  "Ah, yes! I'm Doraemon!" Tianran II pulled out a bottle of Wang Hu oil from the storage box: "What do you want this for?"

  "You'll know soon enough."

  As expected, when I saw Lin Yaxuan, she was sitting in front of Wang Jian's garage door, her face extremely pale, leaning against the door like a corpse.

  "Ah!" Tianran quickly opened the car door and rushed over: "Sister, sister, what's wrong with you? Don't die... don't die!"

  Lin Yaxuan opened her eyes and looked at Tianran Er with a strange expression: "You have persecution mania, don't drag me down with you, I'm just resting my eyes."

  He let out a sigh of relief as soon as he saw her wake up: "You're fine, that's all that matters."

  Wang Jian also walked up from behind, bent down, and pinched Lin Yaxuan's calf, then continued to pinch her thigh.

  "Ah Jian! What are you doing?" Tian Ran pushed Wang Jian away like an angry mother cat: "How could you do this?"

  "What's wrong with your head?!" Wang Jian was confused by Tian Ran Er: "You see for yourself."

  After finishing, he leaned over again, pulling up Lin Yaxuan's pant leg, and found that her calf had become swollen from the ankle up. The straps of her gaiters were tightly wrapped around her flesh, and the skin on her calf was almost translucent in the light.

  "Ah! This... this..."

  "This is normal." Wang Jian stretched out his hand to Lin Yaxuan: "This is a small accident that occurred in her body's adaptation process."

  After pulling Lin Yaxuan up, Wang Jian opened the door: "Go lie on the bed and take off your pants."

  The two of them looked at Wang Jian with a strange expression, but they didn't stop him much, just full of displeasure in their eyes. On the contrary, Lin Yaxuan sat down on the bed with an indifferent face, and with great difficulty took off her jeans, only wearing a pair of underwear sitting on Wang Jian's bed, not only that, but also because of the jeans, a seam was squeezed out in the middle of her underwear, the scene was very chaotic.

  "Ah... you're not wearing long underwear either."

  Wang Jian's face indeed turned red, and his embarrassed expression was also exposed in front of Lin Yaxuan and Tianran.

  "It doesn't matter."

  Lin Yaxuan pretended to be strong, but was actually embarrassed. After all, she was a well-known figure in the Taoist community... On the other hand, Tianran Er covered Lin Yaxuan's sensitive areas with Wang Jian's towel: "Don't look! Don't look!"

  Wang Jian took a deep breath and pretended to be calm: "Was it that you couldn't sleep last night because of the pain?"

  "So that's why I'm looking for you today."

  Wang Jian nodded and said, "Fortunately you didn't go looking for trouble, or your varicose veins would have acted up."

  After finishing speaking, he sat on the edge of the bed and pressed Lin Yaxuan's leg with his hand, making a dent with each press. The edema was already very severe.

  "Bite down."

  Wang Jian took out a clean cork from the broken cabinet and handed it to Lin Yaxuan: "It might hurt later."

  After finishing speaking, Wang Jian poured the Vicks VapoRub into his hand and slowly rubbed it on both hands. The pungent smell filled the small garage, smelling very unpleasant.

  As his hand slowly warmed up, Wang Jian pressed on Lin Yaxuan's calf: "Bear with it a bit, I reckon it shouldn't be much worse than giving birth."

  As soon as the words fell, he suddenly exerted force on his hand. Lin Yaxuan, who was caught off guard, bounced up entirely, her face instantly turning as pale as wax paper. Yet even so, she didn't make a sound, not even crying out in pain. She only gripped the bed sheet tightly with one hand and bit down hard on the wooden block in her mouth, her whole body tense.

  "Relax!"

  As Wang Jian's special massage technique was applied, Lin Yaxuan, who had been strong as a forest, could no longer hold back and burst into tears, her entire body drenched in sweat. Tian Er, holding her from behind, softly comforted her, also with tears streaming down his face.

  After massaging both legs, Wang Jian asked Lin Yaxuan to turn over and face her buttocks. At this time, Lin Yaxuan was already in so much pain that she had lost the ability to think, and she did whatever Wang Jian told her to do.

  Then Wang Jian started to help Lin Yaxuan stretch her muscles... The pain of this stretching was absolutely beyond the massage earlier, Lin Yaxuan could still endure it at first, but eventually she fainted from the pain... When she woke up, she found Wang Jian using a bottle of frozen mineral water to apply cold compresses on her legs, while Tian Er was nowhere to be seen.

  "Don't look for her anymore, she's gone to buy silver needles."

  Needle! Lin Yaxuan heard this and her whole body involuntarily trembled with a chill, her eyes revealing shock.

  "It's time for bloodletting." Wang Jian said helplessly: "This is an inevitable process, I have also been through it."

  "If I become disabled, you will be responsible." Lin Yaxuan said viciously to Wang Jian: "Did you hear that?!"

  "Alright, I'll marry you then." Wang Jian sneered and said confidently: "I'm very professional."

  "You don't have the qualifications to marry me."

  "I was just joking, I'm not blind."

  "You..."

  "Does it hurt now?"

  "It hurts so much..." Lin Yaxuan said as she reached into the towel blanket and touched her underwear: "I'm all wet."

  "You'll feel better soon."

  As expected, Tianran Er walked in with a roll of silver needles used in traditional Chinese medicine after a while, nervously handing them over to Wang Jian and repeatedly reminding him to be careful.

  Wang Jian didn't say a word, he just nodded and then used the lighter to heat up the silver needle until it was red hot for sterilization. He found two pieces of rope and tied them around Lin Yaxuan's thighs... When tying her up, Lin Yaxuan liked to move around, causing Wang Jian to accidentally touch some places he shouldn't have touched several times, which made Lin Yaxuan glare at him with a resentful expression.

  But when it really came to letting blood, it wasn't as terrifying as she had imagined. Instead, Lin Yaxuan found it incredibly refreshing, a feeling similar to the relief of finally passing a bowel movement that had been constipated for three days, like Niagara Falls bursting out all at once. It even made her let out a moan, like those in adult videos.

  By the time this was over, Wang Jian was drenched in sweat and Tian Er's face was covered in tears, while Lin Yaxuan, the main character... had actually fallen asleep.

  "Let her sleep." Wang Jian wiped the sweat from his forehead: "I'll go find an internet cafe to spend the night."

  "Ah Jian..." Tian Ran also used his sleeve to help Wang Jian wipe away his sweat: "Thank you."

  "It's okay, I've been paid anyway, you can go home early, I'll spend the night at the internet cafe."

  "Alright then... you can go sleep at my place, I have plenty of rooms."

  Wang Jian chuckled and said, "You just said it yourself, a single man and woman living together is inconvenient."

  "Oh no! You're teasing me again! Go ahead, you're all sweaty and it must be uncomfortable if you don't take a bath."

  Wang Jian didn't pretend, and very simply took the changed clothes and followed Tianran Er to her home. As soon as they entered the door, he found that something was not quite right.