Jeremy's Guide on How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
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update time:2025/3/25 16:44:41
Latest chapter:Rule #7: Choose very protective clothes
My name is Jeremiah Jackson and I''''m 16 years old. But you can call me Jeremy. I just wanna get some stuff out of the way. ZOMBIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I''''M DOING! Well, okay, I have a baseball bat. And I can swing it around, and hit zombies on the head. Yeah, I''''m basically useless. But somehow, I''''ve survived this long. So I decided to write a rule book on how future generations can live just a little bit longer in a world infested with zombies. That way, when my brain gets devoured, I will live on as my book will pass down my knowledge to future generations of apocolypse survivors. But I''''m not gonna die yet, I have to actually write this book first. Anyway, let''''s get straight to the point. Here''''s are all my rules on how to survive a zombie apocalypse. Listen to my suggestions and you''''ll make a desolate, bleak world just a little bit better. Enjoy! Or don''''t, your choice.