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Chapter 4: Can being handsome be eaten as rice?

  Chapter 4: Can being handsome be a meal ticket?

  My god! You still think a glare can kill someone? That's all just inside your head, or else you're thinking of crossing over to the other side and going crazy.

  Chen Pengpeng despised the urine-soaked pants in his heart.

  Jian Ruo didn't expect that after urinating, not only was he not angry, but he even apologized to himself. In her heart, she also had a bit of a good impression of him, and her face slightly flushed with some embarrassment.

  "Yes, Teacher Wei was also wrong just now. I apologize on behalf of my student." said Jing Rou with a blush.

  "My goodness, you're a wicked heaven, really blind! I'm working hard to death here, but you're good, actually randomly accompanying the mandarin ducks. Good people are miserable and short-lived! Chen Pengpeng scolded heaven and earth in his heart."

  At this moment, he was over the moon with joy, not only did he get an apology from the beautiful Rong Rou but also gained her favor. Killing two birds with one stone, it's really awesome!

  "Teacher Ruo, let's not be so polite. We both made mistakes, can't we just leave it at that? I see you still have to teach your students, right? Then I'll go attend class first, and when I'm free, please come out with me for a meal to make amends."

  Urination finished, he seized the opportunity of the way.

  But in his heart, it was a great pleasure to have found an excuse to dine with the beauty together. Who would give up such an opportunity? He picked up his documents and walked out of the door, not forgetting to glare at Chen Pengpeng. At the same time, he secretly thought: You dare to humiliate me in front of everyone, just wait and see!

  "Chen Pengpeng, come here. You don't need to go to class this afternoon, just stay here and recite the sentences for me well. I will check once per class, let's start now."

  The beautiful head teacher finally blew up, her face turned from red to black.

  Chen Peng's face is even uglier than his dead parents'.

  But in my heart, I'm thinking: What kind of world is this? You just took a look at my chest and thighs, what's the big deal? Nowadays, on the streets, those girls are wearing low-cut tops, super short skirts, and even see-through clothes. They don't care, why do you care so much? Oh God, what did I do wrong that you're treating me like this?!

  A cruel morning made Chen Peng realize how dark this world is.

  "My god, Xiao Peng, what's wrong with you? You look like you've lost your last marble. What's with the long face?"

  Zhou Xiaofeng saw Chen Pengpeng like this, and asked in a bad mood.

  "There's a bird job that's just right, but there's no one to do it. I'm done for, I'm done for, this time my egg is going to break again."

  Chen Peng continued to pretend to be heartbroken.

  "I'm going to your bird brain, didn't I go to the office for you?! Came back and it's like this?! No big deal, today I'll treat you to a big meal in the cafeteria, making up for not being able to help you out, bro!"

  Zhou Xiaofeng said disdainfully.

  "My god, you little brat can really talk nonsense! That person isn't even you, it's me. This morning at the office, I had to rewrite and add another thousand characters, a thousand characters!"

  Chen Pengpeng was very sad.

  "Hey, I'm telling you, Xiao Peng. Two chicken legs and a serving of cha siu should be enough, right? I've already taken out all my savings, let me off this one time, besides it's not like I cheated you, if you want revenge go find our beautiful boss instead!"

  Zhou Xiaofeng couldn't help but smile foolishly.

  "I knew you were a man of your word, but you refused to help me copy it a thousand times. Don't say anything more, I won't beat you up today. What a waste that I acknowledged you as my brother! Haha!"

  Chen Pengpeng is indeed a treacherous way.

  Zhou Xiaofeng almost foamed at the mouth when he heard his words.

  "What the heck is going on? You're changing your tune faster than the weather! Just now you were acting like you'd lost your mother, and now you're laughing loudly. Truly a case of being careless in choosing friends, an eternal regret!"

  Zhou Xiaofeng admitted defeat.

  "Come on, let's go! Still standing here like an idiot. I'm almost starving to death." After that, Chen Peng dragged Zhou Xiaofeng to the cafeteria.

  "What a sorrow! Even eating is so difficult, China's population is really too big. No wonder when taking the public bus, everyone squeezes out time to emulate Lei Feng. Family planning has truly failed."

  Chen Peng sincerely sighed.

  "Go to hell, always sighing and complaining, you're lucky to have food to eat."

  After finishing, they rushed out with a burst of energy, carrying forward the spirit of Lei Feng.

  "I'm telling you, Xiaofeng, being big and tall has its advantages. From now on, the problem of getting food is all on your shoulders. Just look at how skinny I am, but I still can't squeeze in, and I've already been pushed to the side by the crowd."

  Chen Peng said with great reason.

  "Get lost, I'm too lazy to bother with your nonsense."

  The aunt in the cafeteria facing the window ordered two portions of four dishes and one soup without even turning her head.

  "Haha, Xiao Feng, you really know your stuff, knowing that brother is skinny. You took so many portions of meat, looking at your big build, why don't you give some to me to supplement my body?"

  Chen Pengpeng looked at Zhou Xiaofeng with a pitiful expression.

  "Go ahead! Give it all to you, but you're still that skinny bird. How can you grow up without any meat? What a waste of food!"

  Zhou Xiaofeng looked down on him and said.

  Just as they were looking for a place to eat, a sweet voice suddenly entered the ears of both people.

  "Come over here! There's room over here."

  A pretty girl like a fairy waved her small hand and called out to Chen Pengpeng.

  This person is none other than Wei Linlin, the school flower's younger sister.

  "Wow, haha! Xiao Feng, we got seats this time and you're benefiting from my luck! Having a beautiful woman sit with us for dinner is so cool!"

  Chen Pengpeng is very shameful.

  Zhou Xiaofeng's disdain is really laughable, but he himself can't help drooling like a boar seeing a sow. His eyes are shining brightly, looks like another pervert! A man's nature is hard to change, beautiful women are the common enemy of all men!

  "Lingling, this is my brother Zhou Xiaofeng, you can just call him Xiao Feng. Can the two of us really sit here?"

  Chen Pengpeng looked at the two girls sitting next to Wei Linlin and asked.

  "Uh-huh, they are my sisters, her name is Qiao He Yi, and that one is Jia Jing Jing."

  Weilin pointed to the two girls beside her and said with a blush.

  The girl with a lovely doll-like face standing at the far left is called Qiao He Yi. The other one, who looks gentle and elegant, is called Jia Jing Jing.

  "Lingling, isn't he the Chen Pengpeng you often talk to us about? How come he doesn't look handsome at all, and is even skinny and sloppy, how can you like him?"

  Qiao He's pretty little eyes sparkled as she tilted her small head and looked at Chen Pengpeng, saying to Wei Linlin.

  Wow, can a person's good looks be eaten as rice? However, it seems that being handsome can chase after many beautiful girls. But my mom, I was born like this. Does that mean people who are born ugly should scold their parents? Besides, if one is ugly, can't they get married and have children? Then there would be so many single men in the world!

  Zhenpeng and his friends are really contemptuous. (Those guys are pure men who don't socialize with girls, they just pretend to listen.)

  "Hey, I hate you! How can you say such things about someone in front of so many people?"

  Weilin Lin pulled at Qiao He Yi's hem, her face flushing as she said.

  "Alas, I just said that to Lianlian, and you couldn't help but take his side. What's the point of that?"

  Qiao He stared at Wei Linlin with blinking eyes.

  Weilin's face turned even redder, and she didn't know what to say, her head hung low. She fiddled with her small hands.

  "I say, cute little sister, what's wrong with my brother not being handsome? That's called ordinary looks. And he's thin because he's maintaining a golden figure, you girls aren't some who go on diets to keep a slender figure, or even starve yourselves? His thinness is something only you girls can envy! Hehe."

  Zhou Xiaofeng couldn't help but chuckle and say.

  "You... you shameless thing!"

  Qiao He's face turned red with anger, and she pointed at Zhou Xiaofeng with her small hand.

  Zhou Xiaofeng, however, curled his lip and ignored Qiao He Yi. This made her so angry that she stomped her feet and almost stretched out her hands to strangle Zhou Xiaofeng to death. Zhou Xiaofeng felt a thrill in his heart, it was really too exciting.

  "Little River, let's eat, don't make trouble anymore. Everyone is friends, even Linlin doesn't dare to speak."

  Jia Jing, who had been silent all along, finally spoke up, her voice extremely sweet and pleasant. It made people feel especially comfortable.

  Jia Jingjing had just finished speaking, and that lovely melon face of hers turned red. Her whole person was in a state of shyness, looking extremely cute and pitiful. It made Zhou Xiaofeng and Chen Pengpeng look like two silly pigs.

  "Xiao Peng, what are you doing? You're really stupid! I'm starving and you're still..."

  He finished speaking and pulled Chen Peng down without any politeness, making him sit on the opposite side of the three women with a thud.

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