Here’s what happened:

  I was watching TV. It was a danmei adaptation that I’d watched a million times, but don’t come at me, ok?! It was a comfort show! Like always, I had a bowl of instant noodles on my lap and was slurping them up.

  As I was doing this totally normal thing, I suddenly — choked!

  Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.

  Choked on my instant noodles! How stupid is that?

  I choked, and choked, and choked — and I fell over and died.

  And then I woke up next to a river in another person’s body, in a cultivation world.

  This is the story of my life as an immortal cultivator. After choking on a cup of instant noodles.

  So, yeah. Welcome. Have fun, whatever. Don’t eat a cup of instant noodles. Ever.

  How a Reckless Girl Defeated the Heartless Emperor! This ongoing novel is kind of my hobby fiction. It's slice-of-life, random-ass-shit happening with a plot going wherever I want it to and not totally accurate cultivation techniques. Whatever happens, happens! This is isekai cultivation fiction, but also multiverse, progression, and a ton of other stuff!