No. 48 Xiao Qiang's Counterattack

  "It's like that, you know."

  "Where are those Japanese girls? I rarely see Japanese girls wearing clothes."

  Dawei, with dark circles under his eyes, sat in the cafeteria at lunchtime with Wang Jian. This morning he simply skipped work and didn't appear until almost lunchtime, looking haggard like a terminal cancer patient.

  However, after Wang Jian told him about the events of the morning, he immediately became very interested in the Japanese girl that Wang Jian had mentioned, to the point where he almost rushed directly to the third floor reception banquet to see the Japanese girl who was wearing clothes.

  Just as they were talking, Tianran Er walked over with a whoosh, plopped down in front of Wang Jian, looked up at him and stared until Wang Jian's scalp felt numb.

  "What are you doing again?"

  "Are you talking behind my back?"

  Wang Jian immediately fell into deep thought, carefully searching his memory inside and out, but after searching for half a day, he couldn't find any unfriendly comments about Tianran Er.

  "No way, you're just making this up again, aren't you?"

  Tianran scrunched up her nose and huffed at Wang Jian, "Xu Laoshi told me you said I look like Takizawa Erika. I went to search for it, where do I look like that big-nosed, black-toothed person?"

  Big nostrils, black rotten teeth... Wang Jian and Da Wei endured great hardship, trying to hold back their laughter, so they had to hastily swallow the food in their mouths. After clearing their mouths, Wang Jian wiped his mouth and said:

  "Can't you be less serious? You know, people like you who are mixed-blooded, originally have a good appearance, and I even think you look like Fei Xiang."

  "You say it again! Say it again!" Tianran poked Wang Jian's head with his mobile phone: "If you say it again, I won't talk to you."

  "Alright, you win." Wang Jian snatched the phone from her hand: "Ah, Apple, high-end goods."

  "We won something." Dawei chimed in with a smile: "That day I accompanied her to buy a water heater, the mall was having an activity, and she inexplicably won one."

  Wang Jian slowly let out a "hmm" and then started fiddling with Tian Ran Er's phone, playing with it for half the day: "Huh? It doesn't work like this."

  "Return it to me, return it to me, return it to me!"

  Just as the two of them were making a fuss, the group of inspectors from this morning walked down from the third floor and began to inspect the cafeteria. Among them was He Ami and Inagawa, and when Inagawa saw Wang Jian, he directly walked out of the crowd and sat down beside Wang Jian with He Ami.

  "Teacher Wang, I'm disturbing you, extremely sorry."

  Inagawa's politeness gave people a very polite feeling, which made Wang Jian feel uncomfortable. But he knew that this was a living habit and it was impossible for people to follow the rules here.

  "Hello, you guys eat very quickly."

  "Our meal standard is only 35 yuan per person, just for work meals." Inagawa still had that smiling face: "Teacher Wang, just now Hanae volunteered to go to your class to listen and learn, in order to adapt to the work and life here, so I want to ask you to take care of her, she's like my own daughter."

  "Wait..." Wang Jian turned his head and took a glance at He Ami, with an odd expression: "This feeling is like inviting a son-in-law to the door."

  "Haha, this is what you young people are like."

  Inagawa finished speaking and made a gesture, and Ami, who had been holding back all along, finally began to speak: "Please don't make this kind of joke. I just really admire your style. I will submit my application in the afternoon and study in your class for about a month before staying here to work and learn."

  Dawei and Tianran were staring at this legendary Japanese girl with narrowed eyes, she was actually not as delicate as Lin Yaxuan, nor as stunning as Tianran, and not as cute as Dawei's ex-girlfriend Nono, but there was a strange aura about her that made people able to pick her out from the crowd at a glance...

  "But anyway, your Chinese is really good, I couldn't even detect any accent."

  Wang Jian was actually quite surprised by this point, a foreigner could speak another country's language as fluently as their mother tongue, which is actually not easy at all. Just like Chinese people speaking English, even if it's standard, there will always be a bit of awkward pronunciation, and the pronunciation rules of Japanese are very different from Chinese, with many sounds that don't exist in Chinese, such as the "ra" and "ru" sounds. For someone to overcome their daily language habits and learn another language is already a very difficult thing to do, just like Inagawa...

  Many Chinese people may not be able to recite "The Analects", "The Strategies of the Warring States" and "The Records of the Grand Historian" as fluently as he does, but his Mandarin is sincere and quite annoying...

  "Language is a very simple subject, as long as you grasp the rules, there's no such thing as a difficult problem. Moreover, Chinese and Japanese cultures are fundamentally homologous, so once you find the key, it's actually quite easy."

  Wang Jian sighed and muttered to himself: "My English..."

  After lunch, it was already afternoon. In the afternoon, Wang Jian didn't have any classes, so he sat in his office preparing materials and lesson plans for tomorrow's class. Occasionally, he would chat with Tianran Er for a bit. Whenever Tianran Er was alone, she spent most of her time staring blankly into space, and the rest of the time talking to herself. No one knew what she was saying, but she just kept on talking, occasionally breaking out into laughter... If someone else did this, it would definitely be considered strange, but with Tianran Er, it could only be described as silly.

  However, in the afternoon, something strange happened that made Wang Jian feel very surprised. He suddenly received a strange call, and after answering it, he heard a woman's voice, who threatened Wang Jian as soon as she opened her mouth, saying that she would let him know how powerful she was.

  Wang Jian initially thought it was a wrong number, but after chatting for a while, he confirmed that the woman must know him, otherwise she wouldn't mention those things he had done. Wang Jian wasn't afraid, but felt quite strange, so he wrote down the phone number and called back, only to find out it was a public phone...

  After he told Tianran Er about this, Tianran Er immediately came up with several versions of the story, including a vengeful ghost seeking revenge version, a chat room version, a ghostly phone call version, and a midnight murder version. As she spoke, her own goosebumps stood on end. Originally intending to scare Wang Jian, she ended up scaring herself so much that she asked Wang Jian to escort her back to her apartment after dark.

  Of course, in the afternoon, Kai Zi Xu still came to find Tian Ran Er. Perhaps they were a bit more familiar, and Tian Ran Er would occasionally chat with him for a few words, but in Wang Jian's opinion, it was all very uninteresting and lacking in substance, roughly revolving around Paris, LV, Chanel, Estee Lauder, and so on. Tian Ran Er had no interest whatsoever, yet Kai Zi Xu continued to talk incessantly.

  "Teacher, just now there was an express delivery to our class. The recipient is indeed our class." Ye Wen suddenly rushed to the office in a hurry during the break: "I just picked it up from the mailroom, do you want to take a look?"

  Wang Jian nodded and stood up, glancing at Tian Ran Er: "Let's stop chatting, it's time to get ready for class."

  Naturally, he heard it and felt like a great amnesty. He hastily packed his things, anxiously hugged the lesson plan, and rushed down the stairs one step ahead of Wang Jian.

  While Kezi Xu looked at Tianran Er's back, she became more and more infatuated, even muttering to herself: "What a progressive girl..."

  "That's annoying." Wang Jian looked at Kai Zixu with a helpless gaze when he went out, silently sighing for him. It is said that men who fall in love have zero IQ, and it seems to be true...

  After going down to the classroom, Wang Jian found that the package Ye Wen mentioned earlier was placed on the table. It was a 30-centimeter square box wrapped in floral paper with a small bear pattern and had a big bow tie.

  "Boom... bomb..." Tian Ran Er stood at the door, grasping the door frame and refusing to enter: "A Jian A Jian... don't go in, there's a bomb."

  "Bullshit." Wang Jian knocked on the natural second: "Your paranoid delusions are getting worse."

  As he stepped onto the stage, Wang Jian looked at the box and asked those below the stage: "Does anyone know who sent this?"

  Everyone shook their heads, but Ye Wen stood up and said: "The person in the mailroom told me that it was delivered by a courier, but the courier only brought this one box."

  "That's not delivering express." Wang Jian looked at Ye Wen with disdain: "Your logic is wrong? Delivering express can't just send one household to you alone."

  After finishing speaking, Wang Jian picked up the box: "Anyway, let's take a look and see what it is."

  Then he took out the key, and with the small scissors on the key, he cut open the packaging bag. After unwrapping the small bear wrapping paper outside, when he opened it, he found that there was another layer inside, a hard paper box sealed with tape.

  Wang Jian raised his head and glanced down at it, then suddenly smiled coldly: "Ye Wen, go burn it in the trash heap."

  "Huh? Teacher, you're not opening it?"

  Wang Jian shook his head: "Are you all curious?"

  All the students nodded in unison, Wang Jian uttered an "oh" and pulled Tianran II, who was also eagerly waiting to open the box, back towards the classroom door, pointing at the box on the podium: "You guys do it yourselves."

  Ye Wen was puzzled by Wang Jian's actions, but couldn't resist the urge of curiosity, and quickly ran up to the podium, opening the cover in just a few seconds...

  "Ah!"

  Ye Wen suddenly shouted, dropped the box, and then poured out of the box on the ground, countless cockroaches crawled out, really countless, they were extremely disgusting crawling on the ground, and very fast, in a short while it spread to the whole class.

  The students, especially the girls, went crazy. They jumped on tables and chairs without caring about their image, their shrill cries filling the air. Even Da Wei, who had just finished class, jumped down from the second floor. But when he saw this scene, his scalp felt numb too.

  As for Tian Ran Er, she was already frightened when the box fell to the ground and cockroaches crawled out of it. She scratched the wall wildly while jumping around, then ran under the sun like a madwoman, still shouting "Save me..."

  "I told you, curiosity is often a curse. Wang Jian leaned against the door and lit a cigarette with ease: "If you listen to me, just burn it and there's nothing wrong with that?"

  "Ah Jian save me..."

  Wang Jian turned his head to glance at Tian Ran Er: "It's just a cockroach, after all..."

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