jake was doing something incredibly boring when he found a chest somewhere.]

  'wow a chest jake said and then openend it' said jake as he opened it.

  inside was a scroll which jake read.

  bro you've got the skill: summon big dick lizard dragon

  'bro thats cool' said jake

  then jake went to town

  a bunch of guys were trying to pull open a safe

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  'inside this safe is the immortal lich gangalaf' said one man 'he is highly resistant to all damage but he-'

  'i don't remember fucking asking, cunt' said jake 'stand aside peasants, i will open the safe'

  'u cant it can only be opened if you have essence of a dragons dick- and a large amount of it at that'

  'you fool' said jake as he whipped out the dragon and crushed its penis into essence ' i said stand aside'

  the safe popped open, inside emerged gangalararfe, clutching a ticket.

  jake immediately thrust his peen at him, intending to kill him instantly.

  but.. gagsashdgah caught it

  'what the fuck dude' jake said ' you touching my penis? my cock and balls?'

  'yeah i am dude' said aghagahgshas ' what you gon do bout it???

  'isn't that kind of... gay?'

  'shit' said gdyhsagdhgahsd as he was swallowed by the void

  jake grabbed the ticket he was holding