Chapter 26: Whatever You Do, Don't Offend Women!

  After dinner, Zhou Ling suggested going to the movies, which was exactly what Zhang Ziheng had in mind. What he least wanted to do now was go home, as Wang Xue might be furious by now, and the sooner he went back, the sooner he would face punishment. It was better to linger outside for a while, letting her calm down first.

  After watching a two-hour movie, it was getting late. Zhou Ling said she didn't want to go back so early, so Zhang Ziheng accompanied her walking on the street, and they chatted while walking. This made Zhang Ziheng recall when he was dating Yu Jie, it was also like this, except for class time, the two were basically together all the time, quite warm.

  "What's on your mind? You're beaming with joy." Zhou Ling smiled and said.

  "Huh? Oh, no, nothing. By the way, Zhou Ling, you're so pretty, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Zhang Ziheng asked.

  Zhou Ling smiled and said, "Do I look very pretty? Thank you. Actually, I didn't have a boyfriend not because I couldn't find one, but because I didn't want to. Don't be afraid, I'll tell you, from middle school until now, there have been many people chasing me, it's just that I didn't accept them."

  Zhang Ziheng nodded and said, "You're so beautiful, there must be many people chasing you." "Why? Are those who chase you not good?"

  "It's not entirely like that, at the time my family was quite strict and didn't allow me to have a relationship too early. Later when I started working, I felt that those people were somewhat unreliable, they didn't seem to truly like me, so I've been dragging it out until now." Zhou Ling said.

  "You're just too picky, but I guess that's right, nowadays girls are all like this, better to be lacking than to have too much?" Zhang Ziheng smiled.

  "Hehe, whatever you say goes."

  Along the way, the two of them chatted a lot, and Zhang Ziheng also gained a new understanding of Zhou Ling. He thought this girl was actually quite good, and chatting with her felt very natural, like someone suitable to be friends with.

  "I'm here." Zhou Ling stopped and said after walking for a long time.

  Zhang Ziheng looked up at the residential building in front of him, smiled slightly and said: "Then I won't see you up, go to bed early, I'm leaving."

  "Hey, wait." Zhou Ling hastily called out to him.

  "Anything else?" Zhang Ziheng turned back and asked with a smile.

  Zhou Ling cursed silently in her heart, then said: "It's getting late, be careful on your way back."

  "Hehe, thank you, I know." After finishing speaking, Zhang Ziheng waved his hand and left.

  Zhou Ling still wanted to call out to him, but the words reached her lips and she didn't shout them out. "This fool, he won't even take the initiative to kiss me goodbye before leaving, what a wooden head." Zhou Ling muttered to herself, then turned around with a disappointed face and walked into the building.

  He glanced at his watch and saw that it was almost 10:30. At this time, Wang Xue should be asleep, right? Zhang Ziheng thought to himself as he hailed a taxi. Twenty minutes later, when he opened the door to his home, he was stunned. Was this still his own home? Had he taken a wrong turn somewhere? How could it have changed so suddenly?

  Zhang Ziheng stared blankly at his home, which had completely changed. When did all these things that didn't belong to him appear in the house? And everything around was decorated in pink. Looking again at the bed, his original bedding was gone, not only were the sheets and pillowcases replaced, but also filled with dolls and teddy bears. The curtains were also replaced with those full of cartoon patterns, and some small decorations were placed on his work desk, this had simply become a girl's home.

  Just as Zhang Ziheng was stunned, Wang Xue came out of the kitchen with a bowl of soup and placed it on the dinner table, saying: "You're back, come and have some midnight snack."

  Zhang Ziheng was startled, and only then did he realize that Wang Xue was wearing a semi-transparent nightgown with an apron tied around her waist, looking like a housewife. At the same time, he thought to himself, what's wrong with Wang Xue? She seemed to have changed into a different person. He had expected to be scolded by her as soon as he got home, but instead, this was happening, it was simply unbelievable.

  Zhang Ziheng put down his briefcase, smiled awkwardly and said: "No need, right? I had a lot for dinner, so I'm not hungry at all."

  Wang Xue sat down, laughing: "Can't eat midnight snacks if you're not hungry? I spent so much time making such a big table of dishes, and you actually say no need?"

  "Ah... no, I'm really not hungry."

  "I haven't eaten dinner yet and I'm very hungry now, but I don't want to eat alone. What can I do? There's no one to accompany me." Wang Xue said to herself.

  Zhang Ziheng was taken aback, then nodded and walked over, sat down and smiled: "Why don't I just keep you company for a bit, anyway there's so much food here, haha."

  Wang Xue nodded and ladled a small bowl of soup in front of him, smiling and saying: "This is the chicken soup I cooked, it's very nourishing, try some."

  Looking at the bowl of chicken soup in front of him, Zhang Ziheng couldn't help but swallow his saliva. He wasn't tempted by the flavor of the chicken soup, but was afraid that Wang Xue had suddenly changed into this state, who knew if she would put poison in the soup or not.

  He didn't move for a long time. Wang Xue chuckled and said, "What's wrong? Are you afraid I'll put poison in the soup?"

  "What? No, it's not me, I'm drinking, I'm drinking." Zhang Ziheng said with a bitter smile, then picked up the chicken soup and slowly brought it to his mouth. As soon as he took the first sip, his face turned particularly ugly, and he immediately spat out the soup.

  "Don't spit it out, drink it down." At this time, Wang Xue took out a knife from somewhere and placed it on the table, staring at Zhang Ziheng.

  Zhang Ziheng was startled and looked at the knife on the table, thinking to himself that it seemed he had guessed correctly, she hadn't changed a bit, only the method of punishment had changed.

  "But this soup is too salty, how much salt did you put in?" Zhang Ziheng asked with a frown.

  "There isn't much, anyway the kitchen is out of salt now. How is it? Is it good to drink? You've been working hard outside all day, it's very exhausting, eating more salt can help replenish it. And you're a man, your taste buds are relatively heavier." Wang Xue said in her soft tone again.

  Zhang Ziheng coughed a few times and said: "Good, good drink, extremely good drink."

  "Really? If it's that good, then drink the whole thing, don't leave a single drop behind." Wang Xue said in an extremely cute voice.

  "Huh?"

  "What the...! Drink it all up, if you dare to leave a single drop behind, I'll deal with you!" Wang Xue suddenly became extremely angry and slammed the knife on the table.

  Zhang Ziheng was startled and thought to himself, "How did things become like this so quickly?" He nodded slightly, picked up the bowl of soup, took a look at it, then closed his eyes and forced himself to drink it down.

  "Cough...cough...ah......water, I want water." After drinking, Zhang Ziheng said with a painful expression.

  "No water, what do you drink with your meal? Come, try this fried steak I made." Wang Xue said with a smile, then picked up a black lump and put it in Zhang Ziheng's bowl.

  Zhang Ziheng furrowed his brow, looking at the black object and said: "What... what is this? This doesn't look like a steak at all!" As he spoke, he poked it with chopsticks and tapped on it, saying: "Wow, it sounds hollow when I tap on it. How can we eat something so hard?"

  "How can you not eat anymore? You haven't eaten yet, how do you know you can't eat? There's still a plate here, finish it all for me, otherwise I'll rip open your belly and pour everything in." Wang Xue said in her Mother Nightwalker tone.

  "What? All, all eaten away, don't. That... young lady, I dare not, I will never dare again, I was wrong, you are magnanimous and forgive me. Next time I will never dare to go out to eat with others, I guarantee that every day I will return home on time, this time just let me off." Zhang Ziheng was really scared this time, and hurriedly begged for mercy.

  Wang Xue smiled and said in a particularly cute voice: "Look at you, what are you saying? You think I'm so bad. I just want you to eat more, if you don't eat, I'll be unhappy."

  It seems like today is inevitable, Zhang Ziheng smiled bitterly and picked up the so-called black steak, put it in his mouth, and chewed slowly. After an unknown period of time, he finally swallowed what was in his mouth, but from his face, you can see how painful he was.

  "Is it delicious?" Wang Xue asked with a smile.

  Zhang Ziheng nodded painfully, forcing a smile and said: "Good, good food, Miss, trouble you, give me a glass of water, too bitter."

  "Haven't I told you there's no water? Why are you still asking for it. Come, try some of my spicy tofu dish, I've been making this for a very long time." Wang Xue said as she pushed a bright red dish in front of Zhang Ziheng, although she called it tofu, from the appearance, it looked like a plate of red tofu brain, and it was even mashed into tiny pieces.

  As soon as Zhang Ziheng saw the color of this dish, he was startled. My god, how many chili peppers were added? And it looks like it's that kind of super spicy facing-heaven pepper too.

  "Big sister, just let me off, I'll do whatever you want, please don't make me eat anymore." Zhang Ziheng said pitifully.

  "But I'm so angry now, if you don't eat, my anger won't go away. Come on, eat, do you want others to feed you?" Wang Xue said with a cute face.

  It seems that begging for mercy is useless, Zhang Ziheng felt a bit desperate, sighed, picked up the spoon and took a bite of that so-called spicy tofu.

  "How is it? Is it spicy enough? Is it numbing enough?" Wang Xue asked with a smile.

  Zhang Ziheng swallowed hard and forced down the thing in his mouth, then he wanted to speak but couldn't say anything anymore. He really couldn't bear it anymore. He got up and ran to the bathroom, turned on the faucet and drank a lot of water, while coughing at the same time. At the same time, he was also thinking in his heart that this life would offend anyone, but never offend women. Once these women get angry, they will not recognize their relatives.