I'm late! I'm very Late! I'm Oughta breath! Heh Heh heh !
A light Shines From The Sky
Random Grandma by the street -" I have lived to long". [ Very Important]
-Where am I
-Ehh Hello Human Nice to meet you please sit on that bed in around 30 min we are gonna do some experiments to you
-Whaaa, Are you serious, Send me back or I will beat you ass
-Ehhh Dude I'm an alien you should be scared of me and let me do my thing quietly What the Heck
-Well not me I will just wait for the right moment to #$&-+-(( you in the most gruesome way imaginable
-Ehhhh you have a screw loose Damn i have to get another one What a Pain Well here you go Weirdo
Back to Earth
-Well Aliens Exist, Whatever I'm Late
Starts Running
Back To Space
-Damn Human Food is Poisonous, Huh where is the Human
-Ohhh I send him back he had a screw loose You know Locco
-Wait,Whattt you let a Human go knowing that we exist!!
-Well yeah he was Locco i doubt anybody will believe him anyway You know He's Locco
-You big dumbass How did you let that Happen Moron I will kill you
- Damn that hurts Man
-Get that Dude back Dumbass!!!
-Okay dude jezz
At a Cafe
-Well Aliens Exist Whatever I'm Late!
20 minutes after Running like a Dumbass
- Heyy There sorry for the wait, i hope you didn't get bored
-I have been waiting for 40 minutes, No i didn't get bored or annoyed or feeling like sh#t
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- Ouh Good I was worried that you would hate me
-Jared I have a question for you
-yep
-Do you love me?
- Wha of course noooooooooooo
Back to space
-ttttt again What the Flip
-Hello there human [ punching the barrier on the background] My Dumbass friend let you go for some reason But it doesn't work like that Forget about your family and Life from now on you will be our experiment Slave [ punching intensifies] WOULD YOU STOP FOR MOMENT GOD DAMNIT [ punches a random button on the wall ] Oh sh#t what did I press
- Ehhh i think you put as at maximum speed
- WHY WAS THAT BUTTON THERE !!!
-Ehhh don't know dude you bought the UFO
Finally Stops
-Finally the gas runn out Where are we
-Ehhh don't really know but those creepy aliens surrounding us should
know
-"Surrounding Us"
[ Punching continues in the background]
-Yep
-Poop!
Other Aliens Get them in Their UFO Chained Together
-I don't believe This Today it was to be the day that i proposed to her
-Ehhh really wow I feel bad for you bro don't know who would destroy your life like that
- It was you you piece of .........
[ Tries to bite him but can't]
- Oh yeah Sorry bro my bad
- I can't believe what you did to me you me you dumbass why did i employe you again
- I'm not employed I come for experience
- Yeah Right Hahahahahahaha
[ Green Alien Losed his Mind and White Alien Was wondering what food would they feed them ]
-#############################
-What are you Woman talking There i don't speak Hashtag
- She's saying that she got a plan to get out of here. Is your your Translator broken or something?
[ Green Alien is still Laughing]
-I don't have a Translator
-Ehhh really man translator's are really fire you should get one
- No sh#t sadly it doesn't exist yet Though
-Ehhhh Really Humans are so behind
-Yeahhhh, Anyway what is that chick talk about getting out of here
-She"s asking if you are on it
-I am
[ She tries to kiss him ]
-Woah Woah what's up I'm engaged
- #############
-What s she saying
- She transports her powers like that
- Isn't there an other way
- Nah
- Uh sorry Mariah This is the only time I swear on my soul [ a tear droops, Tries to kiss him ]
-Wait wait wait why can't you use your power's but it has to be me ?
- ########
- Because she has those green handcuffs that are her weakness
- Of course the green thing stoops super powers
[ Finally Kisses]
Bust out of the UFO destroying anything before Him
Comes Back to Earth
-Well it could have gone worse
-yeah i thought i was a gunner
- Whaa I thought i left you on the destroyed UFO
- Hmmmm Human you understate us
- Uhhh dude you finally stopped panicking
-Why did you think I was panicking in the first place dumbass
-At least now I have the pleasure to take you out with my own hands
[ Teleports away]
-F### Where did they go
-They teleported away
-Ou I can understand you know
-I learned Human Language by doing the power transfer
[A girl crying and running at their Direction]
-Huh Sorry Waitttt Jared Who's she?
Wait! You Cheated on me for this b###!!
-No no no It's not like it seems i don't know her It's a misunderstanding I Swear
- You cheating bastard ! Don't ever speak to me ever again!
[ Slaps him and runs away cryy]
[ Crying in The Floor ]
-Why oh why what have I done to deserve this wayyyyyyy
- Hmm I know it's bad timing but do you have something to cut these handcuffs
[Crying]
- Yeah I got a laser cutter in my house
[ After Cutting the Handcuffs]
-Your free now you can go
- Actually I have to wait a year to get my power's from you again and the child you will birth
-Wait what was that last part
-Your Pregnant
-How TF am i pregnant I'm a dude
-Well this is a special case
-TF where will the Child come out
-Ou don't worry he will get birthed from our energy not ADN when my power's get back and the child is born I will go back to my planet you have not to worry about anything is like nothing happened
-Woah Woah Woah it's my child to I have to raise him to
-Why do you care
- Because it's my child
- What I'm saying is you don't have to worry about it I'm have some workers raise him
- "Some Workers Raising Him" Some Workers raised You
- Yes
- Did you like that
-........
-Like i thought I had a plan to propose to a different gi
rl today but it wasn't meant to, I can't ignore my own,our child for the sake of him Will you Marry Me
-...... Okay.......For our Child
